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by Gillis on Fuck You Comcast!
FUCK YOU, YOU ASSHATS!!!
Location: Seekonk, MA

I'm cutting the cord. I can't possibly cut it quick enough. Dealing with this complete asshole of a company always gets my BP way above safe levels. Just trying to get an answer on how much it would cost to upgrade my internet from 200 to 400 has cost me hours and I still don't have an answer. I'm going to have to drive 20 miles to one of their service centers to get a straight answer by some poor asshole who can't put me on hold, send me a text to get me to a website that sucks ass, or otherwise puts me off.



Make a long story short... FUCK YOU COMCAST!!!

by Spuds on Fuck You Comcast!
Location: Timbuktu

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by i love the feeling of metal scraping my cock on Fuck You Comcast!
i love the feeling of metal scraping my cock
Location: i love the feeling of metal scraping my cock

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by kerrie on Fuck You Comcast!
CON CAST
Location: Alsip, il

if i could give this extrortion co. NEGATIVE STARS I WOULD! THEY DO NOTHING BUT LIE,CHEAT AND STEAL. I AM AKWAYS PAST DUE ILL GET MY BILL DOWN TO 0 AND LITERALLY MINUTES LATER ITS HUNDonly service avsilable in ALSIP,IL❗HOW IS THIS LEGAL. MONOPOLIES R SUPPOSED TO BE ILLEGAL ❗APPEARENTLY ANOTHER CROCKED SCUM POLITICIANS IS GETTING PAAAAAIIIID❗ ALSIP SUCKS BAD ANYWAY BOUGHT MY FIRST HOME HERE HUUUUUGE MISTAE. CON CAST AND BEING FORCED TO OAY FOR SERVICE THEY OROMISE BUT NEVER EVER RECIEVED IS THE ICING ON THIS SHITCAKE❗ THE WORST,SLOWEST,UNRELIABLE, OVERPRICED PILE OF 💩 THAT IS THE CRAP IVE DEALT WITH FOR 2 YEARS . SHIT STATE,SHIT XIUNTY,SHIIIIT TOWN, AND PARASITE INFESTED SHIT CONCAST!

by mad ass rich ass from the south on Fuck You Comcast!
IM GONNA SHOVE THE X6 ROUTER UP MR. CEO ASS
Location: HEADQUARTERS BITCH

I AM GOING TO SHOVE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN ROUTER UP THE CEO'S ASS USING GRAVEL AS LUBE. BUT IM SURE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOES THAT EVERY NIGHT FOR FUN. SO IM GOING TO SHOVE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN ROUTER UP HIS GOD DAMN PEE PEE HOLE UNTIL HE SENDS A GOD DAMN TECH TO MY HOUSE. AND THEN AFTER HE FIXES MY WIFI, IM GOING TO FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS SO HARDSHE IS GOING TO HAVE HEMMROIDS THAT WILL TURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER OFF

by Michael on Fuck You Comcast!
Any way to find where executives live?
Location: Oregon

Someone should really take care of those shit stains

by Parth Patel on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is like using a carriage instead of a car
Location: Lowell, MA

I mean this page literally got millions of reviews. Common big shot dumb head not everyone here is an idiot yeah? Truly speaking this page made me so much happier. I wanted a place to let my anger out on the internet being the worst thing ever in 2021. It's great that people pay for a shitty internet service provider like comcast to make the most beautiful and satisfying things like this webpage. I mean people have no choice. They think we choose comcast, but no, never in anyone's life besides the stupid CEO of comcast would anyone ever choose comcast or xfinity. Still... have fun with our money. Life is just a drop in this ocean. Once you die, you will be paying all of it back. Take care while you can HAHA

by sownah on Fuck You Comcast!
I HATE IT.
Location: spanish

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by Barry MaCockiner on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinity increases jitter/ping when you downgrade
Location: FL

Completely illegal.

by Notaninbred cocksuckincommunist shortdickasslickinfuckinmotherfucker, on Fuck You Comcast!
Location: Up ur mothers stinkin whore fuckin stink fuck that shit stinks fuckin ass

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by Jack on Fuck You Comcast!
Client
Location: Earth

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by PISSED THE FUCK OFF on Fuck You Comcast!
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
Location: DENVER FUCKING COLORADO

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by Kevin on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Comcast...
Location: Waldorf, MD.

Comcast is a bunch of thieves. They couldn't raise their monthly fees anymore and still compete with Cox, FIOS, DirecTV, etc. so instead they cut costs by eliminating services. It began with the text messaging service on your landline which most people didn't even use. Then they decided to start capping your monthly Internet data at 1.5TB and charging you an extra fee for how much you go over, unless of course you spring for the "unlimited" package for an extra $30/mo. I was getting notices that we'd used up 75% of our allotted data BY THE TENTH OF THE MONTH, and one month we went from 75% to 100% in three days and we weren't even fucking home! Then they wiped out the Xfinity app, so no more access to your Comcast email from your phone. And if that wasn't enough, they did away with the free Norton downloads for subscribers! They claim you're still protected as long as you're a subscriber but try to fucking leave and you better be prepared to buy an anti-virus package - something we'd never had to do before and one of the few reasons to remain with these jackholes. And of course that opened the door to thousands of scammers and 7-8 spam emails every day which prey upon subscribers who lost their anti-virus protection. Every month it's something else being cut. How about cutting back on those fucking "black experience" and pride commercials that are rammed up my ass 40 times a day instead of cutting services to what few loyal customers you have remaining?

by Todd on Fuck You Comcast!
Location: Indiana

5 stars for Xfinity this company never fails to let me down with their dog shit internet service that is constantly lagging

by PISSED THE FUCK OFF on Fuck You Comcast!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
Location: Denver

HUNDREDS OF FUCKING DOLLARS A FUCKING MONTH FOR NONEXISTENT FUCKING INTERNET???!! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!



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by a customer, not by will on Fuck You Comcast!
Internet out every god damn summer
Location: Florida

Okay you little cunts, you're the only god damn ISP in my area and you fucking charge us to come out every year at summer because our internet will go out 20 times an hour for 1-10m each time, then you turn all our internet off while you "permanently fix" the problem, you garunfuckingtee it

then the immediate next year, at summer its the same bullshit, this is year 4 and it takes a fucking month to even GET you here, you tell us before you even start you know EXACTLY what the problem is, and that you can't handle it and need to call a supervisor, but you still dick around at my house for 4 hours with our internet off only to again say its not your problem. Your ducking supervisor takes another week to get here only to run a FOURTH fucking new line, because the current one is cheap and bad quality and this one is sooooo much better, but 4 fucking times in a row you sons of bitches but the same self breaking shit that breaks every single year i june and takes till sepfuckingtember to fix, but you still bill us every fucking step like the greedy little whores you are. To whomever runs comcast in wakulla Florida I hope you rot you self righteous prick of a manwhore

AND IN TRYING TO SEND THIS MY FUCKING INTERNET WENT OUT, FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU

by Crooked Road on Fuck You Comcast!
suck ass Comcast
Location: Virginia

hate comcast with passion they need to be executed

by FUCK COMCAST on Fuck You Comcast!
FUCK COMCAST
Location: FUCK COMCAST

fuck comcast

by Joe Schmoe on Fuck You Comcast!
Joke of a business
Location: Central Indiana

The absolute worst company i have ever dealt with...!!! All of their equipment is complete junk...!!! We have almost every service they offer, wifi, cable, fax line, security and cell phones... It's all complete fu@$ing junk...!!! We will be canceling all of our so called services from this joke of a company...!!! I will tell everyone I know and hopefully this review will guide you away from this pile of shit company...!!! Xfinity you are a scam...!!! I only gave it one star because they don't offer a negative 0...!!!

by Juan on Fuck You Comcast!
Internet service
Location: Redmond, WA

After paying extra for better and unlimited Internet, Xfinity throttles the speed of the connection and today the service has been interrupted.

I wonder how much money back, I am going to get since they are changing for a service that they are not providing.

by Nigger on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck those Comcast Commies!
Location: Hell

Would rather watch people with down syndom have sex than get fucked every month when that bill shows up. FUCK THESE CUNTS! I'm retarded sure, but holy fuck can these Comcast fags fuck off?

by Nick Kerr on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is for faggots, retards and anyone who lives in India
Location: Your Mom's Bedroom

Comcast you shithole piece of niggercock. I hate you. Comcast is like the transvestite version of any respectable internet provider. And gahdamnit I hate transvestites.

by XfinityIsFirstWorldShit on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you
Location: Bitch ass

Literally taking your money and shoving it up your ass to taunt you on how bad it is. Someone should hire Russian hackers to take control of all of Xfinity assets and donate everything to charity. Fuck you Tom for dare proudly saying that "great customer service". Fuck you and burn in hell

by Yassine on Fuck You Comcast!
Avoid by all means
Location: usa

if i could rate this shit as 0 or - i would do it..only here in the usa were i see a company Capping your data even in my third world country that doesn't exist you pay monthly and no one cares about how much internet you use..its unlimited everywhere except in the usa ,that's a fucking joke..plus Comcast Throttling or Disrupting Stream especially if you disconnect the cable and use an iptv they will slow you down and kill your speed unless you use a vpn..run the same service in another friend house with a different company and the streaming was on point no buffering no what so ever...tried the same in the house with comcast and that shit freeze and buffer every 5 minuts ...fuck you comcast

by Fuck you on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you
Location: Chitcago

HOW IN THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING AWAY WITH THIS COLLECTIVE MOUNTAIN OF SHIT!!!!! FUCK THESE PIECES OF LYING MOTHER FUCKING SHIT. Karma MOTHER FUCKERS! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO IRATE! I WOULD HAPPILY JOIN ANY GROUP/PROTEST AGAINST THE MOTHER FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT. I'll look for like minded people in Shitcago to do so! MOTHER FUCKERS! NO WONDER THEY HAVE GUARDS....

by Chris on Fuck You Comcast!
Identity theft
Location: Boston

They gather your information, they sell your information. This is a criminal organization paying our elected officios for protection,...period.

by Mad pooper on Fuck You Comcast!
Notthing will change

Don't seem surprised, comcast is still comcast... buesness model no.1 change name of product and keep releasing the same thing, its pathetic it always has been there's so many better options when it comes to cable comcast just has the most advertisements period, they are not good at all its tec is completely outdated even in the 1960s the remotes didn't lag lmfao they are a greedy and pathetic company do not ever recommend them to anyone u care about, someone i kno works for the distributor for shipping boxes out to areas that send them to the other places that install them in your homes... she said that every single piece of tec that go's out is refurbished, nothing is new... CHEEP!!!! I hate them so much I'd love to get into a room with the person or persons that made this whole thing up, so much rage, if i were them id avoid me at all cost. Oh and they don't even deserve 1 star. 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

by Soon to be Unemployed on Fuck You Comcast!
Not Like I Need to Work
Location: Colorado

Piss off Crapcast. The constant up for two minutes and then down for nearly an hour bs isn't what I pay for. Does it make sense that I have to pay for a service to be able to work when it's down dozens of times a day? No, but my job requires it so with it constantly going out Crapcast better cough up some money before my soon to be homeless ass finds a new home in one of their buildings.

by Comcast Sucks on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is so shit

Literally is the worst internet provider. It randomly cuts off in the night and gets especially annoying when Im working. This happened before and after I tried to get it fixed.

by YOUTUBE on Fuck You Comcast!
YOUTUBE IS ALSO A CUNT!
Location: All devices

YOUTUBE IS ALSO A CUNT!

by anon on Fuck You Comcast!
If i could rate less then 1 star I would
Location: nowhere

fuck you comcast I hope your entire buisness gets ruined you all go homeless get cancer then get raped and die slowly and painfully along with your family

by LD on Fuck You Comcast!
Greedy cunts
Location: Georgia, US

You guys are so goddamn greedy. You send out a bunch of reps to talk to my neighbors when we had a chance to convert to the local companies fiber and convinced all the old farts to keep Comcast, keeping everyone else stuck with your dogshit internet.



Hope you guys crash your private jets into each other.

by Anonymous on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Flat Out Lies
Location: Denver

comcast must be the worst company on the planet. They are simply the worst. It's not so much about the service, which is actually pretty good. But why do they lie about billing?



(Editing note: I will not capitalize the c in their company name because a capital letter implies some level of respect. comcast will be all lower case in this review.)



Every month I get a comcast bill. Every month it's a little bit higher. Every six months or so, I contact some third-world call center to fix the "errors".



The last time I did this, I informed them that I was going to stop using their wretched dinosaur of a company. They were once a monopoly in my area, but now I have other options and they're going to be extinct in ten years anyway. So they offered me a "deal" to lower my rate. Against my better judgment, I said that was fine.



Two months later, not only did my "deal" not happen, but I just got a bill that was 15 percent higher than the old bill, with no explanation. The first bill was the same amount and I just chalked that up to comcast incompetence. But now I'm going to have to contact the third-world service center again and now I'm going to have to fight this supposed "contract" that they've willfully and grossly violated on their end.



I hate comcast. I absolutely hate comcast. Every time I hear about an out-of-control Chinese satellite tumbling to earth, I say a little prayer asking that it will land on comcast headquarters.



I hate comcast. The only reason I still pay their wretched hive of villainy is that I'm a dinosaur myself. I think today is finally my day to evolve, though.

by Melissa on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast even sucks at taking my$$$
Location: Albuquerque NM

So, I cancelled my Xfinity service when I moved. I couldn't pay the final bill due to covid-19 job loss. Today I tried to pay it over the phone because I finally got enough money. The automated system didn't recognize my phone number and wouldn't s me me to a real person until I screamed at it. When I got to a real person, she couldn't take payment "because agents can't have access to customers's bank info". So, they suck I much that they can't trust their employees to not steal their customers's info!

by Insane rage on Fuck You Comcast!
Internet not working, repeatedly told to try same bullshit fix options
Location: Indiana

I have been at the same address for the past 8 years and haven't had any problems with my internet...until the end of January when my internet suddnely cut out and the US/DS light on the modem began flashing. "Ok", I thought, "I'll just do the standard unplug/replug the modem and see if that takes care of it." Nope. Checked the coax and power cords to make sure they were tight. Yep. Unplugged/replugged again. Nothing. Thought, "It's late, I'll try again tomorrow after I get home from work." Next day, did the same thing. No luck. Tried doing a modem reset. Nothing. Started getting a little annoyed and called to talk to a service rep. Told me to check what I already had. Then was told they were having trouble finding a signal and asked if I could move it to another location in the house. Did that, and they still had trouble. Again told to check cables. Did that and after a THIRD FAILED ATTEMPTED, fristradely hung up the phone. Decided it was the modem that might be the problem and the next day went to an Xfinity store to replace it. Got the new one back to my house. EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING PROBLEM. Called them and they wanted to send a technician out to look at the problem. When I asked if there would be a charge for the visit, they told me there would be, even if the problem wasn't fixed. Told them "Don't fucking bother" and enraged, hung up the phone. Been using my internet on my phone ever since.

by Xfinity is terrible on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinity needs to be shut down
Location: Dumbfuckville

Xfinity is the worst WiFi ever. Everyday when I wake up, I turn off my WiFi so that my phone is actually usable. Fuck you xfinity

by cockcastinmyass on Fuck You Comcast!
cock in my ass
Location: my ass

this cock is so ass they couldn’t even bother spitting on it before they FUCKED ME WITH THIS SHITTY ASS COCK

by Vitaly Shemyakin on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinity prepaid defrauding customers
Location: Tallahassee, FL, India

In responce to Xfinity advertisement leaflets on my doornob, I ordered the prepaid service online through the phone. They confirmed availability of their service at my home address. I was charged $83.84 for the first month of service and modem. The modem arrived in few days but I could not connect to the Internet. I had a lengthy exchange with the TechSupport in India to no avail. They scheduled a Technician to arrive in few days. When he arived he found out that this area is only serviced by CenturyLink. He gave me an address to local Xfinity store to return the equipment and arrange for a refund. The store refused to take the modem back and give me a refund. They sujested me to mail the box back to sender via UPS using the stick-on lable included with the package. A UPS truck stopped outside the store, so I handed the box to the Driver, which he gladly accepted. Until this point everything suggested a logical outcome - full refund and the incident soon forgotten. Did not happen. I spent numerous hours chatting with 8 Comcast people online, spoke with a representative on a phone. They lost any record of the financial transaction, tormented me with identification process each time. At the end, I decided to accept the loss - it stopped being worth it. It does not feel like America anymore. Reminds me of the Soviet Union.

by Joseph Porter on Fuck You Comcast!
Terrible
Location: Chicago

Bad service incel virgin stalker shitsucking succubus faggot

by Debra on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinity is a joke
Location: Bloomingdale

If I could give 1000 negative stars I would. They are horrible and enjoy upsetting you on the phone and in their stores. What goes around comes around. My lawyer called them in regards to the 150.00 dollars they added to my bill. Last time it was 600.00. That goes right into the person's pocket! Thieves extortion and liars. Do Not stay with them they will also tell you anything to trap you in a contract and then they change the channels that you need within a month.

by Sandra O'Brien on Fuck You Comcast!
Robbed
Location: Pennsylvania

No rating. Is there a below zero rating? I had no idea i was signing off on any other service I could even purchase. I was told by another provider that I cannot buy a land line because comcast has a MONOPOLY against my address. Comcast service sucks I keep getting disconnected while sitting 10 feet from router durung wifi connections/disconnects. Comcast has the nerve to demand more money on top of it all?? Comcast does not offer land lines, but also blocks my ability to purchase that service from a better provider. I feel like I sold my business to the devil in blood. Help! I need an exorcist.

by fuck you comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
literally the worst company ever to exist
Location: comcast fucking sucks

its like a shit show ran by clowns. slow ass speeds wifi isnt even reliable you have someone come out to look at it, they end up being late and rescheduling for a time you cant even reach. fucking wish I could go with another provider, OUT OF ALL THE PROVIDERS THEY CHOSE XFINITY.

by Patrick Runne on Fuck You Comcast!
Crap. Comcast is crap.
Location: Salem Massachusetts

Need a minus star. Comcast disrupts my work and quality of life yet we pay and pay. They arw a suckfest.

by Link on Fuck You Comcast!
Location: Dover, DE

Mane maintenance in my area my ass bro fuck this shittttttrtrr

by Anonymous on Fuck You Comcast!
Wow!

Do NOT get XFINITY Comcast cable if you have a SAMSUNG tv.

Maybe any LCD smart tv



My tv was working just fine, I got Xfinity Comcast, and the BOX has fkd up my panel.

I have to replace the entire screen.

(They don’t carry this tv anymore and I want my tv)



I won’t be using XFINITY no more.



Firestick it is!



Something told me not to get this bullshit!

by shaw on Fuck You Comcast!
Overpriced
Location: WV

Too much money for the same old crap...you get all reruns unless you pay extra to stream...we need more competition in WV..

by Jason Duey on Fuck You Comcast!
I want my $ per day for every hour your service dont work!
Location: Camp hill Pennsylvania

Fucking bullshit happens ALOT! And im fed up! Fuck you Comcast!!! Service non stop in and out and shit doing what it wants..straight fucking junk!

by Guest on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Sucks
Location: USA

Comcast Sucks.

by AL on Fuck You Comcast!
NO SERVICE
Location: BERWYN, IL

I received a call from a Comcast rep in Georgia asking me is I wanted to upgrade. Who knew this would be a call from hell. The guy said my speed would be doubled but my monthly fee wouldn't change. First lie. The gentlemen I need to reset your modem for the change. I said sir, I'm actually working now, can you please wait until after 5:30 CST. The gentlemen said yes, second lie. My service was cutoff mid work day.



That was February 4, 2021. Today is February 25, 2021 and I am still without internet service. I went to the xfinity store to exchange my modem. Got a new modem. That didn't solve the problem. I called and they did a "modem health check." The modem is working fine they say. Ok. They will send a tech. Tech came third lie. I go back to the xfinity for another modem exchange. The rep said, oh the previous rep gave you the wrong modem. Get modem home. Service works for 10 minutes, runs hot got out. That what it has been doing since Feb 4th.



Tech out again, sits in my floor and does a line check. The line is working perfectly. Fourth lie. How is the line working fine and the internet only works for 10 minutes. New bill comes. It has changed from $54 to $95. Yes, you read that right.



I call again for a new tech. Tech says they came but no one was home. I work from home. My have proof from my job that I was logged into the system and that I was home. Fifth lie. Spoke to a tech today. The check schedules a tech for Saturday, Feb 27th. I plainly said, I have to work. I can't do Saturday and that they need to send someone tomorrow, Friday, Feb 26. She said not a problem.



The call ends. I get a text message confirming an appt for February 27th. So, you didn't hear me say I have to work Saturday. Or are you slow? Or are you just like your company, just do whatever the hell you want and world will just deal with it? If I find an attorney that will take my case, I am going to sue.

by ANTI-PAPERLESS on Fuck You Comcast!
FUCK COMCAST FOREVER

I seriously want to know which one of you dipshits actually thought it was a perfectly good and completely acceptable idea to just suddenly and arbitrarily switch me over to paperless billing WITHOUT MY CONSENT and WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST! From the very bottom of my heart, I sincerely just want to say EAT MY FUCK!!!

by Vicki on Fuck You Comcast!
New Comcast ad in poor taste
Location: California

Did anyone else catch the new Xfinity/Comcast ad with the joke about how EASY it is to get into the CAPITOL!!!

by Ben on Fuck You Comcast!
Nigger
Location: Fuck you

Comcast is clearly run by a bunch of shekel hoarding kikes.

Jew nation. The only thing Hitler did wrong was not finish the job. Fuck Comcast. Fuck Xfinity. Fuck the liberal news media and most importantly... Fuck. The. jews. (Lower case on purpose because they are unarguably subhuman.

by nigger on Fuck You Comcast!
service ran by absolute retards
Location: 123

disgusting fucking isp that goes offline randomly for zero reason. pay for 1gigabit internet and half the time it's sitting at 600. it's not a fiber connection either so your upload is dogshit. imagine you pay $150 a month for internet that goes offline randomly too, absolutely cringe.

by Sucker Apparently on Fuck You Comcast!
They don’t even try
Location: California

They waste your time and money as a business strategy. It’s what they taught us in MBA school. Gold customers pay for premium ( actually keep them happy) Silver customers are in between ( constantly push them to Gold or if your comcast just bill them anyway) Bronze customers ( make them go away if they are not contenders to become Silver customers)

by nigga on Fuck You Comcast!
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by Anonymous on Fuck You Comcast!
Capping your data because fuck the customer.
Location: Pennsylvania

Comcast now caps your data at 1.5 tb a month. You can gain unlimited for an extra $30 dollars a month but even that will be throttled if you go over. FUCK THIS COMPANY

by Melissa on Fuck You Comcast!
Staggering
Location: Michigan

I have NEVER experienced such large scale-ineptitude. They were SO horrible every single step of me trying to get their service. Guy comes out for installation, determines pole is too far from my house, says he will plan things with his supervisor and get back to me. A week and half later i take a tour of the 8th circle of hell to talk to a comcast agent on the phone. He says the tech just canceled my order instead. Oh okay! Can we start it back up? Yes but the deal you got is no longer available, you will have to pay MORE monthly for the same service! But...it was comcasts fault...yes i understand, so sorry!! Totally get why youre upset. Yes okay...can someone just come out here to do what they were supposed to do the 1st time. 1 wk later a man comes, does a look around my yard, tells me the exact same thing the 1st tech told me because apparently they just could not relay that info to this tech, too difficult. He says he will get an estimate on a price for burying a cable to my house and that his boss WILL call me within a week to make sure things were progressing. Week and half later, no word. I go through the automated 8th circle of hell again to find out where in the process this cably burying nonsense is, I am told they see nothing about it. I say i have had enough, cancel my order and refund me the $50 dollar installation fee, i will never ever interact with this company ever again. The agent says okay, refund should show up in 3-5 business days. I am SO relieved it is over with. 3 weeks later i check my bank account, big surprise, no refund! Because why would there be a f*king refund!! They have taken my time and energy for nothing, why not take my money as well!! I walk back thru the 8th circle of hell, have to give ALL my info again and they say please be assured, i have started a ticket number for your refund! I say yea, well see about that. They just wait to see if you dont remember to check that you got your $ back. This company needs to be sued until there is nothing left. Never been so frustrated with EVERY. SiNGLE. ENCOUNTER with a company who i didnt get a darn thing from. STAGGERING.

by john kinghole on Fuck You Comcast!
fuck them
Location: burlington vt

they just decided to put a cap on my data even though im paying out my ass and i have no other choice since i work from home as a software engineer, fuck them fuck them and the greedy cocksuckers up top this is why internet should be a public utility

by Stole election on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinty cust Svc lies like sidewalk
Location: California

Great site! I just pulled the $210 monthly drain today with lying, cheating, deceptive Comcast customer Svc/reps. I had xfinity/Comcast for over 13 fucking years, never missed a payment. I really resent the xfinity hotspot WiFi scam (NOT)! They pulled that “we” gotta upgrade ur modem so you get all the great shit but.....what they really do is slip in their 3-Antenna hotspot router/modem with allows strangers in your area to utilize YOU modem and electricity at YOUR EXPENSE! I have spent many long hours on hold, talking with diff reps all over the world and every one has given me the bum fuck run around. And can you say “lie” like little bitch mother-fuckers? I finally lost it today, called the cust Svc little soy boy trans bitch on his shit. Hung up on him/her and then contacted another provider for a savings of $140/month! Called Comcast back and cancel my Svc I had 13+ years. Fuck them in their eyes. I’m never returning to this chicken ship scum company.

by Frank Ryan Jones on Fuck You Comcast!
Down with all Corporations!
Location: Washington, PA

Xfinity taught me to despise all corporations for the corrupt entities that they are, and the corrupt practices that they perpetuate. I'm now a Marxist and hope our late-stage Capitalist system collapses, soon. I want to nationalize the Internet because of my experiences with Xfinity and Comcast.

by Spiceyfarts on Fuck You Comcast!
1.2TB Data Caps
Location: NH

Just received a text that I'd used up 90% of my Data for the month. That's odd, looks a lot like my mobile service carrier, but I wiped my eyes and looked again... sure enough it was Xfinity.



During a pandemic, while work from home is at an all time high, shielding themselves with a claim that "95% of our customer base does not come near the 1.2TB cap", they decide to roll out a data cap, simultaneously stating "don't worry! you can upgrade to unlimited data!"



You mean like I've had up until now...



FFS



Can we please get the competitors on the fast track to disassembling the Comcast monopoly I am forced to subscribe to.

by Kuominspy on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is run by subhumans

Real brave thing to do, setting data caps in the middle of a pandemic. Brian Roberts is overdue for a COVID infection

by Leslie Horwinkle on Fuck You Comcast!
Blo me Comcast
Location: Ca.

Comcast & their India call center can suck my balls !!

by Pissed Off on Fuck You Comcast!
Charging me rent for my own modem for 6 years
Location: Tennessee

Comcast are crooks and blatant liars... We need a new class action suit against them for false rental fees and more. The company should be held accountable. They have charged me over $1000 USD in false rental fees and they know it and admit it but wont correct their actions. A true monopoly that should be broken up immediately and competition should be mandated in the ISP industry.

by herman on Fuck You Comcast!
lost another customer
Location: Houston, TX

canceled service after 2 months of documented internet outages. they broke our landscaping lights, sprinkler lines while troubleshooting, charged us for service trips to fix their problems, and never responded back to us or find a fix. wouldn't give us our money back, and won't give back our cancellation fee despite agents documenting this in our call notes. getting to talk to a human is near impossible, blocked by their automated system which is very buggy. stay away.

by Serge on Fuck You Comcast!
Had to install my own service
Location: nashville

during covid. need to work from home. tech sat outside while i connected my house with his tools. all by learning how to strip and connect all coaxial connections throught my house, using youtube on the fly. left coaxial cable(running from street to my house) exposed, running across my driveway for... 7 months. and STILL trying to get them to connect it properly(underground).



be assured that this is a real story and not made up

by comcast lover 420 on Fuck You Comcast!
fuck comcast

holy shit fuck comcast. what the fuck is wrong with them. fuck off

by Nicolaus Copernicus on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast sucks large gorrila dick
Location: Poland

Mathematics is not written for comcast.

by George Harris on Fuck You Comcast!
We need municipal internet
Location: Pendleton, IN

My wife works from home 3 days a week, and she has to have our service reset nearly every morning. A certain service promised is not being met, yet there is no reflection in a reduction in charges. Comcast has managed to lobby legislation to prevent towns and cities to form their own networks by paying off politicians in order to protect their monopoly. Stop electing representatives that coddle these bastards.

by Anon on Fuck You Comcast!
Disconnecting Other Providers Cables
Location: Silver Spring, Maryland

Comcast was setting up another apartment's cables and decided to disconnect other competing ISP's cables in the process. It took a week for my provider, RCN (Who is great), to have someone come out to correct the issue. Comcast is literally so bad they can fuck you over even if you don't have them as a provider. Just crazy. Fuck you Comcast.

by Jeb on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is gay
Location: USA

Satan democrat RINO chicom mossad shills.

by Angry on Fuck You Comcast!
WHOEVER RUNS COMCAST YOUR MOMS A HOR
Location: ATLANTA

Every night my comcast wifi cuts out and I am sick and tired of this. Comcast is trash, whoever made/operates comcast company is a stupid ass bitch and so is your momma, and i’m ready to beat your motherfucking face in if i ever catch your stupid ass. want to play with my motherfucking shit that i pay for every month, FUCK YOU YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!! I WILL BEAT YA MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!! KEEP PLAYING WITH MY GODDAMN MODEM BITCH

by Doug on Fuck You Comcast!
Burn in Hell
Location: Boston, MA

Imagine being able to run a company where customers have no other option than to accept whatever terms and costs are presented because there are no alternatives. Imagine the government doing nothing, and then imagine that this manageable problem (either by government stewardship or consumer choice) has perpetuated for the better part of 20 years, unchecked.



Personally, I contact Comcast about every six months or so and spend anywhere from 2-4 hours reviewing my bill, attempting to access my account (which they make incredibly difficult by using dark web patterns that reduce a customer’s ability to reach customer service), and I eventually escalate to a manager and resort to threats of arbitration and small claims before customer service magically finds a solution that removes the additional $20-30 dollar increase that they add each year with no notice or justification -- how is this not illegal?!!



Their corporate strategy is to hope Americans are too lazy/stupid to notice and/or do anything about it, and it’s working. So please, if you are reading this, monitor your account and fight them if you notice billing changes. It’s painful, but it works.



When I do call customer service, which is the only way to actually affect any change, I do my best to understand that Comcast’s Customer Service Representatives are people, too. Through no fault of their own, these pathetic motherfuckers are left to represent and appease customers for this monstrosity of an organization which I hate more than I can adequately express with the english language. Inevitably, I lose my shit because because Comcast represents everything ugly, sad, and wrong with unchecked monopolistic capitalism. And why should they care when customers have no other ISP options and Comcast has a clear monopoly that our Gov representatives continue to ignore.



It’s enough to kill the American dream and dissuade even the most optimistic from believing in the “good” of humanity. Traffic and Comcast are literally ruining the human experience for me. So, like so many others here, fuck you Comcast. And if you work as an executive at Comcast, I hope you live a long painful life after watching your family members burn to death. If anyone organizes a radical group, either on the dark web or elsewhere, I’ll be the first to sign up to help murder or sabatoge this comapny’s assets and executives. Fuck you, Comcast.

by Sydney on Fuck You Comcast!
YO THIS SHIT SUCKS
Location: fuck you comcast fuck fuck fuck

THIS SHIT DOESN'T WORK I HATE IT BUT THERE'S NO MORE SERVICE PROVIDERS IN MY AREA

by Comcast Chokes on Dik on Fuck You Comcast!
Suck my Dick Comcast
Location: Comcast's Mom's Bed

Comcast, you are the LOAD your Mother Should've Swallowed. Eat a sack of baby dicks Comcast.

by Anonymous on Fuck You Comcast!
a poem about Comcast
Location: Eugene, OR

An open crevice, like

A monster's gaping maw

Waiting, beckoning

To swallow me whole.



I stand at the edge

Alone. Afraid.

The darkness

Echoes below.



I want to walk away.

Like I always have.

Ignore it until it goes away.

But it never does.



So here I am.

Preparing to take the leap

I've dreaded since birth.

To conquer my fear.



Before I do, to save myself

I must remind myself

That I am never, never

Alone.



-nerdatlas5

by mad on Fuck You Comcast!
fuck you comcast
Location: everywhere

fuck comcast. this is why we need stronger antitrust enforcement. let's start a crowdfunding campaign to lobby our officials for this. become the strongest lobbying group.

by Luke on Fuck You Comcast!
Piss-Shit Wifi
Location: Sacramento, CA

Comcast and the wifi services they provide like Xfinity fucking suck. I can't even load up a goddamn website without it taking 10 minutes. Fuck this company and their awful internet, fuck you Comcast!

by Michael R on Fuck You Comcast!
No Service, No Supervisor, No One to Call
Location: Seattle

This is my last converstion with a Comcast representative: Me: I need to be able to have the services I've paid for and log into my account. Comcast Answer: -Sorry our website isn't working -no one can log into their account. Me: For how many weeks? I've been trying for 2 weeks. Can I speak to a supervisor? Comcast Answer: No Me: Why not? Comcast Answer- I can not tell you who to talk to. This is disgusting!

by Joe Wagner on Fuck You Comcast!
Eat my balls
Location: boston MA

Starlink is coming and I can't wait!

by Jim Wagner on Fuck You Comcast!
Monopoly
Location: Boston

Comcast To Enforce 1.2TB Data Cap In Entire 39-State Territory In Early 2021.



Future proofing themself’s, don’t be mistaken this a move to ensure they don’t become just an ISP. This is a perfect example why we need net neutrality.



1.2TB seems like a lot at the moment but think back just ten years, how much data was the average user using then? As IPTV becomes more main stream data usage will also go up.

by Joe on Fuck You Comcast!
Gigashits Per Second
Location: Hell, apparently

Captain’s Log: Day 53. Crew murmuring of mutiny.

“Hi is this Comcast?”, “No.... this is Patrick!”

Never have I had more frequent mind exploding experiences with any other company than I have with Cockcast. No matter what you pay, in time or money, or who you talk to, Cumcast has their meaty, sweaty megabit dicks up past your rib cage. ISPs have monopolies and they cut deals with eachother to keep it that way. Asked for a solution to my slow internet and they told me to get a better modem and increase my package. So I called the bluff and jumped to the max package and got a better modem solely to prove that they’re full of shit. Guess what! Turns out they were completely right!



Just kidding.



They’re full of shit.



“Glorious Gigabit Speed”. Moves so slow I can physically see the bits transit through the line to my house. Packet loss, varying ping and speeds, to dropped internet. No solution in sight. All hope is lost for having good internet.



The Captain of the Titanic knew what he was doing.

Saving those souls offspring from the grips of Comcast’s claws.

That Death Star “is no moon”. It’s Comcast’s satellite.

by comcast sucks on Fuck You Comcast!
CUNTSHAT SUCKS ASS
Location: comacst

I just had cuntshat die for 20 minutes straight starting 8:02 PM tonight. Their internet speed is equivalent to 0 mbps. Every single day they turn off their internet for 20 minutes. Sometimes I can't even read reddit because of their shit internet.





Fuck comcast

Will never subscribe again

by Another monopoly victim on Fuck You Comcast!
Worst
Location: Virginia

I think Xfinity is great, if you like to waste your money on an overpriced service that just SUCKS. Love spending hours of my time each month troubleshooting their shit service for both cable an internet! Because frankly, I have nothing better to do, so thank you, Comcast for always being there when I have some free time!

by FUCK THESE PEOPLE on Fuck You Comcast!

MONEY GRUBBING PIGS

by Aby on Fuck You Comcast!
Shame cutting service on Marine Corps Birthday and eve of Veterans Day holiday!!!
Location: Solomons, MD

Wtf? Xfinity cuts our service for maintenance at 12:30 am on the Marine Corps Birthday and the night before a holiday (Veterans Day)! What the hell??? We’re watching war movies and more - for their alleged maintenance? Could you announce it Xfinity???

by Aaron Rodgers on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast
Location: Comcast Services

Comcast is pretty good for the price better than the competitors out there. Very fast and reliable. My daughter just hung herself last week since we got Comcast. I guess you could say she loves the fast internet speeds. I'm normally playing Webkinz with no latency or being kicked from servers. That's being compared to AT&T as I would always lag and lose my progress. Shot the cashier at the local 7/11 the other day because I lost a race in Mario Kart. Thinking of shooting myself the cops are at the door. "I'M SORRY JESSICA" *Pulls Trigger*.

by ZombieSlayer69 on Fuck You Comcast!
10/10 most reliable internet
Location: fuck u comcast

Well it all started when Comcast fucked me in the ass the FIRST time... ever since then they've been lubing up my asshole about 17 times a month. It's been a thrilling experience getting 500 kb/s when I am paying for service that is 600 mb/s (I guess Comcast just made a little oopsy and mixed up kb with mb haha) Sometimes I am gaming with some buds and then... knock knock..... IT'S COMCAST HERE TO FUCK MY ASS haha lol. I can't think of a more reliable service, and I know that Comcast is just trying their best, but their best is absolute dirty, stinky dog shit. 10/10 would pay for Comcast again.

by Holly on Fuck You Comcast!
35 yrs of being a loyal customer .. bye bye comcrap!
Location: Pleasanton ca

So after 35 years of being a loyal paying on time customer comcrap finally pushed me over the edge today..7+years of sketchy service that is always down at least once weekly , having to call a tech out min once every 3-6 months because of their faulty service, being charged up the wazzooo for sketchy internet and more often that not sketchy cable tv you went too far today! I called because in my package i was paying for hbo, wanted to watch hbo max after an hour on the phone with an xfinity tech she finally agreed with me the issue was my outdated cable box and there was a problem with their modem i rent for an additional 15$ a month.. thats why my internet is slow and often not working.. tech shows up today to replace modem, update boxes i was told by agent no extra charge to my monthly bill.. LIE #1... go through everything to find out yes there is my bill is now going to be increased by 39 $ monthly? and they put a cap on my internet speed and how much gigs i get monthly.... So after 35 years of being a loyal customer who pays their bill on time every month in full every month even when I don't get what i pay for every month( A WORKING INTERNET AND CABLE TV) I'm done see ya comcrap.. there are many other alternatives to your over priced , sub par service !!!

by Holly on Fuck You Comcast!
35 yrs of being a loyal customer .. bye bye comcrap!
Location: Pleasanton ca

So after 35 years of being a loyal paying on time customer comcrap finally pushed me over the edge today..7+years of sketchy service that is always down at least once weekly , having to call a tech out min once every 3-6 months because of their faulty service, being charged up the wazzooo for sketchy internet and more often that not sketchy cable tv you went too far today! I called because in my package i was paying for hbo, wanted to watch hbo max after an hour on the phone with an xfinity tech she finally agreed with me the issue was my outdated cable box and there was a problem with their modem i rent for an additional 15$ a month.. thats why my internet is slow and often not working.. tech shows up today to replace modem, update boxes i was told by agent no extra charge to my monthly bill.. LIE #1... go through everything to find out yes there is my bill is now going to be increased by 39 $ monthly? and they put a cap on my internet speed and how much gigs i get monthly.... So after 35 years of being a loyal customer who pays their bill on time every month in full every month even when I don't get what i pay for every month( A WORKING INTERNET AND CABLE TV) I'm done see ya comcrap.. there are many other alternatives to your over priced , sub par service !!!

by Dan on Fuck You Comcast!
Engineer
Location: Bay Area

Comcast is the worst fucking internet provider. I feel like I’m back in Kolkata India where the internet there was as reliable as my narcissist g/f. We need to squash this fucking monopoly.

by Fuck off on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinty is worthless

This is definitely a scam service you don’t get the speeds you pay for.

Good luck even getting fucken YouTube videos to load. Some days you won’t have internet at all. Its really shocking how slow and shity this Xfinty is. By the way absolutely do not buy prepaid Xfinty kit you will get fucked!!!!!!!!!!

by Fuck yiu on Fuck You Comcast!
Dfghg
Location: fFggu

Comcast SUCKS!!!

Trump supporters!!!

Dump “Comcrap”!

by Joe C on Fuck You Comcast!
FUCK YOU LIBERAL PIECES OF SHIT
Location: CT

Lies about pricing. Their operations is run like someone trying to herd cats. A piece of shit company ran by liberal douchebags. These people can't run shit. Stay in academia and theatre you useless pieces of shit.

by Magic on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you
Location: Florida

todays the day where i am fucking done i cant believe its this shit

it always was slow at times but i am the fucking point where i cant watch a 144p stream without abysmal lag i am so fucking pissed that a company can charge almost 200 dollars for literal internet ran by apes its been getting worse and worse as the days go by reset my fucking router 50 times and it does nothing and if you contact those fucktards they will say sorry and do nothing and just waste your fucking time with abysmal wait time these fucking cucks are the biggest monopoly dickheads ever just greasy greedy fucking pigs that cant properly run a business i could take 2 fucking weeks of my life to learn how to set up my own wifi tower and get the better speed then a fucking billion dollar company im so fucking pissed i cant put it into words im not some fucking slave that pays to be treated like shit but comcast is the only option where i am because these fucking assholes take up every space just to abuse people if someone from comfuck is reading this fuck you and your entire workforce go die in hell greedy fucking dickheads fuck you

by Magic on Fuck You Comcast!
i am so fucking baffled
Location: florida

todays the day where i am fucking done i cant believe its this shit

it always was slow at times but i am the fucking point where i cant watch a 144p stream without abysmal lag i am so fucking pissed that a company can charge almost 200 dollars for literal internet ran by apes its been getting worse and worse as the days go by reset my fucking router 50 times and it does nothing and if you contact those fucktards they will say sorry and do nothing and just waste your fucking time with abysmal wait time these fucking cucks are the biggest monopoly dickheads ever just greasy greedy fucking pigs that cant properly run a business i could take 2 fucking weeks of my life to learn how to set up my own wifi tower and get the better speed then a fucking billion dollar company im so fucking pissed i cant put it into words im not some fucking slave that pays to be treated like shit but comcast is the only option where i am because these fucking assholes take up every space just to abuse people if someone from comfuck is reading this fuck you and your entire workforce go die in hell greedy fucking dickheads fuck you

by Magic on Fuck You Comcast!
i am so fucking baffled

todays the day where i am fucking done i cant believe its this shit

it always was slow at times but i am the fucking point where i cant watch a 144p stream without abysmal lag i am so fucking pissed that a company can charge almost 200 dollars for literal internet ran by apes its been getting worse and worse as the days go by reset my fucking router 50 times and it does nothing and if you contact those fucktards they will say sorry and do nothing and just waste your fucking time with abysmal wait time these fucking cucks are the biggest monopoly dickheads ever just greasy greedy fucking pigs that cant properly run a business i could take 2 fucking weeks of my life to learn how to set up my own wifi tower and get the better speed then a fucking billion dollar company im so fucking pissed i cant put it into words im not some fucking slave that pays to be treated like shit but comcast is the only option where i am because these fucking assholes take up every space just to abuse people if someone from comfuck is reading this fuck you and your entire workforce go die in hell greedy fucking dickheads fuck you

by Leila on Fuck You Comcast!
Paying to be scammed!
Location: Cape cod and naples fl

I moved from fl to ma, only to find xfinity is just as shitty down south as it is up north. So their excuses of it being where i lived. Right, and i have a real unicorn in my backyard. Cause you cant tell me its where i live now. Im in the middle of town on a smalll island. How can it be location. I got news for you comcast or xfinity, ( by the way, when a company isnt clearly named and identified, it shows diseption). Worst part is its the worst sevice i get, charging the most out of all non essential services i have. The only reason they still do contracts is because its the only way for the company to esure that their numbers are good. Its time for monopoly companies to go! They have no place in a suposedly free country. So yea FUCK YOU COMCAST for sure!

by Hillary on Fuck You Comcast!
Cancelled Comcast
Location: Houston Texas

I had a question regarding billing, Comcast phone system will not let me talk to a rep, it hang up on me. Googled and found a secret number to talk to a human, told them I want to cancel they offered me a deal and I said okay, the rep then says he needs to talk to his supervisor and kept me waiting for close to an hour, then said I would need to pay more, it's called bait and switch so I said cancel it 😂

by Robert Nowak on Fuck You Comcast!
AT&T
Location: SHITCAGO

AT&T IS THE REAL LOOSER YOU ASSHOLE!! COMCAST IS THE BEST!! YOUR A INFORMED CHILD!! SO GO FUCKING LIVE WITH AT&T YOU PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT!!!

by UZrK on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinity

Xfinity shamelessly comes over my YouTube page completely covers it. Fuck you xfinity. Shameful.

Zero stars

by Baconz on Fuck You Comcast!
Very slow
Location: funny die of ria game

Comcast is fucking slow.

by Joe on Fuck You Comcast!
My Cellphone Hotspot is Faster Than Their 300 mbps Internet
Location: NorCal

I'm paying nearly 100 bucks a month for this fucking 300mbps internet that somehow always becomes dogshit slow in the evenings.



I tested my PC linked to my phone hotspot and IT WAS FUCKING FASTER THAN FUCKING XFINITY WIFI.



FUCK YOU XFINITY EAT A FUCKING DICK. I can't wait for another company to provide internet so I can cancel this fucking garbage.

by Final Boss Karen on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinity Blows
Location: TX

I don’t even know where to begin. The service provided by Xfinity is beyond unacceptable. When we are in the war, my buddy will start lagging and he’ll even get timed out due to poor connection. That is one life unnecessarily lost too soon. I really hope you get your act together Xfinity. I don’t know how much longer I can take it. We would also really like to be compensated with chicken nuggets for all the damages.



Sincerely,

K&R

by Ruin on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is run by a dogshit company with dogshit standards
Location: I guess I'm someplace far from Comcast. Or am I?

Our Comcast wifi has been cutting out since Jesus died. How the FUCK do they still have a company. Its so slow that i think they are trying to get my private info.

by Name on Fuck You Comcast!
I'll do one better
Location: USA

Fuck you world and everyone in it

by fuckit noname on Fuck You Comcast!
fucking useless comcast bullshit
Location: DC

Every fucking day we have shitty internet problems... latency like I'm bouncing shit off the moon... full on seconds... not milliseconds...

my record? 45 fucking seconds... the best? a few hundred ms... andrews is just down the fuckin road too...



but my boss wont even try considering to look for another option...

I think they need to pass a law that the advertised speed should be the minimum with maximum latency times and the company should be fined for it being too damn slow. not by the day or week, but by the hour, every hour of the day. Night, day, holiday, weekend, shops closed, doesn't matter.

and the company being screwed should get a fair chunk of the fine.



likely everyone using comcast would have money owed by the end of the week.

by FU on Fuck You Comcast!
Dumb Service
Location: Chicago

Trash ass service! What a joke! How is it even possible to get 0.5 Mbps when I paid for 200x that much

by Fuck Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Comcast
Location: Fuck Comcast

Fuck

by Bob on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck xfinity
Location: Xfinity’s shitter

I have no fucking idea how Xfinity/Comcast has such a giant fucking hold over this area of the state. Hour north I can get Charter Spectrum unlimited for like 40 bucks/mo. Instead I get stuck with the most retarded fucking internet service I have ever experienced. THANK FUCK I didn’t sign a contract and am paying the extra 10/mo to not have a contract. Fucking scummy ass people.

by kevin on Fuck You Comcast!
dog
Location: ct

xfi pods are a scam. xfinity is dog shit. xfinity commercials are a joke. xfinity needs to go out of business. xfinity is like going to a fine steakhouse and getting served a McRib.

by Henry “suck my asshole Comcast” Allen on Fuck You Comcast!
wifi always fucking goes out every fucking week
Location: 17406 York, PA

fuck you comcast I hope you all choke on your own cocks 2 times a fucking week I have 2 hour long power outages and I can’t do anything about it I have to wait for Comcast to stop sucking their father’s cocks to fix it I hope all of you eat shit and die

by david on Fuck You Comcast!
worthless
Location: petaluma

there service sucks i can not sign in on email but they want $$$ all the time

they keep raising prices and shitty service

by anon on Fuck You Comcast!
speed
Location: denver

I've been getting disconnected from shit for an hour and I'm paying for 240 mbps. done with this shit

by suzanne romain on Fuck You Comcast!
moving
Location: Seattle

Just moved and am now aware of a new and excited way for comcast to extort whatever they can. So I filled out a moving form because they seem to comprehend what moving actually means-as in the customer uses the service where they actually live. I input a shut down date at the rental house we moved out of and a start up date at the house we moved to. Now, according comcast, they have no memory of this, and we just have to pay for services at both residences. and I cannot access the other account, which I do have to pay for even though i cannot cancel it, alter it, or even use it since we cannot plug a modem into where we don't live anymore. The best part is trying to figure out how to move forward-I go to the website to get chat support but low and behold the window allows an automated series of questions, but there is no text box for me to respond. seriously. 0-to complete rage on the website. OK. request a phone call. great. 6 requests later with a your first in line we will call you in 5. no call. made an appointment for a phone call. time zones not indicated, so I can expect a call either at 7:15 tomorrow morning west coast time, or maybe 4:15 am...who knows. my neighbor needed to contact them 13 times before they would shut down the service at their old house. so excited to begin this process of bullshit.

by Tim on Fuck You Comcast!
Said I didn't return their equipment!
Location: California

If I could give them 0 stars I would. I moved and I canceled my Comcast service and returned the equipment to their store. I watched them scan it and left. They may have given me a receipt but I don't remember and if they did I didn't keep it. Months later I'm looking at my credit report and I had a collection from Comcast. I called to find out and they said I didn't return the equipment. I had no notice that I owed them and so I couldn't contest it. Then I talk to the collection agency and I agree to pay it and they say they will remove it from my credit report. Well 2 years later and it's still there and I can't get it removed. I am fed up. Never again will I use Cumcast!

by fxdc0820 on Fuck You Comcast!
Location: Southwest Michigan

Xfinity mobile with iPhone XS 512gb service sucks donkey dick! You bastards don’t deserve a single star rating! Cannot make a single call without dropping every fucking day and the funny thing it’s usually 3 or 4 bars of lte service! And fuck trying to send a simple picture!! It ain’t gonna fucking happen! Fuck you and your bullshit 3rd world country service🖕

by Dissatisfied Customer (Xfinity) on Fuck You Comcast!
Honey Moons Over
Location: Washington

Once the $39.00 first new user 12 month internet special was over, the price increased to $69.00. Adding insult to injury, an additional, and NON REQUESTED charge of $15.00 for faster speed was added to the bill. At a time when so many are suffering these thieving bastards are adding fees for services without customer approval!

by pAx on Fuck You Comcast!
no
Location: no

These people literally deserve to be tortured to death

by BarryMorgan on Fuck You Comcast!
What a total WASTE!!! Losers!
Location: Brandon, MS

Read the next 20 entries in this thread then multiply the loathing, hate, and disgust by infinity cubed... dip this in bat piss and put a thick coating of cat shit around it... then you should almost start to picture the vision they invoke in me every time I'm left at their mercy for a reliable connection... for which they could not provide if god himself commanded it. The number one criteria for my next home is that Cumcast has NOTHING within 200 miles of it. Worthless losers!!

by Rose Baratta on Fuck You Comcast!
Bad picture
Location: Manchester New Jersey

You have stretched my picture four times in two years . Cannot be fixed without a visit from Comcast. Now I have to deal with corona being 83 years old and my picture is having heads cut off and cannot read what is being posted because it is off the screen. Just received my bill will not pay for poor service haven’t had a good picture in three months. You deserve no ratings. So disappointed in your service.

by Ben west on Fuck You Comcast!
Price
Location: Pittsford

You are the biggest price gouging people around we need a better business to come in and put you in the hole

by Sl on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinitywifi Gateway
Location: Philadelphia

WiFi drops 20 feet from gateway with the Xfinity stores closed I’ve chatted and called their asshole customer service dot heads trying to get a gateway swap the equipment is rented from comcast I pay monthly for the box I get the same shit answer from them disconnect the cable I’ll send you a signal over and over and over. Why is it so dam hard to mail out a new gateway. My contract is up in 6 weeks.

by Moe Lester on Fuck You Comcast!

Comcast's WiFi speed makes a Vietnam Vet who got his legs blown off by some Vietcong booby trap look like a speed demon kekw 😀

by Twitch Chat on Fuck You Comcast!
Location: Twitch

Spam Curse Fire to make Comcast CEO retire !!!!!! 😀 😀

by Joe on Fuck You Comcast!
Smith
Location: Northern California

This shitty ass "company" can actually suck a fucking crusty greasy Reddit mods microscopic dick. My area cant go more than 1 day without the WiFi going out. A fucking toddler who got hit by a bad case of polio and is stuck in a wheel chair can move at the speed of sound compared to the dog shit Comcast call "WiFi".

by fuck comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
fuck comcast
Location: fuck comcast

So shity I will never get up again they are fucking take people money and giving the speed and they hardward is bloodclat shit. them fi fuck all the way off.

by Mimi on Fuck You Comcast!
Criminals
Location: Boston

This company is the worst thing ever to exist on this planet. They lie, they steal money, and they fucking suck. I can’t even watch the new covid 19 ad in which they state they are helping everyone. Fucking bullshit!!!!!!!!! Use the money for your commercial to help people during a time like this. Meanwhile make a list of all of the paid programming channels, and all the channels that show nothing but shit, take that list and shove it. You fucking suck, your internet speeds suck, your pods suck, your television line ups suck. You just suck suck suck all around. Shove the one star I had to give you up your ass too.

by Comcast Sucks on Fuck You Comcast!
Soulless
Location: Metro ATL

Been dealing with intermittent outages for over a month. Was told to call whenever it happens. Started call at 8:30 pm. Took multiple attempts over half an hour to find path to human. Office closed at 9 pm. Thanks Comcast!

by Andrew on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is fucking stupid
Location: Illinois

I was in the middle of a league of legends ranked game when your shitty internet decided to throttle down and I disconnected. Fuck you and your shitty internet, if there was another internet service out there we would all join that one.

by Dontae Griffin on Fuck You Comcast!
Worst customer service EVER!!!!
Location: BALTIMORE MARYLAND

just got off the phone with a guy from comcast name kamarie who says hes the escalation executive. this guy is a complete asshole who clearly could give two shits about me or what ever his job is suppose to be we have been trying to get our internet fixed for over 6 months now we upgraded to the 1000mbs and ever since we upgraded we havent gotten our speeds over 97mbs we had a tech come out only to tell us he dont know why our speeds are so low he said that someone would come out and redo the whole line up on the pole. no one ever showed when we had called before that a lady told us they would give us a credit after the tech left for our inconvenience. we never recieved a credit either they also recently doing this covid 19 quarantine downgraded our package to the lowest package there is because our bill wasnt payed on time making our internet even slower now. we were told that if we payed 106.00 that our service would be restored but it wasnt so when i addressed this with kamarie he then told us we have to pay our bill in full to restore services which doesnt make since because for one our governor put a halt on all service providers from being able to turn off services during the quarantine not ony that but they downgraded us before ever sending anyone out to fix the services weve been paying for and never recieved once i said this to kamarie he became short with me and rude i then asked him for his supervisor and he said he has many supervisors i asked him to name one he said john i aske ddoes he have a last name and he said hes not giving me his last name i also asked him how or who do i call to file a complaint and he said him i file a complaint with him so i have to file a complaint about him to him no where else this company is the worst company that i have ever dealt with and i intend to file a lawsuit for services not rendered after paying for them

by Comcast sucks shit on Fuck You Comcast!
Would I recommend them???
Location: Houston

Because of your atrocious service and inability to resolve my issues for connectivity.



Additionally, your monopolistic actions combined with sham like services and lack of any means to improve makes me prefer eating shit to calling or dealing with your company.



If I could, I would rate you less than 0 and use stories of your company to frighten children, friends, and family. It is insulting to even think that I would recommend the hot sit you have somehow clogged the nations cables with to my friends, lest they become as hateful of me as I am of your company.

by Sharon E Tinnin-Canady on Fuck You Comcast!
Coronavirus nightmare
Location: Fort Myers, Florida

I am so upset and frustrated from days on the phone. You call.. you listen to the robot... you get hung up on because you need to talk to a HUMAN!!! .. Not going to happen. Here in the middle of this covid nightmare, I gat a bill for an extra 120.00. I try contacting them, after having other problems this week... First i get the robot.. then after an hour or so I give up and try online.. Again!!. Ive tried online more times than I can count.

You try to resolve your problem and the next thing you know you get an error message to make a call. You make thecall the bot tells you to go online.. you go back online... its a viscous nightmarish circle. .. I still cant get this resolved. Then finally i try chat.. ask for a call back.. i get it.. from another country where the people OBVIOUSLY have no clue about what is happening here with this covid crap. .. I tell them my problem.. get a runaround.. switched 2 or 3 times iver the next 3 hours until finally my call is dropped.. oh.. I m also having problems with my cell and cant get that resolved either.. but thats a different b!/ch issue.. Eventually the call gets dropped.. do you think anyone calls me back??? Of course not!! I hate Frikken Monopolies!! They can screw you every which way but the right way and get away with it.. charge you for services twice.. then put someone on the phone to kindly explain in a language you cant understand that it is right.. I am soooo upset.. 4 hours on that flippin phone and internet at the same time..!! ..

by David Anthony on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast-Xfinity: LIES, DECEIT & FINANCIAL FRAUD..!
Location: 01915

Comcast-Xfinity have Class Action Lawsuits, Past, Present and the Likelyhood of a Future Class Action is imminent..!

Hence, currently there is a Class Action Lawsuit that should be PUBLICISED so that EVERYONE AFFECTED BY COMCAST-XFINITY'S DECEPTIVE AND FRAUDULENT PRACTICES CAN GET INVOLVED. ..! PLEASE, PROVIDE ANY INFORMATION THAT MAY BE HELPFUL..!

by Pablo on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you xfinity
Location: Beaverton oregon

We keep having outages every week and I need the internet for my job and you guys take forever fixing the problem you guys say we’re going to end at a specific time then take the whole day fixing it if I could’ve got another WiFi I would’ve by now

by ... on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast can go fuck themselves
Location: Earth

It's nice to know in these tough times, I can always rely on my Internet going down every day before I even eat lunch. My new routine goes like this: I wake up, I go to do some work, I work for about a half hour, and then spend an hour trying to get my Internet back up. I can't wait for this pandemic to be over so I can switch providers, because luckily I now have a different ISP to choose in my area. 100 mbps my ass. I had to go buy a network extender because Comcast's shitty router can't even provide Internet to my whole house (even though it was advertised as able to do so) and even then I get a fraction of the promised speed. The average Internet speed in fucking Zimbabwe is double what I get. I think a drunk toddler carrying data on pieces of paper between my house and a server would be faster than Comcast Internet. Get your shit together you dickheads. Fuck you.

by T on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast sucks ass
Location: Chicago

5 minutes to get to a message, Our office is now closed. Please call back during normal business hours. They don't give the hours. Have 2 accounts. Downgraded one, and they cancelled the other. They lie. They promise and don't deliver. They fuckin suck on every possible level. Hate em like cancer. Doesn't anybody CARE????? Why are they allowed to consistently and continuously fuck their customers this way??? Gawwwwd I can't wait to get off grid...

by Common Man on Fuck You Comcast!
I have more respect for maggots than for Comcast
Location: Earth

I fucking hate the Comcast corporation. They deprive us of technological freedom and expect us to still dilligently pay up. They lobby Congress to remove Net Neutrality to limit our intellectual freedom for the sake of profit. Their customer service is a nightmare. FUCK COMCAST. They'd kill millions if it meant they'd get more money in their greasy, greedy hands. They make us speak to some shitty program that some IT guy spent 10 minutes writing on a Windows 95 machine while shooting up heroin to take the edge off. Fuck those pieces of shit. All I wanted was to ask a simple question about port forwarding but those fuckers just wouldn't let it happen. If I could I would execute the CEO of Comcast. I have more respect for people who get off to eating fly-ridden, piss-soaked, stinky diarrhea than I do for Comcast.

by Dennis Pittman on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinity is dishonest
Location: Oregon

Once again Xfinity raied my bill by 14.00 a month without notice and for no reason. I have been screwed by them so many times I have lost count. I tried for 36 minutes to chat with a "person " today and was blocked at every turn with the crutch of Corona virus. What a joke, how hard would it be to have thousands of employees work from home. These corporations will make any excuse to save money by using an epidemic to justify not servicing their employees. I have been working out of my home for three weeks and non of my customers have heard excuses. The one star review was the lowest possible I could give but they deserve 0 based upon not even bothering to help.

by rob on Fuck You Comcast!
shitty service
Location: rockford il

Where do I begin with this screwed-up f***** up company they f****** in my ass everyday with no Vaseline and no lube the motherfukers up the f****** price every time you turn around and stab you in the f****** damn back and you can't even watch what the f*** you want cuz they want to overcharge you for any f****** damn f****** Channel you get the motherfuking packages or s*** oh did I f****** mention that I f****** called them over f****** 20 times with this shity ass service and this overcharged Bill and they don't even do nothing about nothing except give you run around well f*** them they can just go to f****** hell

by Alex on Fuck You Comcast!
complete dogshit isp
Location: Georgia

This company is literally the most doghsit internet provider i've ever used. People actually give this shitstorm hundreds of dollars a months for shit internet that cant last more than 10 minutes without going offline, not connecting, or working properly. my ping to the server should hold at 20 tops on a hardlined connection yet i constantly find myself with ping over 200. Numerous attempts to get the to give a fuck have failed. They came out and replaced the cable outside. Left the shit in the street for literally a month before finally burying it saying "the ground was frozen" while it was in the 50s or higher every day. This company will give you aids, hiv, cancer, and any other terminal disease. Dogshit fucking company.

by time on Fuck You Comcast!
great service
Location: Kansas

Amazing ISP! Fantastic customer service

by sherry on Fuck You Comcast!
/hate is too kind
Location: Ga

Con-cast , how do I even begin to express what a worthless pile of excrement your entire company is. You lie, lie lie. You are a total ripoff . And if anyone thinks we are exaggerating, how is it when people hate this company with this much venom, if you google I hate comcast maybe a half a page pops up?? And why do you have to be invited?? to join r/comcast sucks? Its a trick question, its because they SUCK!!! FU comcast

by Joe on Fuck You Comcast!
Fucking Gateway
Location: New Hampshire USA

So, how's everyone liking their new "faster" Gateway appliance. I get the letter in the mail stating we are upgrading your internet service. Expect faster downloads and better uptime. Now I've never had issues with my modem but my wife is like ... ohh faster downloads! She downloads a lot of books on tape.



So I order up the new Gateway modem and when it arrives even before I've attached a wire I know I'm fucked because the first step is to load the Xfinity App on your phone for setting up the Gateway ... wait, what?? I need an app on my fucking phone to configure the modem? FUCK!



So I do it because FUCK! Register the modem create my wifi name and password and the app spins for days. Finally kill the app on my phone relaunch the app and I get the Congratulations you have successfully set up your new Xfinity Gateway!! Apparently killing the app and rebooting is part of the set up procedure!



So I log on to one of my computers and it appears to be working. My wife from the other room "It doesn't seem any faster!!"



So now I go to my office computer (I'm a programmer with a home office and I have a Linksys router connected to my shiny new Gateway so I can connect the three computers and the printer via Ethernet. Office computer pops me right into the Xfinity authentication loop and asks for my Comcast username and password as if the Gateway has just turned on for the first time. I go through all of the steps and when it gets to the last step that spun for days on my phone it falls over stating "Can't find device!"



I close that tab open another tab and type in my web site and it works!! I go to Google and the Google home page loads but a search pops me into the Xfinity authentication loop again!



I close this browser and go back to the computer in the kitchen that had been previously working fine. Open a browser directly to the Xfinity authentication loop again with exactly the same results.



I call Comcast and scream at the automated customer service app on the phone until it says we are rebooting your modem and this should take 10 minutes ... please call us back if you see no change (and go through the whole screaming at the automated customer service app again).



Nothing appears to work via the Ethernet wire. My wife doesn't seem to notice any issue with the wifi ... so it looks like I am fucked for my work but hey we can still stream books on tape!



FUCK YOU COMCAST!!

by J on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you!
Location: detroit

I've been with comcast/xfinity for 5 years because they are the only cable and internet service in my area. They can all suck a dick!



I've NEVER had reliable service ever. I can't count how many times I called them and they sent out techs to my home. Last month there were over 15 days of outages. Some were 6-7 outages in a single day/night. I called every single time and demanded credit. I had at least 5 different reps tell me they applied the credit. Then I check my bill a few weeks later and the credit wasn't applied. I called and bitched till they applied it and they did.



Today. I called again because there was several power outages (again). I called and demanded an explanation and credit. They said they'll give me credit, but I know they won't. I get bullshit text messages that say "service has been restored" but then later it down again. They claim that they have to put up a brand new wire in my area. I asked how long will that take? They said "I don't know". I said, well until they do, whether it's 5 minutes or 5 years I'm not paying a penny. Of course, that didn't fly with them.



I also have xfinity mobile. I subscribed to a feature that allows me to call Canada. After I while I called and canceled it. On my next bill, it was still there. I called and bitched and they admitted to me that it should have been off. They even told me the date I canceled it. I asked why the hell is it still on there then?! They said "we don't know we apologize and it is off now". I said, you mother fuckers are trying to steal my money! How dare you keep that feature on there when I canceled it when you see yourself i canceled it! They said "we will open up an investigation to why this happened". I said, I will not allow comcast/xfinity to get away with stealing my money! Can you provide me with information to keep me up to date on this investigation? They then pretended like they couldn't here me on the phone anymore saying "Are you still there?" and then hung up on me.



My cable and internet plan is $89.99. My bill comes to $140.00 a month. Which includes a $10.00 discount for automatic payment. So they are charging me a whopping $50.00 a month on taxes, and fees which they recently increased. I was stunned!



I had a 2 year agreement. I was promised my rates would not go up. It also included Starz. Well, not only did my rates go up super high, but they took off my Starz.



I called and argued that they violated my 2 year agreement. They said "in the fine print it is all subject to change" so I can't do anything about it.



I threatened to cancel my service if they don't lower my bill. They refused.



Here's the best part, I still need internet even if I watched to cancel service and just watch netflix, or amazon, or subscribe to hulo, sling or something else. And comcast is my only internet provider. Plus, I need internet access for work and to have wifi for my phone. I asked them if I can downgrade to internet only. It was cost me $90 for internet alone and they refused to give me any special rates that they give to new costumers. So basically, $90 a month for internet, plus the monthly free for sling, or hulo, etc and I'd still be paying about the same price.



FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

by J on Fuck You Comcast!
S
Location: Chicago

Nuke NBC-Comcast and crucify their executives on Wall Street with their families.

by John on Fuck You Comcast!
Finally rid of you
Location: Mississippi

I've had Comcast for around 10 years. I need to express to everyone reading this, everything I am about to say is NOT exaggerated.



For the past 10 years, nearly every single day, my internet will cut on off, for 15-20 seconds at a time, dozens of times a day. Every single fucking time I have called them, all I am told is that there is an "outage" in my area or I just get put on hold and no one ever responds but all of this happens if I am lucky. 85% of the time, when I call, I have a fucking robot that refuses to let me talk to an actual person and when I do talk to someone, they can barely speak fucking English. I also can't tell you how many times I've gone through the fucking step of entering my phone number, account number, etc, only to be instantly disconnected after the robot verifies me.



Then they have the fucking audacity to add a 1TB cap. For the past 8 months, we have more than doubled the 1TB cap, resulting in ABSURD fees. Upon further investigation, I find out that it is actually NOT POSSIBLE to use that much data. I began to dig through the internet and find out that many, many people have had this same exact problem. Comcast even has a data usage calculator on their website. If I were playing games 24/7, streaming HD4k movies 24/7, listening to music 24/7, browsing social media 24/7, sending 200+ emails a day, I would use 1.2TB of data, yet somehow I have using 1.7-2TB of data each month. When I bring this up to them, they tell me their data calculations are not incorrect and that I do use that much data. You can literally find stories of people unplugging their fucking modems for 24 hours, checking their data usage and seeing 200gb of data was used when their internet wasn't even plugged up.



As many reviews have said, if you are a calm, rational, non-violent person, comcast will really put you to the test. I genuinely, from the bottom of my soul, wish that everyone working for Comcast and their families, would die in a fucking fire. Then I wish I were invited to each of their funerals, so I could piss on their fucking graves.



But finally, AND I MEAN FUCKING FINALLY, C-Spire Fiber as come to my area and in 9 short days, I will be rid of this fucking clown show. The best part is, I got 10x the speed and pay over $150 less a month, WITH NO FUCKING DATA CAP.



Comcast, seriously, go fuck yourself and die in a fire you filthy piece of shit.

by James on Fuck You Comcast!
MSNBC / Comcast 100% Propaganda!
Location: What was once a free country USA

Hey we are so bored with your Trump hate BULLSHIT!. Will never ever support Xfinity owned MSNBC / MSN crap again!

by Hellbent1 on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Xfinity and the airwaves it never rode in on!
Location: Anywhere, USA

Out in the middle of nowhere, only way to get internet was with an expensive high-gain antenna and Xfinity On Demand wifi. Neighbor cancelled service, and guess what? That's right! Mine went with it!! No refunds, no empathy, no interest. I already paid - why should they care?

by Marcus VanCleave on Fuck You Comcast!
Tech damaged my property
Location: Indpls IN.

I had problems with my cable for the T.V. called worthless comcast and they said they would send a tech guy out to fix it when the kid showed up i told him the problem nice kid very polite so anyway he checked out all of the connections then wanted to go in my attic and check the ones up there i told him when you go up there you have to crawl over the air conditioning duct he said ok and went up then i heard a loud crunch needless to say he didnt crawl over it he crawled on it crushing it flat which come to find out he didnt even need to go up there all i needed was a new box so i called fucking comcast after going through that fuckong automated shit for about half an hour i finally got someone and they said they would get someone out to fix it that was 2 months ago still isnt fixed i have called 3 times asking when they would fix it and get the same shit we will have someone contact you i imagine i will have to call the worthless bastards yet again hey comcast fuck you

by alex on Fuck You Comcast!
comcast
Location: washington

consistently slow with occasional blackouts.

by Jeremy on Fuck You Comcast!
18 months of wasted money
Location: Pleasantville NJ

I have had Comcast(Xfinity) for 18 months and never gotten the internet speeds I was paying for. They have refused to take action including sending a tech for 11 hour long phone calls and 3 months of constant complaints. When i did finally get a tech he said it was Comcast's issue and I should hear from a line team. he then told the company he replaced one of my lines inside my house which he did not and tried to charge me for the visit the line and not refund their overcharge. Since i own my own equipment he would not have been allowed too replace any of it. I am furious and going to small claims court since i have no other option and the arbitration agreement doesn't apply to small claims court. I only wish our government would stop these thieving companies and imprison their upper management for knowingly stealing from their customers!

by lulu on Fuck You Comcast!
trash
Location: usa

-100 xfinity rateing 000000000000000000000000000000000000000-rateing

by thomas on Fuck You Comcast!
f u c k u c o m c a s t
Location: NJ

you are hot trash

by UnhappyXfinityUser on Fuck You Comcast!
Horrible DVR Programming
Location: US

I still keep Comcast/Xfinity mainly because sporting events. I know there are streaming services that include live events, and one of these days I will get around to dumping cable. What makes me so angry about its service is its incoherent DVR programming. I set my DVR to record all NFL games - series recording. Instead of asking me or setting the actual recording to Sunday early or late games so Sunday/Monday night football, it asks if I want to record the series of the whatever team happens to be listed (e.g. "All NE Patriot games"). It's like that with all sporting events. Not only do I not know what the hell it'll be recording for sure, and when there is any slight programming change, it often misses recording the game. Because of its incompetent design, I completely missed one of the opening weekend NFL playoff games. What makes me really angry is I used to have U-Verse and its DVR programming had no problem handling series recording and was a lot more intuitive. Can't wait to get rid of Comcast/Xfinity.

by An extremely frustrated Comcast xfinity subscriber on Fuck You Comcast!
Beyond frustrating, assholes
Location: Bethany CT

Customer service is awful, they are awful do not sign up for their Xfinity services you will have problems with them and then they will not offer solutions to fix those problems. I said on the phone to them why do I pay for Internet service that does not work? Apparently they didn’t have an answer for me nor did they have a solution for how I fix my Internet it’s absolutely ridiculous and it’s frankly infuriating but dad said this review does not condone in anyway shape or form doing anything other than voicing one’s concerns (with sometimes more colorful language) and voicing those frustrations so that others are not in an unfortunate situation like one they likely find him or herself following using Comcast Xfinity Internet TV and voice services. They are complete assholes and I strongly would recommend any other service other than theirs, because despite what they claim on their television commercials for instance, “xfinity is simple, easy, awesome!“

Truth be told the reality is actually much closer to “complicated, difficult, awful!”

This is the one along to her I thought the camera was I have a lot of the cannibal

by cartman on Fuck You Comcast!
eat my ass
Location: hell

i've had to use comcast for many years now and my internet speed is ridiculously slow (exceptional service by comcast standards!) however, these days my whole internet connection cuts out every five minutes if that.



11/10 best service ever. eat shit and die you capitalist scumfucks.

by Lick this on Fuck You Comcast!
Location: America

None american ad the goverment acts on there own citizens . the rich and liers need to be held account able for there crimes of treson , ignorance , when america was strong we had rights even as simple as getting to watch the cheap ass tvs with information every red blooded honest american deserves . r goverment is sold us out for that capital in witch they need rehab for like a drug addict in what they help create . monday night football was an american familys right after getting taxed to death . u all have made nothing but modern day slaves out of a very non free pepole that makes us strong not fucked up shitbags like corprate . comcast and its owners can eat shit and well we no the rest . say goodnight the party is over for hard working americans trying to survive

by Not a single soul on Fuck You Comcast!
Location: Virginia

"Comcast is SO great. What a value. Really can't beat it."

- Nobody. Ever.

by Big Bill Hell on Fuck You Comcast!
Fucked over everybody
Location: Seattle

So I have finally decided to cut off Comcast and switch to something else. What was the breaking point none of you ask? Well I'll tell you. As you'd expect they sent out a crew at one point to update modems and other hardware in our area. As it turned out the update only served to massively kill the little we had going for us. Mind you this wasn't just us. Not just the people next door. The ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD or at any rate the poor folks like us stuck with Comcast which I believe was a majority.



So for three weeks after this "update" everyone's internet is trash. Slowing down to a snails pace every 5 or so minutes for no apparent reason. This was intermittent, it was 24/7 for everyone. Ethernet, wi-fi nothing was safe. So after 3 weeks of this crap I finally break and call them. They insist there is no issue (Despite getting calls from me and at LEAST 14 others who lived in the area.) And say they will send out a team to inspect our area. We receive an email the next day saying the crew found nothing wrong (Other than the complaints from everybody) but made some adjustments anyways.



Okay I think, it probably won't be fixed but at least it can't get any worse right?



Right?



Fucking wrong. Ever since that team of 1st grade intellectuals came by no longer is the internet sporadically slowing down. It is now completely cutting out, constantly. I call them back, surely they must have an issue on the board now. They say there is no issue despite the volume of complaints coming in from my friends and neighbors. We kindly request a refund or credit of some sort due to our internet essentially not working for the last month. They blatantly refused.



So now I sit typing this on mobile with my data waiting for the CenturyLink people to come rescue me from this infernal hellhole. Eat shit and die Comcast.

by Ke on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you
Location: us

Fuck you comcast

by Zach on Fuck You Comcast!
Get Verizon NOW
Location: Bay Area

Anyone that is on this website needs to get verizon 5g. 5g has a top speed of 10 gb/s, 10x faster than anything that comcast has to offer. you will save money also because it is cheaper than comcast and their shitty broadband. verizon phone plans are great too and you should consider switching if you want 5g wifi.



When Verizon 5g gets released where you live you need to switch.

by Mike on Fuck You Comcast!
Shitty Service in Seattle
Location: Seattle

One star for ScumCast--only because my reivew isn't accepted with no stars!

by Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
COMCAST IS ASS
Location: US

COMCAST IS FUCKING TRASH! YOU KNOW WHAT, MY FUCKING MOBILE DATA CAN DO FUCKING BETTER

by Chris on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck your modem
Location: Illinois

Fuck Xfinity and Comcast, the fact that I can’t have my own equipment inline and your going to charge me extra for that is bs. You say “oh it’s fine you can just use our equipment free of charge.” Yeah your equipment that boardcast a guest network that is hackable within minute with 10 mins of studying on reddit. You don’t even have to hunt, it’s all on the front pages for free internet subreddits. The fact that your like “well it’s free to get unlimited internet if you get our equipment but if not the closest package is 50$” is taking both privacy and choice away from consumers, just because your trying to make every house a boardcast point doesn’t mean I want to be apart of your plan.



Telling me “well we are not forcing you to pay it”, yeah you are when you are forcing me to pay fees for ever 10 gigs I go over when I go over a TB. This is the age of streaming it takes nothing to go over a TB now, I hit that on my phone with in 2 weeks. Don’t believe me, here is my report. The fact that you have a limiter on my data bs to begin with, but that you charge me fees for “bandwidth usage” is even more laughable. You charge me fees like you have such small lines and your a little company just trying to get your come ups. Ha. You have plenty of bandwidth to give everyone unlimited data but you choose to seek your plan to get into everyone’s homes and make everyone a hotspot at risk of exposing everyone’s home networks.



I can’t wait for a company to finally get past you blocking them in local government and for them immediately boom because people finally have options again. I already know I am signed up for one and will cancel the moment they lay lines in my neighborhood, but so many still will have to put up with this bullying and bs from companies like this. Hopefully somebody right can see this and come up with the solution to start a company that is able to fight against this bs and earn the trust and respect of local communities, I know I’m in touch with mine constantly. Hopefully one can start in yours soon. Xfinity your days are numbered, it will only be so long before you realize you are a relic of the past!!!

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by >:C on Fuck You Comcast!
Wonderfully shitty WiFi
Location: DC

If you hate yourself, get Comcast today!

It can barely load this page, using mobile data would be faster and cheaper.

by Jesse on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you
Location: Fort Lauderdale

Issued a notice that they're going to "terminate service" if I download torrents again. Their "service" doesn't even work half the goddamn day! They throttle my internet speeds for which I'm already paying an arm and a leg for and now they're spying on my downloads? Sending threatening letters! How about you worry about fixing your broken shitty connection problems in my area first, then talk to me about how you want me to stop paying you if I download a friggin movie!

by big Dave on Fuck You Comcast!
Crooks
Location: Indiana

Comcast DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE.........Anything coming out of Philadelphia is all about the money! These people are at the top of creed ladder. If it were legal to sell your kids comcast would. They will make you pay for 10 services you don't want just to get one service you do want. Comcast pays municipalities a fee in order that they are the only cable provider........But probable they all do that.

by jmarie on Fuck You Comcast!
Unauthorized/Spanish language
Location: GA

After years of watching my favorite channel, I suddenly am "not authorized" to watch TCM. Also, the Bold and Beautiful is now only broadcast in Spanish!!! It may say 2 words in English, then switches to Spanish. I'm so over the cost for the lack of service.

by Cecilia on Fuck You Comcast!
Price
Location: Washington

Fuck COMCAST! Raise the damn price again.

by Stormy Winters on Fuck You Comcast!
You ARE HACKED (IF) you have XFI!!!
Location: US

UNBELIEVABLE!!!...... I am a computer teck-Not an IT guy. My antivirus found a problem with my DNS server. (It was COMCASTS) server!!! I started doing my homework and found that (((ALL COMCAST ROUTERS))) come with *PUBLIC WIFI ACCESS!!!!! Well, after doing more homework I found that I can hack into this system in less than 2 minutes and OWN EVERY DEVICE IN YOUR HOME ((THROUGH COMCASTS ROUTER))!!!!! I've called them-Even corporate, and after screaming at them over 20 phone calls, AND....Taking 7 ((YES SEVEN)) routers back to them--They haven't called me back in over 1 month!!!! They DO NOT CARE AT ALL!!! So YOU, ME, EVERYONE who uses this garbage system (((IS HACKED))) PERIOD! Any 10YR old kid can use vistumbler, and TMAC to sign into your router ((UNDERNEATH YOUR PASSWORD SIGN-IN)) so you don't even know they are there! They've spit my 5G and sucked most of my data speede (((WHICH I PAY EXTRA $$$ FOR!))).... I have NEVER been so pissed off before!!! Lastly, when I hit the reset button to (get my admin back)-- ***IT WILL (((NOT))) RESET!!!!.... I hope someone HACKS THEM AND HOLDS THEM FOR RANSOM!!!! BYE COMCAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Alex on Fuck You Comcast!
Miserable service for over 13 years
Location: Houston, TX

I wish I could give Comcast 0 stars. Been nothing but constant outages a day, horrible customer service, and the only internet company I know that will come to your house and somehow make your service worse. Was spoiled for a while using another ISP for a couple months only to come back and be greeted with a two hour outage for no reason. Don't ever give your money to these outback grass-eating shitbags at Comcast/Xfinity. If there is another option in your area, please take away the internet monopoly from these fuckasses.

by Jr on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast sucks for football
Location: Florida

These stupid pricks at Comcast / Xfinity will not let me watch Florida State football.

by Sacrifice the truth on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Thinks We're Chumps!
Location: USA

How can I say this - Comcast is one of the worst companies I've had the pleasure of knowing. They only take and they don't contribute enough to the economy for what they are earning. If you are a patient person, your charisma will be tested. See how long you can go without swearing, Oh! That reminds me! FUCK COMCAST.

by Big J on Fuck You Comcast!
NOW! That's what I call shitty internet
Location: USA

Been on it for years. Sucks total ass as it always has, but it's the only choice in the area. We can thank out local mayor for making this a shit show for all of us.

by Jennifer on Fuck You Comcast!
FU xfinity
Location: Florida

Do not waste your money they are fucking incompetent they cannot fix anything they hold no responsibilities they overcharge you they tell you you have one appointment the tech shows up at a different appointment the company is fucking disgusting and a whole

by Wes on Fuck You Comcast!

Just got done doing my weekly password reset because good ol Comcast tells me I'm typing in the wrong password. Just gonna change it back to the same damn thing i've been typing in for years. Looking forward to resetting it again next week when it doesn't work for the 999th time. Thanks Comcast! Goooooooo fuckyourself!

by Charles Lakewood on Fuck You Comcast!
USA third world cesspool
Location: Riverton, NJ

Back in the old days of Bell Telephone, I never recall not having a dial tone, FOR 30 YEARS. Now, in this "modern Internet" age, I have a Comcast outage EVERY SINGLE DAY, if not multiple times a day. So glad I have T-Mobile data as backup. I have no choice of provider - I can't chose FIOS or DSL (yes I would go slower for more reliable). Where I live, Comcast is the only provider. I blame all the fucking Republican suckers of rich people's cocks - fuck you, you stupid sycophants who support de-regulation of these malignant monopolies. I hope you all get what you deserve.

by Never use comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Never use comcast
Location: Manassas Park

I Got the XFINITY stream app, it use to to give me all the channels then one day some in their office decided to give me Channels and even called it Andrea’s favorites, wtf? Programmers hacking into comcast and changing my data, so real secure.

by Charles on Fuck You Comcast!
Lakewood
Location: Riverton, NJ

They were ok for the last few years, but starting in august 2019, there are outages almost EVERY day here and N.E. Philly.

by dave on Fuck You Comcast!
fuck you
Location: manchester nh

wanted to dvr football game they want to charge $20.00 per month for this feature in addition to the $135.00 I pay go fuck yourself comcasrt

by Go fuck yourself on Fuck You Comcast!
Choke on a chode
Location: The burnt remains of Comcast HQ

If you've ever thought of yourself as someone who could never ever commit a crime or a violent act, Comcast will prove you wrong, This garbage you call, and I use this term loosely, an ISP Will make you question whether or not it's immoral to murder the CEO in cold blood.

by 82Jetta on Fuck You Comcast!
Everthing is difficult
Location: NH

The actual internet service is good and reliable.



Customer service is always the issue. My introductory deal to a service change was ending. You'd think they would notify the subscriber. Nope, you find out in the next bill. Do an online chat and they can't change my plan and tell me I have to call. I call and of course the person I speak with can't change my plan they have to transfer me to another person. I've dealt with Comcast enough to know that I need to be very specif and direct so I don't get the hard up sell. I was still asked why I was changing the plan. "None of your business!" We've had both DirectTV and Dish. Both of them allowed you to change plans online by selecting the check boxes.



I blame the federal and local governments for allowing the monopolies. High speed internet should be ubiquitous in the US just like electricity. In rural areas they should have to run lines to every house and not just the most populous areas. It took 8 years for us to get cable from when Comcast came to town. When they first came in Comcast wanted $2000 to run cable down my driveway (1000 ft.) because the neighbor closest to the street didn't want cable. Once my neighbor got cable they ran his line for free and said they'd do ours for free but it was still a 700 ft. run.

by Jason on Fuck You Comcast!
Trash
Location: GA

I have lost 2 tvs (1 plasma, 1 Led) due to static passing through our coaxial comcast lines and frying all hdmi ports. I have constant interruptions, poor wifi from 25ft away, their cable line sags low in my lawn(7ft from the ground), their customer service is a labyrinth of music, computerized voices, touch choices, personal questions and an occasional human which only restarts the labyrinth. Ive tried canceling their services only to get pushed back through this excruciating process and end up giving up. I work 12+ hrs a day and only want to enjoy the few minutes of service I pay a ridiculous $ amount for. I hate this company and everyone who works for it. They all seem to hate their lives and get some sort of gratification out of others irritation and anger. If i get one more gold teeth having, nappy dreadlocked, slang talking, ignorant fool show up to "fix my cable", they are going to meet my .357 and leave with all my comcast equipment sticking out if the busted windows in their minivan. I don't feel comfortable with having these type people know where i live and especially having to come into my house to do something a 6 yr old could do.

Fuck comcast and all the drop outs, hood rats, FOB foreigners and life hating assholes they employ.

by I’m serious about burning your HQ down on Fuck You Comcast!
Seriously your entire board of directors
Location: Will perish in the flames

Tell me why my connection drops three times an hour every single night and drops on average every two hours during the day, you fucking kikes. Speeds are okay, but the connection just dies so fucking often I can’t get anything done because you niggers just refurbish old modems and redistribute them like you expect them to function properly. Are you actually ducking braindead? You will be when I’m done with you faggots.

by Wow on Fuck You Comcast!
Cuckcast
Location: USA

Everything about Comcast is terrible. It’s sad when you are looking for property to move to and go out of your way to make sure Comcast isn’t the only cable internet provider, because I’d rather not hate my life every day, as my job requires internet.

by Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Just STOP
Location: No

Xfinity and Comast is literally one of the worst companies in the world. Their shitty service can't even stay online for more than an hour without a 5 minute disconnection. Just today, I tried calling to pay for this god forbidden service, and guess what? They're fucking charging me for cable, something I didn't even purchase or want. They're so desperate for money that they need to charge their customers money for something they haven't purchased. It could probably be me making an accidental purchase, but I doubt it because I looked at everything before I paid. If this is because they want money, they can just fuck off. Do not get service from this shitty company, even if it's the only choice around you. Do yourself a favor and buy a router from a store or something, it'll at least be better than this garbage.

by Fuck Off on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Off
Location: Fuck Off

Fuck Off. What am I paying for? Fuck Off.

by Randomasshuman on Fuck You Comcast!
Great
Location: Somewhere, WI

Fast speeds, very reliable, would reccomend

by ____[__ on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Comcast
Location: USA

Right now my internet is off and it never works Comcast is a price of shit their service is trash the internet is trash it’s just overall trash!

by Xfaggoty on Fuck You Comcast!
Imma burn ur HQ down
Location: Eat my ass

Bruh why the fuck my connection speed go from 24mb/s to an abysmal 1.6KB/s? Why do I have to reset my fucking router 12 times a week? Why the guck does the router suddenly not output a WiFi signal when I reset it for the fourth time in a single night? All I wanted to do was update a game so I could play games online with my friends. Now I’ve got a stress tumor and a popped blood vessel from the sheer anger and frustration from your rotting-corpse-tier service. It’s pretty fucking pathetic that I can get better speeds from a Mobile HotSpot on a StraightTalk phone than from your shitty router. I looked up where your HQ is, and boy a quick therapeutic trip to Philadelphia is REALLY sounding good right about now.

Shape up. Or we will find you.

by fuck you comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
shitty services
Location: usa

STUPID FUCKING SHITTY SERVICES NO FUCKING HELP FUCK YOU SHITTY FUCKING STUPID FUCKING SHIT FUCKERS EAT FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING STUPID FIUCKING RETARD SHIT HEASD FUCKING FUCK HEADS DOING JACK ALL FUCK OFF YOU S TUPID FUCKING JACKASSES FUCKING EAT SHIT

by Fuck Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck You
Location: Colorado

Ever since i moved here the every summer if it gets hots the internet will go out. one of the people who did come out told us one of the actual problems and that it is a part that is old and will cost a lot to replace and they will probably keep putting it off (which they do). The other day the supervisor was supposed to come out but when the smaller inspector was already out here he got a call saying the supervisor canceled. Fuck that supervisor piece of shit. fucking ignoring this problem we have had for 2 years. FUCK. COMCAST. FUCK. THEIR. EMPLOYEES.

by John on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is a fraud
Location: Sarasota

My monthly bill has risen to $240. And this is after I cancelled HBO and Starz channels. The monthly bill increases, but Comcast cuts power after 1 am almost every night, which reduces the quality of my tv and Internet. I would love to join any lawsuit against Comcast ...



Also, Comcast has been disrupting the tv image specifically on Fox News and Fox Business channels, while the adjoining channels are fine.



Comcast is a vicious monopoly. Comcast should be broken up into a group of smaller companies. Comcast is a thieving fraudulent corporation.

by Mika on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck You Comcast
Location: Chicago

Moved to a new place three months ago and had to switch back to Comcast. The past three months have been a hell of inconsistent WiFi, slow data speeds, and phone tag with customer service reps that regularly assume the problem has been fixed (it hasn't).



I have had four separate technicians come to my place and "fix it", and four times have the problems continued to the same degree as before the visits. Is it even legal for a company to be this incompetent?



I'd give them zero stars if I could.

by Benjamin on Fuck You Comcast!
Dear FIOS
Location: Virginia

Dear FIOS, Please PLEASE run fiber into my neighborhood. My Xfinity service is decent when it's actually running, but the Comcast customer service and tech support is the worst. The outage maps shows an outage area with a border running literally down the street beside my house but since "no outage has been reported" at my location they tell me I'm not affected and to check my equipment. I guess the zip code changes when you cross the road. I cannot even report the outage that is most definitely at my location. The online trouble-shooting gives bullshit feedback about restarting the modem and "all seems good" when they could not possibly have communicated with my modem since we don't have Internet. It's all a sham. I want FIOS. I want FIOS. I want FIOS. PLEASE. thank you.

by Mark Barber on Fuck You Comcast!
cable drop from pool to house 4 .4 feet off ground safety thing
Location: aaa N. Jasper St

cable line is 4.5 feet off ground been like this since mid May of 2019 they said they will not come out to do anything unless my service was still working told them its unsafe for people in my yard they said don't have let people in my back yard

by Barely hanging on on Fuck You Comcast!
How to get away with murder?
Location: USA (unlike the Comcast support team)

Can I give less than 1 star? These motherfuckers had a faulty line for my internet, so I lost all service for over 24 hours. After 2.5 hours on the phone (and being hung up on twice!) I was told I could not get a same day appointment because they were totally booked. I work from home, fuckers! My job depends on reliable internet!

When the rep finally came later that week, he told me they'd been painfully slow and he'd been home before 5pm each night. (So why the fuck couldn't I get an earlier appointment?!!!) He had to lay an entirely new line for our internet, which was great, for 24 hours. Already it keeps cutting out and now I'm looking at another 5 days until I can get someone out here (after another 2 hours on the phone). If one more person tells me "I'm so sorry, I completely understand" and then does nothing to help, I'm going to jump through the phone and pull their intestines up through their mouth and hang them by them. Fuckers.

by fuck comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
fuck comcast
Location: fuck comcast

Seriously, fuck comcast

by Stick a Fork in Me. on Fuck You Comcast!
Done with Comcast
Location: MI

I've had the same arguments with Comcast-poor service, repeated hard re-sets, giving out discounts to new customers but nothing for people who'd been with them for a long time. Kicker? I'm finally getting out but haven't said anything. Suddenly their page is my start page, and I'm getting really shitty service. I bet they're reading my email. Fuckers. Die.

by ☭omcast on Fuck You Comcast!
COMCAST SUCKS
Location: In a home with no comcast

Wondering why Comcast has "Com" in it? Because it's COMMUNISM CAST! Customer service? More like a joke. Worst company in the whole world...

by Justin on Fuck You Comcast!
Fucking Scammers
Location: Indiana

Why do you, me, everyone everywhere. Have to be anal raped by Vomcast? Why do prices go up every year for the shitty services? And this isn’t just about Comcast, this is about the shitty business plan set back in the 50s, of raising the prices slightly each year so it’ll be unnoticeable, and if it was. The amount would be low enough not to raise any eyebrows. Go back 5 years, and $5 or more for a gallon of Milk is unheard of. Are cows becoming less common now? Are there a few less now then five years ago? Because I seriously doubt it, and in fact, there is so much more, of everything! So why the fuck is this happening? Why is this allowed?



And so, I conclude, FUCK YOU COMACST, I fully understand why people around the world hate us, why we have terrorist. FUCK YOU TOO TRUMP, “make America great again” yeah cause charging $5 a gallon of milk makes America great!!! Having corporates rape Americans and allowing this, terrorism to continue its assault against the American populace is a huge god damn shame. Fuck you!

by Mr BigC on Fuck You Comcast!
Crappiest or worse?
Location: Colorado

Comcast loves to get into your face. So it's well over halfway through the month, but they insist on letting me know that we've passed our 50% usage stat. Since I get this message with no problem, it is really fucking hard to understand why they have to pose their man in the middle attack to shove a warning in my face when I go to a new website.



I got the message Crapcast, and I am not concerned. Why are you a bunch of fucking coconuts?

by Bill on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck You Comcast
Location: USA

FUCK YOU COMCAST!

by They don't play well with others on Fuck You Comcast!
I genuinely hope your families get AIDS
Location: New Mexico

Comcast will constantly cut out your internet at random if you don't rent their modem And will still do it randomly even if you're paying their exhorbant fee for rental Fuck Comcast if i find out where any of your corporate heads live i will personally fucking rape you to death One star is 10 stars too many Fuck you you greasy fuckheads

by Hasan on Fuck You Comcast!
Starlink
Location: St pau

Ok Allah make starlink work so I can cut that fucking cable line off my house.

by Eatmyasscomcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Eatfuckingshityoushitforbrainsceo
Location: myass central, US

Fucking scumbag company run by barely human shitbags.



every single employee who takes their fucking paycheck is complacent to their blatant monoploy and corruption, i'd rather be fucking homeless than work for that soulless waste of space company that is comcast.



fucking SHIT internet speeds, AND YOU THINK YOUR ENTITLED TO FUCKNG THROTTLE THE INTERNET I PAY FOR.



EAT MY FUCKING ASS YOU GODAMN BRAINDEAD FUCKIN FUCKFACES. EAT SHIT AND GO BANKRUPT

by B on Fuck You Comcast!
F
Location: CA

I just had to go to YouTube to stream Last Night Tonight for free, because Xfinity / Comcast , which I pay for, could not stream it. And we all know, it is because Xfinity/Comcast does not have to provide "Your communication experience", because they are a sleazy , money grubbing monopoly. The customer support folks are good people that want to help, but the Corporate /Marketing sleazballs ought to be condemned to for their greed. Comcast management are disgusting human beings.

by HiLol on Fuck You Comcast!
Worst ISP Ever
Location: New Hampshire

I love over paying for the shittiest internet ever. 100%. I'd love to switch to literally anything else but we don't have any others available where I live. Fanfuckingtastic

by Comcast are trannies on Fuck You Comcast!
CANT EVEN WATCH TRANNY PORN IN 1080P
Location: FLORIDA

I CANT EVEN WATCH TRANNY PORN IN 1080P. WHAT THE FUCK? I'M PAYING FOR THE 1000 DOWNLOAD PACKAGE AND GET 7 MEG DOWNLOAD SPEEDS. WHAT THE FUCK COMCAST. SUCK MY DICK. I COULDNT EVEN FINISH JACKING OFF BECAUSE THE SHIT IS SO SLOW

by Alec on Fuck You Comcast!

Im cancelling.

by Comcastfucker69 on Fuck You Comcast!
FUCK COMCAST AND XFINITY

I have had xfinity wifi for 2 years and not a day goes by where it doesn’t randomly shut off. The lowest ping I have had with it from any service is 50 ms, and it is usually in the high 100s

by pissed guy on Fuck You Comcast!
SHITTYASS WIFI FUCK U COMCAST
Location: NARNIA

comcast SUCKS OMFG THEY JUST TURN MY WIFI ON AND OFF RANDOMLY AND THEIR SUPPORT HAS FCKIN GODAMN PROBS. ONCE IT WAS OFF FOR ABOUT HALF A WHOLE DAY OMGGG

by Violent on Fuck You Comcast!
Say goodnight

This horseshit service honestly makes me understand why people snap and kill. Watch your backs Comcast.

by Mikey F. on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is Amazing!
Location: Philadelphia

I gotta be honest, I don't know why this website exists. Comcast is a great company that meets expectations. Just recently, I called customer service for a problem I had, but they were friendly and solved the problem easily. Comcast is good, you guys are just unreasonable.

Ayy Mikeyy - Get a life; what are you doing searching Google for "I hate Xfinity" websites.. maybe give Comcast more of your money and get HBO or something.. I've heard Game Of Thrones is a good show.

by Fellow Comcast Employee on Fuck You Comcast!
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!
Location: Carcosa

TO ALL COMCAST EMPLOYEES: YOU DONT HAVE TO WORK FOR THESE MONSTERS! QUIT! BE FREE OF THE BURDEN OF YOUR GUILT!

by 1920's Monopolist Cartel(s) on Fuck You Comcast!
SICK BRAH!!
Location: USA

Dude you guys are killing it over there at Xfinity! If only we could have defrauded, lied to, gauged, and outright stolen from the American consumer/citizen as much as your company has managed to. High five Comcast! Eat shit

by Felix G on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is the mafia
Location: Massachusetts

they actually charged me 200$ or so even after service was terminated I had payed all my bills but they held my money for fucking 3months yea thats right need money for rent and food yea screw you its our money now glad my bank chase payed me back while the problem persisted because this shit was wrongly charged and comcast had the nerve to blame it on me instead of working with me it did resolve in the end after proving them wrong....3 fucking months later they also wanted to charge me for the equipment that I supposedly lost but I had a in store receipt.

by A fucking livid texan on Fuck You Comcast!
2 and a half years of autistic bullshit
Location: an area where comcast is my only option.

First of all let me get this out of my system, FUCK OFF COMCAST YOU AUTISTIC RETARDS. SHITTY SERVICE, SHITTY "SUPPORT" SHITTY FUCKASS COMPANY. WHY DO YOU WONDER WHY YOU'RE CONSISTENTLY ONE OF THE MOST HATED COMPANIES IN AMERICA!??!??!? Okay, so long story short, my entire area that's connected to one (shitty) node has had on and off problems ranging from any (and all at the same time) packet loss, slow speeds, high ping, and our entire internet service being down for our area despite comcast saying to all of us individually IT'S OUR FAULT LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!! The fucking audacity of these retards is astounding!!! The amount of techs that have come to my house only to stay for an extra 10 - 20 minutes to shit talk the shitty service and company they work for is actually crazy.

by Fuk comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Worst company in the world
Location: Maryland

Comcast Xfinity is the worst company in the world. I would rather to business with al-qaida Corp. A one-star rating is too high. Please never do business with this company

by Mike Gonzalez on Fuck You Comcast!
AMAZING!!!11!one!!
Location: Miami

AMAZING!!1

I like paying 300 dollars a month for this. Sometimes the service doesn't even work but give them a break they work hard and it's not easy being that successful.

I call them up sometimes and wait in line for half an hour (I'm sure they must be busy) and then I talk to someone for a few minutes and then I get to talk to more people after that. I'm amazed at all of the experts I have to talk to! They really want to make sure they're people friendly.

Overall great deal. Hehe ask for specials on the adult stuff haha

by Cant watch my ufc unless i purchase espn package. Fine. You ruined our reunion. Everyone In attendance, including myself, whom has comcast is switchin on Fuck You Comcast!

U have ruined our reunions since we wanted to watch the UFC fight and we have to buy ESPN package to watch it on Comcast but we are all switching information will be shared with everyone who knows anyone in this group

by Student on Fuck You Comcast!
Can't take online classes

I am an college student taking online courses but this piece of shit internet keeps going out. What if it went out during an important test??



I hope all of you at Comcast get ass cancer.

by Esteban on Fuck You Comcast!
Can't wait to leave Comcast
Location: California

Not sure what number box this is, phones haven't worked because the technician couldn't get the cord around my bed because my room is too cluttered, to fix the other parts of my mom's house, modem is in my room, so I get all the phone calls in my house, in my room, because the rest of the house is broken, comcast can't/doesn't know how to fix it. Trying to watch recorded tv shows, having black screens, partial playback problems.

by Doesn’t matter on Fuck You Comcast!
Can’t remove deals from cart
Location: Hell

Did you know that their system literally does not allow you to remove internet and tv deals from your cart once they are placed in? I have restarted my phone and cleared cache, everything. I did a chat with an agent who literally told me that they cannot remove deals from cart. This is likely so you are forced to go into a location or call so they can upsell you.

by Thomas on Fuck You Comcast!
Why am I paying for this
Location: Walnut Creek, CA

For 3 years in 5 different locations in norcal, switching modems, internet has never failed to disconnect randomly. Watching a YT vid? Internet decides to strike! Taking an online exam? Bye bye from the internet! So fed up, I decided to buy a pass for xfinity hotspots, and even that stops working frequently. I'm so pissed I payed for the service but internet works nearly only half the time. And their system of making new comcast accounts is an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE. Actually surprised that they can get by with such inconsistent crappy service without improvement over the past time. Just trash, just trash.

by Tired of getting screwed on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck the assholes comcast
Location: N Cambria pa

I had internet only with theese piles of SHIT! My bill went from 29.99 a month to 100.00 over night. Called shitcast was told that was new price! Then told to get tv phone and internet for 89.99 a month. They said better value. Bull shit. Cable picture gualty is below sub par. Get better picture with a 1960's set with bad picture tube. As apposed to a 4k set on crappy cable they provide.

by Trashcast/Lagcast/Shitcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Pure utter fucking garbage
Location: Huntsville AL

WIsh I could rate 0 stars for how shit this fucking money hungry shitty fucking joke of a company is. Don't use comcast unless forced to even then don't fucking use it, they will literally rape you left and right to take your money fuck this shit hole company hope it burns to the ground soon.

by Fer on Fuck You Comcast!
SO FRUSTRATING!!
Location: Miami

I spent over TWO hours trying to set automated payment. It ended up being impossible. They should be made illegal for wasting every one's time. Just creating your own access on their website is impossible. I hate them.



And it was just to PAY them!!!!!

by god on Fuck You Comcast!
Literal Dogshit Service
Location: right behind you

paying a shit ton of money for internet that goes out for minutes at a time every fucking day



they also hold a complete monopoly over service in my area, with the only other option being dial-up internet



what a scam. i bet all of this internet cutting is deliberate to save a few bucks for (((Roberts))), the kike that runs this operation

by Susan on Fuck You Comcast!
Never again
Location: Gadsden, AL

I have never dealt with such a poorly ran company in my life. They charged me for installation (no one has EVER done that before) and I had to threaten to call the techs supervisor because he refused to run a cable under the tiles across the ceiling to accommodate my larger TV. They've messed up my account and offered me 'freebies' as compensation and then took them back when they specifically told me they weren't going to. They did a 'sweep' and not only pulled most of my channels, they took away my TV's HD capabilities, now I have 1/2 the screen showing at one time. Here we are April 30, 2019, I had a conversation with Customer Support and when they said that if I wanted channels back I would have to sign a two year contract or pay $150 a month. I opted for "No" on both choices, now they throttling my internet. I wish them the best, but I will never, EVER, again, choose this company to provide me with any kind of service. I've had it for four years and it's been like a hostage negotiation going from bad to worse.

by Stuart on Fuck You Comcast!
The Worst
Location: West Palm Beach, FL

The absolute epitome of bad service in every aspect of its operation



Menu Hell, constant failure of TV and internet service. If they really cared about customer service why wouldn’t they have improved it by now.



A real lesson in what happens when the public is forced to patronize a monopoly. Government should enable competitors

by Piss on Fuck You Comcast!
Now I know how the amish feel
Location: Amish country

My wifi’s been out for a four straight hours. I can’t fucking take this anymore. If I had the technology I would go back in time, personally abort every single devil responsible for this shit corporation’s existence, and eat their fetuses raw. It’s not too late to kill yourselves, Cumcast. Do it for the good of humanity.

by brandishing a knife on Fuck You Comcast!
a company run by retards
Location: cuntcast’s cold, unforgiving grip

i hope none of you cucks at comcast vaccinate your kids because the last thing we need in this bitch of a world is more inbred retards like you roaming around.

by George on Fuck You Comcast!
Useless network!!
Location: West Palm Beach, Florida

I am visiting a relative in Florida. I have my Android tablet, my Android cellphone & Linux laptop with me.

The last time I was here around the holidays, the internet was so slow, it wasn't much better than dial-up. So I went to a local Comcast store with my cousin and insisted on getting another model router. After some of the worst customer service I've ever had, I finally left with a new router. I installed it myself without issue and the speed greatly improved.



Now a couple of months later, I tried to transfer some files from my laptop to my tablet via SSH (Secure Shell) over port 22. I could not because the port was blocked. So, I tried another port via FTP. Same story. At that very instant, my relative got a warning on his cellphone that a malicious IP from both China & Brazil were trying to hack his internet.

Then I tried to connect to my Calibre ebook server running on my laptop to transfer some ebooks to my tablet. That function usually runs on port 8080 and/or 9090. Both of those ports were blocked as well. At that very instant, my relative received a warning on his cellphone that Comcast blocked access to some malicious porn site. Really?? My laptop is not a porn site!



I am a Linux System Administrator. I know my way around a network better than many other people. I have NEVER seen such a F*CKED UP system/company in my life (and I am retiring soon, so I've been around a while)!!!!



So then I tried to see if I can find any open ports. I also port forwarded some ports on the Comcast router and also enabled DMZ for my laptop's IP. Did that help?? NO!!!!! Then the automated idiots at Comcast sent multiple alerts saying that the system was being hacked.

Shortly after that the system went down completely for over 12 hours.



I've heard stories about Comcast over the years and thought how can a company that is so F*UCKED up stay in business and I also thought that many of the horror stories had to be made up.



Guess what? They are not! This company is beyond useless and their tech people are just plain dumb!



If you are looking for an internet provider, RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM THIS USELESS COMPANY!

by Comcast Blows on Fuck You Comcast!
Constant outage
Location: Southern NJ

Only because it wouldn’t allow me to enter zero stars. For the second night in a row, Comcast is allegedly doing some type of maintenance and it shuts down all services. This is ridiculous and flat out unacceptable. Where are the government regulators????? I even tried calling Comcast customer service multiple times but got disconnected every time! For 250.00 a month, this should not happen. The CEO should be fired because everyone knows that the fish stinks from the head down.

by Trey D on Fuck You Comcast!
Through Thick and Thin
Location: Houston, TX

I’ve had non-stop issues with comcast’s shitty service since 2013 which includes constantly dropping internet service, charged for movies I’ve never watched, ondemand never working when I want it to (which is ironic considering the name), and their solutions are never permanent. You can wait for a whole fucking week to get one of their techs to your house and give you a week long fix, but in the end it’s never worth it. The worst part about it is that there is nothing to be done about this worthless service. They have a monopoly over internet here and they know how shit their service is, but I don’t see them doing anything to try and improve that. I was fooled by the retarded name change from Comcast to Xfinity which did make me think “Oh new company better service” but nope same old shitty service if not worse. I deal with connection issues daily, and sometimes it gets so bad that I have to reset my router every single day. What’s the point in paying for their bullshit internet that they have a monopoly over if it doesn’t even work...I want to launch a crusade against Comcast and bring an end to its tyrannical rule over us all.

by angry on Fuck You Comcast!
I am at my wits end
Location: Nj

I am at my wits end with comcast. all i wanted to fucking do was watch hbo, but no I have to fucking reset my password. then they ask for a reset code, which of fucking course I didnt gice them my number before so now I gotta chat or call up. then I try and register my phone but I cant because i have to reset my password but to reset my password I need to have a phone. ive given these people my address my account number and my fucking ssn yet somehow they need a fucking regidtered phone to prove my identy to reset my fucking password. then I try calling because they cant do it over chat and it fucking resets my modem instead of my password. fuck comcast

by Sl on Fuck You Comcast!
Authentication error
Location: Philadelphia

Internet drops 5 to 8 times every week i chat with the dotheads and they twll me its my mobile galaxy device. When u tell them it happens the same exact time i. My apple ios 12.2ipad. Reset your gateway etc. How many times do we have to have this same conversation. July 2020 the contract is up uf i dont break it sooner. Signed a 2 year contract in july 2018. Sure enough the price increased jan 1. 2019.

by Fuck them on Fuck You Comcast!
Nah
Location: Don’t matter

Fuck those fuckers

by J. on Fuck You Comcast!
Dogshit
Location: Massachusetts

Constant disconnects, sometimes lasting upwards of 10 minutes. One of the most frustrating experiences possible, while verizon never created these issues. Every night I have another reason to utterly fucking hate comcast. Dogshit

by Cat on Fuck You Comcast!
Why pay hundreds a month for something that DOESNT FUCKING WORK
Location: Maryland

We have paid for high speed internet with comcast every month. That is hundreds of dollars a month. For the past two or three week our internet has gone out at least 2 or 3 times EVERY FUCKING DAY. with seemingly no way to fix it. Restarting the router doesnt work. We even got a brand new modem. IVE GOT SHIT TO DO COMCAST. FUCK YOU.

by The Haze on Fuck You Comcast!
Money sucking PIGS
Location: Dunks Ferry

Dear Comcast you are a bunch of corporate PIGS that have no real interest in customer service. Your service is SHIT your equipment is 3rd rate shit and your ethics are SHIT. Your business is theft by deception disguised as a corporate entity. Remember we as your customers hold your future in our hands. Money is the way we will hurt you.

by Kong666 on Fuck You Comcast!
Shithead company
Location: Chicago

I've been a customer getting screwed by Comcast since 2005. I noticed my basic cable and basic internet is now 140 bucks a month. No HD tv, no premium channels, unreliable basic internet...I called to see if I could get on another package at a cheaper rate. I'd be willing to do a 2 year contract and all that shit. Sat on the phone with some dipshit employee that ran me around in circles and the best she could do is CHARGE ME $20 more a month for the same basic service but now with added HD tv channels. Then she said they'd have to charge more for each TV box already in the house. At like $99 a month for all this basic shit it's worth it. Over than and you're getting screwd. When i lived in Wisconsin Charter internet gave all hd channels plus some movie channels for less than shit Illinois basic Comcast. They will keep bending us over and having their way with us because what am I supposed to do, go with ATT? Fuck that.

by UnHappy Mad Comcast Customer on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Xfinity ripped me off
Location: Vacaville/Sacramento CA

I finally can say I hate Comcast! I’ve been a Comcast Customer since 2010, and I’ve been a loyal customer. But when I moved to another neighborhood city, my complex does not have Comcast service (does not have the hook up cable). Unfortunately I had to go to another Cable company. I wanted to continue with Comcast/Xfinity; however, it is out of my control that my apartment complex does not provide Comcast/Xfinity, they only provide ATT&T. So long story short, Comcast still charge me $119 even though I did not want to quit Comcast. This is beyond my control! This is ridiculous! I HATE Comcast!!

by John on Fuck You Comcast!
Pissed off john
Location: Colorado

Comcast you totally fucking suck Stop interrupting my tv every damn morning with your retarted fucking updates I pay way to much to have to deal with this shit Go visit cox communication and see how it’s done

by Chris M. on Fuck You Comcast!
I pay for this shit?!
Location: Kansas City, Missouri

For the past week i have had nothing but interruptions with my internet. The past 3 hours have been exceptionally rage inducing. My router continues to simply reset itself every 5-10 mins for absolutely no reason. I called customer "support" and all i got was an automated message saying they would call me back. I've called 3 times. No returned calls and nothing but patchy internet. I have work i have to do on my computer and apparently i cannot rely on "Cumblast" to give me a reliable internet connection even though i pay 120 dollars a month for their 'service'. Fuck you comcast, i'm calling at&t tomorrow.

by Kevin on Fuck You Comcast!
Worthless company
Location: Denver, CO

Why can’t I give these assholes zero stars? Actually, I’m not even sure they have any assholes left working there that I can blame. I pay a fortune for their lousy internet service, which hasn’t been working the entire day. Their automated system keeps telling me it’s fine, and won’t let me connect to a live person. If I press zero I’m told “I’m sorry, a representative won’t be able to help you.”



These assholes have a monopoly, and receive barely any legal scrutiny. I’d love to go with another provider, but what choice do I really have?

by Bawlz on Fuck You Comcast!
Shitty service from shitty equipment
Location: Sarasota, FL

The first 2 years i had comcast internet i cant remember any complaints. However when i started relying on the internet for being able to work from home, they made me "upgrade" to a defective router that died within a year, and the replacement they gave me says im connected to the internet when im actually not. On a weekly basis i lose connectivity for no fucking reason. 90% of the time when i call they have no fucking clue what the issue is and tell me i need to have a technician come out; the soonest availability is usually another 4 days out.

by Steve on Fuck You Comcast!
Nothing New
Location: Mississippi

Well to this forum nothing is new. BTW Why can no stars not be a rating.



Decided to try Comcast business after multiple run ins with AT&T. Believe it or not it actually works well customer service still sucks but generally ok better than AT&T that's not exactly a recommendation. After all who's the best of the worst.



Started Comcast's Xfinity service in July nothing has worked correctly from the first day for more than 30 minutes. Wanted wireless service for the ease of moving televisions around of course the wireless service was horrible. Several technicians visits, the cost of extenders etc., finally acquiesced and wired all televisions with the exception of one. Everything works great for a record 6 hours. Now everything is down internet and television. $250.00 a month since July and everything still not working.



Then of course they scheduled a technician for tomorrow, Monday without my consent so they could charge the no show fee for the technician. I never confirmed the text, told the first human that called I did not schedule the date and time and to remove the scheduled call, only to have some else call after two hours asking for confirmation again. I again informed them I never scheduled the call. They must need the no show fee badly. If they do show up and charge me they have gone from incompetent to criminal.



Comcast will get ultimately get me for the cancellation charges when I cancel the service on Monday. However I'll get them as a business owner when Comcast business loses a 12K a year account with my business I'll ultimately get them.



So for those of you out there with less leverage take a little consolation from that.



Blank Comcast I'm trying not to cuss for Lent but its been hard.

by sonjia on Fuck You Comcast!
biggest legal rip off agency
Location: Michigan

For starters from the first day I had the service I have had to call them. NOT one month has gone by without a problem of some kind. I lose on demand , I call they tell me I don't pay for On demand. Really ? It's in my package. I pay for the package, how am I not paying for on demand? their response, "everyone gets it, so it's free, really ? it doesn't say so on my bill or on the package. I should get a credit . They take the money out of my account then the the next month tell me I still owed $6.37 from the previous month . For what? I tell them I want to down grade and only have internet now so they take Tv off and charge me $25.00 for the internet but the bill is still $83.00 a month. HOW ? Highway robbery is how. Legal rip off agency in the USA and the US GOVERNMENT needs to shut them down and Audit and reimburse Every person who has ever done business with them. I would not recommend them, they wouldn't be good enough for my dead dog. Customer service? what is that? to them it's their workers repeating what they are taught to say. More corrupt than Nixon was in the white house !

by Joann on Fuck You Comcast!
Heskett
Location: Cromwell

I would give no stars if possible. I have tried for 7 years to get the Comcast VRU to recognize my phone number. No one ever follows through. Also without fail, Every time I call Comcast 10 to 20 minutes into the conversation I get hung up on and this is literally with out fail. I am now officially done with Comcast apparently the $230 I pay them every month doesn’t mean crap to them I’m done

by Guest on Fuck You Comcast!
Internet

FUCK YOUR TRASH ASS INTERNET IT KEEPS KNOCK ME OFF XBOX LIVE

by Joe murphy on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck comcast
Location: Atlanta Georgia

Comcast needs to be shut down, their internet is always down they charge an arm and a leg for third shitty services, and when you call customer support the fuckers rarely pick up or they make you talk to some bullshit machine but here’s the one that really takes the cake their technicians are horrible it literally takes them an entire week to fix a problem an at&t technician can fix in an hour

by Robert on Fuck You Comcast!
Shitty Customer Service
Location: Texas

I'm sorry... NO customer service. Automated system just wants to keep restarted my modem and I can't get to a customer service agent. I pay big bucks for gigabit and xtras to get the shaft from a company that should be going out of business.

by John Lennon’s rolling corpse on Fuck You Comcast!
Here comes the cash
Location: My shattered dreams

Thanks for ruining an amazing song. Keep up the good work. Eat shit

by Sad in Colorado on Fuck You Comcast!
The $2,000 dollar modem.
Location: Thornton, CO

I probably like should have bought my own modem 15 years ago. Something like $2,000 in total modem rental fees for an old legacy arris. They really should have been released from the monthly fees by now, or had a glorious 2,000 dollar tech service credit. Buying my own here soon. When I renewed with their dreadful every 2 year agreement instead of something longer, they deleted all my precious saved voice mails which had legal importance to me that I had carefully kept saved, some for many years. I see some of the xfinity customer service agents I dealt with are here bashing on the board. Well, at least those are the ones in the USA who speak decent English. It's a miracle if the burying crew are American citizens, and sometimes you have to call back over and over to avoid talking to outsourced Phillipine call center guys. There is no other choice for reasonable speed so we just have no other choice. Prices too high, service nominal, terms too short, rental fees outrageous, we're down to television in only 1 room. Encrypted television sucks. The agents laughed at me when I said I don't want any wireless, microphones, or anything with a camera which is connected to online services in my house. I have two comcast green boxes in my back yard. Hondouran line burying crews are scary and I don't want those guys at my property. What's wrong with hiring Americans? Comcast has always been a severe disappointment and I'm hoping to try out a high quality roof antenna for tv later this year, word on street is better than encrypted, quicker to flash change channels, and clearer. I'll probably look forward to as many medical commercials though which should be outright illegal. What else. Cutting the cord is not much better, I'm not going to volunteer to be an advertisement sheeple sponge and have all of my data tracked with ipods and apple devices, those companies are way worse than comcast, as if comcast was not bad enough already. Give all your tech nerds a very long vacation, stupid tech nerds, nobody likes you guys. Wifi is very dangerous, comcast is a very irresponsible company to put spy cams and wifi in everyones homes unless they're tech pro's and know how to avoid this. Don't dare to complain on their forums, because then all my complaints show up when anyone may research my primary xfinity email. The newly downgraded email suite, circa 2018 is god awful compared to the old email suites. At least they did not delete my entire email data, like they did in 2008 when they had changed the email suite previously. But now the email is completely inferior in every way compared to the old suite. Paying more, getting less, consistently year after year since 2004. Wish I had a valid competitor, I've always wanted to drop comcast but for health safety reasons and a runaway wreckless wireless industry pushing dangerous improperly tested wifi and 4g and 5g everywhere which is going to be a bigger national health crisis than asbestos squared, we must have wired, or bust. Daily infowars listener at your service, stupid censors, and it would not be surprising if xfinity shilled for hillary again the second time around. Oh yeah, xfinity is also fake news. It just never ends with this company. What happened to the cusomizable menu so I could have my own chosen websites on the front page and not be forced to read their news? At least I was able to get the imbedded ads out of the paid email via settings and adblock. Turning off the hotspot did not actually work, although it said on the settings it did. Buy yourself a digital multimeter so you can read the dangerous wireless frequency levels yourself. Make sure you get a wired only modem, then wrap it in tin foil anyways just to be on the safe side. And if you've been with them over 5 years, guess what, all your metal screw ins and splitters on the line are outdated and need cut and swapped for new barrel and other connection physical equipment if you want that high speed. 400 mbps mega pro is a rip, max is 280 anyways and who even needs that. Stop pushing liberal HBO, that's like punishment to even think of watching that channel. Give us the Infowars channel already. And I want coast to coast and savage and all my favorite conservatives. How about an am radio feed channel? It certainly was a shame when the music channels suddenly had giant ads in your face on every one of those channels, the music channels used to be guaranteed ad free. It just never ends... Free Alex Jones. Thank you.

by Fred M. on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast should sell vacuum cleaners
Location: Jacksboro, Tn

I had their cell phone service, cable tv and internet. First i got rid of the cable tv since I didn't watch it much. I took a few wire coat hangers from the closet and made an antenna out of them. Now I don't have to pay through the nose just to watch the evening news and occasional Andy Griffith rerun. I was tired of constant mistakes with my cell phone bill, so that was next to go. They still managed to try and sneak charges on my fill for technician visits when I called to complain about problems with their equipment causing the cable modem to constantly reset itself. True I was getting 100 Mbps when the service was working, but it wasn't worth the hassle. I finally had DSL from AT&T installed and got rid of comcast. I only get 12Mbps now, but it is reliable and it's not comcast. There are no problems with my bill either. After I had the internet service cut off, I disconnected their cable form the green box in back, connected it to the antenna and to the tv. Now i don't have that second cable coming through the window.



The form told me a rating is required. Please fix it so I can give them no stars.

by Pissed off Comcast customer on Fuck You Comcast!
Raised my price without warning

They cut my internet connection in the middle of work and when I called to have my services turned back on, during the 3 hour phone call they added services that weren't on my original plan without telling me. Found out when I got the bill which was more expensive then what the representative said it would be. Truly terrible POS company.

by Sara on Fuck You Comcast!
Location: Fresno ca

Comcast SUCKS!

by John on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck You
Location: Attleboro

I have to call these assholes 2-3 times a week. They have sent me 9 remotes and there the wrong remotes. I have had the EXPERTS here 21 timed in three months. Now i have no service and they said it would be out for 4 hrs. Whatch your bill they charge me for cartoons im 67 and i dont whatch them. My bill never the same. So fuck comcast.

by ComcastFuckingSucks on Fuck You Comcast!
Throttling

FUCK COMCAST THROTTLING MY YOUTUBE AND TWITCH.tv, EAT MY BALL SACK YOU FUCKING FAGGITS!

by FUCK YOU on Fuck You Comcast!
FUCKING HATE XFINITY I HOPE EVERYONE LITERALLY CHOKES
Location: HELL NEXT TO SATAN

I literally have never cried on the phone from being so frustrated I fucking Hate COmcast so much they are the absolute worst completely horrendous I hate them so much worst fucking customer service pretty sure all the people definitely have no fucking souls and I sincelry wish I could talk to those people face to face cause Im sure they GOT NO HANDS I WISHHHH I COULD LITERALLY FIGHT THIS COMPANY SQUARE UP FUCK U FUCJK U

by Bryant K on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinity sucks donkey dick
Location: Jupiter FL

Worst customer service ever. Every single one of their employees are retards. How hard is it to add channels to my package. Was on the phone with them for 1 hour and 45 mins and they transferred me to someone who did not know wtf is going on. Dumb ass mother fucking trash pieces of shit fuckers. Fuck you hope someone kills every one of your employers

by comcastsucks on Fuck You Comcast!
comcastsucks
Location: earth

Just found out that my promotion for Starz &HBO of $1/month each has been discontinued because HBO cancelled their “contract” with Comcast. But instead of any advanced notice or any notice at all they just billed me full retail for the 2 premium channels.

by Heart Attack Jack on Fuck You Comcast!
STOP FUCKING WITH MARCH MADNESS
Location: Virginia

I was able to watch March Madness just fine online. Then, I saw a pop-up that says I should log in with my provider for additional content. So... I did. Now, it says that now, due to my package on my XFinity account that I am unable to watch. Fuck you Comcast. Fuck you.

by Noah on Fuck You Comcast!
Bullshit
Location: Port Huron, MI

Ive called them everyday. I understand prepaid is only

20 mps but thats more than enough to run a ps4. It doesnt work with wireless connection at all. It only works wired. Fuck you

by Jake on Fuck You Comcast!
Lying Bastards
Location: Alexandria, VA

I went a week without internet trying to find a provider who was not-Comcast. Verizon wasn't available so I went with COX, who I found out right afterwards were owned by Comcast... Comcast has tricked me into a contact and the owners should be drawn and quartered.

by Fuckingassholeshitfucks on Fuck You Comcast!
for the love of fuck I hate them so much
Location: comcast

THE HARDWARE SUCKS AND THE BUILT IN DHCP SERVER BLOWS AND I FUCKING HATE THEM SO MUCH

by Robert on Fuck You Comcast!
Location: Florida

It is time for the American Consumer to demand that Xfinity be disbanded by our Congress, Call your legislators, and demand that this corrupt monopoly be destroyed, once and for all and for America's airways taken back by its citizens.

No more rich bastards lobbying for more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, and greed. For once Americans need to use their voting power to take corrupt organizations like comcast to exist. Cancel all monetary payments to this scum organization. You have the power to do so if we collectively take away the corrupt $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ that these bastards only care about,

by Fuck Xfinity fuck comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Comcast fuck xfinity
Location: USA

I work late, so when I come home I like to relax by playing games online or stream something to watch and every single god damn night the internet goes down for 5 minutes to hours. Fuck Comcast and fuck xfinity I hope they burn in Hell for multiple eternities for their shorty unreliable service. Fuck!

by Blake on Fuck You Comcast!
Trash Service
Location: Tallahassee, FL

Internet randomly drops and is always lagging behind. Literal shit. Why pay for 150mbs when you can only sustain 30mbs? I miss using whatever other shitty service I get in the middle of nowhere.

by J on Fuck You Comcast!
I will die before they do something right

I am going to law school and devote my life to suing and breaking Comcast up. I will shit on every executives desks. Bunch of fucking garbage.

by ComcastBegone on Fuck You Comcast!
Tech nearly crisped himself and burned my house down
Location: City USA

Where do I begin. 3-4 yrs back like an idiot I took someone's advice that Comcast had the fastest internet where I lived ( was having issues with the current one. ) That's all I was getting - internet. Guy comes over to install the line, I see that he's set up and then leave him be figuring I hate to be micromanaged so I won't do it to anybody else. Turns out I should have micromanaged after all - guy comes downstairs where I am, white as a sheet. Turns out he drilled right into my main electrical conduit and nearly crisped himself. Why did he nearly die? Because he hit the hard surface of said conduit and KEPT ON GOING. Total bullseye. The shock blew the thumb sized drill bit off the drill and sparks were flying. Flames settled down pretty quick. Don't get me wrong I'm primarily glad he didn't bite the dust and secondarily glad he didn't set my house on fire, but for the love of god is there any common sense left when dealing with, oh, say, dangerous electrical currents. Anyhoo cue time and effort trying to fix things with Comcast trying to wriggle out of any responsibility, multiple phone calls, visits, supervisors being TOTAL jerks, etc...They were awful. I had to get my main electrical conduit replaced of course and that wall repaired. I dropped Comcast like a hot potato and even after returning their precious equipment one day I was running a fever of 102.7 and got yet another BILL from them...I'm not at all the confrontational type but being semi delirious I called...don't remember what I said but haven't heard a peep from them since, so I highly recommend if you must deal with them do so with a raging fever. I have banished Comcast from my life forever and went back to my imperfect but humane internet provider.



Was inspired to tell this story as there is now a Comcast truck parked in front of my house, blocking my driveway. Stay safe out there everyone

by Unbelievable on Fuck You Comcast!
Gained and lost me in less than 12 hours
Location: Maryland

Wow... just wow. I signed up for Comcast/Xfinity last night, and somehow over the course of 12 hours they had me checkout 3 separate times, schedule my installation twice, sent me a half dozen conflicting emails... all while having me chat/speak with 4 different representatives. The icing on the cake was refusing to give me the $100 prepaid card that was included in the offer. I just cancelled the whole thing and walked away. I've never seen a company lose a customer so fast in my entire life. Unbelievable.



Honorable mention: I could barely understand any of the representatives I spoke to on the phone.

by Blocked Caller on Fuck You Comcast!
Gives "Horrible Customer Service" a new meaning
Location: Newtown Square, PA

My phone has stopped accepting calls from blocked caller IDs. I called Comcast and they have no idea why this has happened and they are apparently unable to fix the issue. I have spoken with at least seven technical "support" (an odd word to use in connection with Comcast). So I asked them to at least put a message on my phone so that those who have blocked numbers will know to *82. They have not done that and apparently cannot do so. I am supposed to be getting a call from a "customer service" representative (using "customer service" in connection with Comcast should be prohibited). So far, nothing. In my six decades on the planet, I have never seen such hideous customer service.

by Mike C. on Fuck You Comcast!
I hate Comcast/Xfinity
Location: Florida

Waited a very long time on the phone to talk to a supervisor about my lousy and expensive service. Just as he finally came on the line, I was conveniently disconnected. What a racket this company has. They need to get regulated just like other public utilities. They have a legal monopoly on service in my area, but no legal obligation to provide good reasonably priced service.

by Wes on Fuck You Comcast!
Paying bills sucks now too?
Location: doesn't matter

Every time I need to go pay my Comcast bill I have to reset my password. Did I forget the password? Fuck no. Did they forget my password? It seems fucking so! I literally need to reset my password every time I log in to my account. Is it as bad as the shit internet I'm getting? Definitely not. But it's another thing to add to the list reasons of why Comcast can personally eat my asshole!

by Petridish on Fuck You Comcast!
XFINITY SUCKS ASS
Location: Pompano Beach, FL

When I moved into this house 4 years ago I asked the previous owners what Internet they used. They said, "Don't get Comcast!" So I listened and went with AT&T and for some reason got people who didnt know set-ups so after 3x of AT&T coming to my house where they couldn't set up service properly I went with Comcast. I work from home so I depend on Internet and pay for faster speed. Needless to say I've probably had Comcast out here maybe 6x in 4 years and probably called more than 30x

Theres not a week that goes by where I don't see them in my neighborhood or right outside it. Constantly I get on my cell "no internet". I get kicked off my work VPN and also SKYPE repeatedly while on important phone calls. They have switched out my Router 3x in four years and NOTHING they do has any lasting effect or helps.

COMCAST SUCKS ASS

by F. Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you comcast

Internet always goes out for no goddamned reason other than the fact comcast is a shitty company that only wants your money. fuck you comcast.

by Iwantodielol on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinity is gay
Location: Xfinity headquarters

So I called the Xfinity or text support lol they supposedly fixed it but wtf ITS STILL FUCKED I call like 1 hour ago looks like they are closed for some odd reason and I cant do homework at the moment thanks to fucking Xfinity,Id rather have a toster oven then what ever the fuck is that black box I call wifi.Thats the end of my opinion if there is any typos who cares im too stressed to check so if u agree thank u well have fun with comcast —__—

by Fucked Over on Fuck You Comcast!
Die
Location: Fucking Hell

If the entire fucking Comcast/Xfinity headquarters fucking exploded I would laugh so hard I would throw out my fucking back.

Seriously, cable, idgaf but the fucking internet. We pay for the most expensive fucking internet package and we get worse service than our fucking neighbors with dirt cheap AT&T internet. Fucking die

by Eat me raw on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you
Location: wherever

Your CEO better look out....I'm coming to find you and fuck you up the ass with a baseball bat with nails in it.

by pm on Fuck You Comcast!
comcast worst company
Location: Brick NJ

i am held hostage by comcast. i pay $205/month, all inbound phones calls are robo calls/spam calls. if you want to remove phone they cut your internet speed by 50% and bill is reduced minimally.

by JT on Fuck You Comcast!
FUCKIN COMAST AINT WORTH A SHIT!
Location: ATL

I think everyone should stop paying their bill on the 4th of April 2019-hence-NO ONE PAY THEIR BILL IN APRIL-CUT THE CORD AND STOP THAT CARD FROM BEING CHARGED so they cant charge you for the month. Just think about this for 30 seconds now........, if everyone did that for one month-where would they be when 0 money comes in for 1 month?-billions of $$'s lost in 1 month-at least $15,000,000,000. That could ruin them, and i wouldn't be the first to congratulate everyone for that help towards the next change. Fuck the credit card or payment-cancel the card b4 it gets charged(open a new account with your bank not allowing anything to be charged on the old card at all). There are ways to get around this type of shit. I would love to do this-but we all have to do a class action DO NOT PAY. Maybe this would open their eyes about their service and how important we all are to their financial quest and how we could conquer them! We are their bread and butter. We are in control. NO? They exist because we exist to support their unjustifiable, funkin outrageous prices, unfortunately, and if we don't pay them that would be like cutting off their FOOD SUPPLY. Wouldn't that beat all?! I would love to fuck them over as they do everyone else with their high costs and stupid trial promos that end and your bill starts slowly going up b4 the end of your promotional end date. And no more promotional promos for existing customers, only new. Now, that is fucked up! I'm ready to cancel them, But I have 30 series I watch...

Its all a fucking greedy ces pool of high paid CEO's relying on our payments so they can build their $5m homes. Why should we do that? Credit-fuck it, its only one creditor but a utility that others may look at. Get what you need now and forget about anything else for a while, but not the end of the world. Who cares-it will go away eventually, but Comcast's greediness never will and they need to be taught a lesson of how important customers roles are finding we need a fair company, and that they take advantage of everyone. We are in the drivers seat whether we pay or not. Can you see them trying to collect $ from everyone on their cell phones at the tune of 150M accounts? Their system wouldn't be able to handle it and they would see what its like to have fucked up service that doesnt work when too many people are on the internet! They couldn't do it in enough time without tripping over themselves and no payroll $ for the month. YES! Wouldn't that be a flip! It would be like a government shutdown without the need of "T".

They would be FUCKED. They thinks its fun now and they are in the drivers seat giving us a fucked up service with overpriced packages, but that could change. Our problem's would be very small compared to theirs. LOL.. Look for me on Insta @sunsettertraveler or cladvert809 @ the g male and lets get this show on the road .....

by What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. on Fuck You Comcast!
dog shit company
Location: fuck you idiot

absolute fucking joke of a company my internet will either be super good one day or will go out everyday for an entire week and i can’t do anything at all

by FUCK COMCAST on Fuck You Comcast!
Zensen
Location: Vancouver WA

I'd like to first mention that i have spoke to 6 different tech reps in the past 24hours. And every single one of them is full of shit. They dont know what they are talking about period My modem works completley fine. My router on the other hand stopped working after i had a phone call with what had to be the worst customer service i haveever expeienced from a person in my life. Laughter in the background as the lady had pauses of a minute or longer when i asked to speak with management. After she had sinsisted i have a technician come out to take a look at my setup. (Everything is setup fine connections secure and modem is grying to respond with router) I had internet briefly untill asian bitch decided to write comments on my comcast profile for everyone to read whenever i call. "customer demanded to have problem fixed" FUUUUUCK i hvae never had such a strong feeling to strangel someone in my life. I hope that bitch rots in hell. I think this fucking compancy fucks with the customers too much. I set up my brothers and sisters third party modems in abreeze, but once it came to mine shit hit the fan. and im not even a bad guy! I'm just a mellow dude thats had far too many buttons ressed from a capitalistic fucking business that does not tcare about its customers. 13$ rental fee from ever single person thats payed it and for when you start cancelling your service you get treated way differently. Random holds on your internet...delays on taking off certain things off your bill. Fees from tv you dont even use. fees for equipment you returned months ago....



FUUUCK FUUUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!



Comcast is literally the epitome of hell.



Yes, i'm human....

by Anon on Fuck You Comcast!
Quote's to run Fiber
Location: US

Last September I called to get a site survey to get them to run just to my house. They quoted $14k and I said "Great! GET A CONTRACT!" I'm stuck with a satelitte ISP and a server room that is completely dormant. I really need Fiber Optic. Today, they FINALLY called back, but now it went from $14K to $24K, go figure. Their excuse, after I gave them a case number, called every fucking week for 5 months was that they had "increased their prices" and the old contract (that they never gave me) is "over 90 days old". So they can't honor that. I don't know what to do anymore. These assholes just lie.

by IT'S COMCASTIC on Fuck You Comcast!
stupid
Location: MA

"I think its funny as shit, all of you stupid little tools, who STILL have Comcast, yet continue to bitch and complain about how much you hate your service. Yeah, Comcast blows balls, I work for them I know, but do you know the worst part about Comcast? The customers...you stupid lot. Calling in nonstop, bitching about your bills because you are too stupid to pay attention to the "TERMS AND CONDITIONS" part of your contracts. Jesus Christ you fuckers are what is left of the retarded Generation that has yet to understand the concept of cord cutting. I work for comcast and I cut my cords, INTERNET PEOPLE, that is ALL YOU NEED! Do the rest of the world a favor, slit your wrists right now, like right this fucking second, stop breeding too, we don't need anymore of your spawn making the same stupid mistakes you do. SMH"



you fail to understand how shitty and fucked this company is.. my cunt of a town signed a contract with Comcast restricting any other cable company from setting up here, there is literally no other option for cable.. ignorant stupid people like you should just be let loose into the wild, see if you can survive.

by Steven on Fuck You Comcast!
Stop complaining
Location: Philadelphia

You complaining losers no one in this world is forcing you to pay comcast for their services. Cancel or break your contact you losers should be bitch slapped for your constant whining.

by comcast is balls on Fuck You Comcast!

fuck this garbage company

by Harris J. Malkin on Fuck You Comcast!
editing on demand movies
Location: Millersville Penna

OK this really pisses me off. Second time my wife and I have taken note to this. Comcast is editing movies on demand for content??!?!?? Uh, WHAT!! Today on

regular TV we watched Red 2. Super violent movie with people getting blown away as the main characters make light of it. When we cued Men in Black 3, on demand and free, the movie was edited for content! Can you believe that? I wonder if Comcast is listening. Last week the same thin g happened when we cued "Lucy" on

demand. Were investigating Fire stick and other options right now. Got a foot out the door and when we leave Comcast we will NEVER GO BACK!

by Screwed Customer on Fuck You Comcast!
How can this be legal?
Location: Hell

Someone other than shitfinity should write the laws, then these highly unethical business practices might become illegal. Eat shit comcast. Fuck you

by cant connect for days on Fuck You Comcast!
Owner should commit suicide
Location: California

If the owner killed himself, I would smile. I can say that with 100% honestly and I know how fucked up that sounds. Fuck Comcast fuck Xfinity

by Clayton Hershey on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast can go fuck itself
Location: Arizona

Comcast can go eat a dick. Literally the worst and the most greedy assholes to exist on the planet and can go rot in hell. Can't get jack done with this kind of shitty internet and you get to rot your life away on the horrible ass customer service which consists of a bunch of dumbasses.

by Larry on Fuck You Comcast!
Im soo sick and tired of being scammed
Location: Ct

I have been burning through routers for atleast 2 years and nothing works. Internet drops about 4 or 5 times per day for prolonged periods of time and the assholes tell me to just buy a new router or hang on ill have to contact my cowerker so he can try and fix the issue (so they can charge more money) unbelieveable. Havent had a consistant day of connection in over 2 years and it is nearly impossible to get ahy work done. Thanks comcast for being fruauds apart of a fake busieness designed to sell us a fake service to fake get us internet connection.

by Comcast is full of fuckface clowns on Fuck You Comcast!
I hope Genocide is a thing again
Location: Fucking Hell

So I’m 13 right don’t know shit abt the internet and how it works but these small dicked clowns are have construction right? Totally understandable I asked them when the internet will be back up. These fuck bitches told me 1 day. The dumb fucking coon clown on the phone after I waited for a day for a day was very fucking rude and was acting like a actual single mother that hates kids cause this bitch deadass hung the phone when I was obviously frustrated cause my internet is down. So I call her on my moms phone and yeah got her name so yeah Shetheve Vanderal I hope everyone in ur bloodline were slaves and ur grandma was Slave bitch broke ass bitch go back to ur shit torn down house u dirty fat fuck

by Les on Fuck You Comcast!
WOW Comcast WOW
Location: Stafford

Two or Years Comcast has blocking my wired internet access, thought it was my equipment but after three modem, and Comcast telling is EVERYTHING is Fine,

and still no wired access, like the fool i am i have go and pay my Comcast Bill which

includes Charges for Blast which i have never use.

by jo on Fuck You Comcast!

comcast is part of the socialist new world order...

by Jo on Fuck You Comcast!
whatever
Location: new hampshire

they are part of the NWO....

by Anonymous on Fuck You Comcast!
Blocked websites
Location: Unknown

I'm in my fucking iPhone Comcast and xfinity blocked most of the websites I like to fucking visit! They can grab a rod of spikes and shove it up their tiny Virgin assholes until they are gasping for air, then I will pour hot iron down their fucking throat and watch them struggle for life! Fuck you Comcast!

by ComcastIHopeYourBabiesHaveCancer on Fuck You Comcast!
"Sign here agreeing to pay, and they should refund you on your next bill."
Location: Ca

Me: Why do I need to sing for installation and these extra changes, if it was included in my bundle?

Tech: Oh, they should refund you on your next bill.



Billing: ....He said What?!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha......

by FuckMeForEverTrustingYouAssholes on Fuck You Comcast!
Early Termination Clause Sneeks Into Billing Statement
Location: CA

Verified with agent at least four or five times that there was zero penalty for termination of the Quad Play bundle.



Billing statement arrives and in bold orange text is a notice that early termination triggers a $460 fine.



Why didn't I learn my lesson the last time these assholes fucked me over? Why?

by Comcast agent on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Cunt Cast
Location: Iowa

Sack of shit unless internet! Dialup was more reliable than this child raping disaster.

by killa on Fuck You Comcast!
sucks

I hope someone bombs Comcast corporate headquarters and kills the top execs.

by Fuck you comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you comcast
Location: Fuckin comcast

I fucking hate comcast

by Joshua on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is a greedy monster

It really ruins my life!!!!!!

by Steve O. on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is the rudest customer service and DOES NOT CARE about your business

Comcast is the worst company I've ever had the difficulty of dealing with. Their pedantic reasoning for anything is just a window of how not to help you; I was given authorization from my parents whom own my property and we eventually decided to go with the company after they said that they could make me the authorized user. I was given the correct information of the account number but that just wasn't good enough. They wanted to know the last 4 digits of the owner of the account. EVEN WHEN (after 5 phone calls between me and my parents) i gave them the correct information for the account: including my name, MY last 4 social, the last 4 of the social of BOTH my parents, the account number, address, zip code and last four digits of the number my father has for his account credit card the "manager" that I was eventually asked to speak to hung up on me after telling me "I'm considering this account COMPROMISED". He was rude, belligerent and gave me no time on the first attempt to call and provide him with the proper information. When i called him a second time this is when he refused to hear me any further and hung up on me. The next day I encountered apologetic individuals who said that the person that I called should have let me access my account and a representative would resolve the problem. At last, a sympathetic individual let me know some of the issues that might effect my service might entail and sent someone to check on my service -a service professional who would come to my house and evaluate and solve my problem (great -right?). After the 4 window closed and I called them 3 times the "professional" arrived 90 minutes late (actually, 4 hours and 90 minutes late). He said that someone on the other street with a similar street address had him check (because *shock* their internet wasn't working properly either). They didn't call him but had him fix it. Then he showed up 90 minutes late after me taking the day off from work in order to be available for him (which is costing me money). He barely apologizes, blames the other customer, then lets me know that if it is Comcast's equipment we will not be charged for the visit. (great, right?) Then he says it's 3 failing pieces of equipment and that our power-saving unit (an UPS) should not be directly connected. So we reconfigure, no problem for a few weeks. Then comcast charges for the visit with additional fees. I spend over 6 hours on the phone finally getting someone to confirm that their equipment "may" be at fault and reimburses me. The problem IS NOT FIXED after midnight the service frequently fails. The customer service representative confirms they have issues after midnight. Comcast is a total waste of time. Go for any service but. I will be retracting all interactions with them because my iPhone with hotspot is 900000000000000000000000000% more reliable than their shitty internet could ever be even IF it is slower. Comcast is a terrible communications company with lousy support, incompetent service, terrible technicians and does not care about you at all whatsoever as a consumer... period.

by george on Fuck You Comcast!
customer

there is nothing slower than comcast mail the USPS is much faster totally ridiculous service their system/programmer personnel should all be fired

by Anonymous on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast can eat a dick

Comcast is so gay. First off its over priced, the people who work for comcast are retarded or not intelligent at all. So i called in and told them i needed my cable cancelled so the retard told me yeah ill be able to help you right away. Well i thought he did. Nope he didnt i was getting charged for 3 months when my cable or internet werent working and nothing was plugged into the wall. They told me they were basing it off the modem. Really? Well hm how can you do that when i cant use your services. Well i have two people i lived with who werenr able to use the services either. So Fuck Comcast is trash ass company. They hire shady ass fucking people anyway. Oh yeah and to the guy who wrote the big long paragraph about working for comcast and saying you can get revenge on people well your a lawsuit waiting to happen. Imma find you.

by Dickandballs on Fuck You Comcast!
I just want cable and internet

So I have had them for 2 years now cable and internet with HBO about a 100 bucks a month. Im a contractor and im on the go a lot i might be home at most 2 weeks a month came home to enjoy some adult swim and these bitches took it out my package. ok lets add it back..........No you need to upgrade to the triple play for fucking what. I have my cell my company phone and a got damn sat phone wtf do i need a home phone for or a got damn DVR. Im the fucking customer i want tv and internet not a dvr or a home phone. I cant want to move out of my area they are the got damn sole provider her. fuck them

by Dan on Fuck You Comcast!
Pretty Bad

I have had comcast for a little over a year now and I must say the diffuclites that come with the service are outragours! Cointous slow downs (When I pay $90+ a month just for internet) It's still pretty slow,

by To "Comcast Agent" on Fuck You Comcast!
Go fuck yourself.

"I think its funny as shit, all of you stupid little tools, who STILL have Comcast, yet continue to bitch and complain about how much you hate your service. Yeah, Comcast blows balls, I work for them I know, but do you know the worst part about Comcast? The customers...you stupid lot. Calling in nonstop, bitching about your bills because you are too stupid to pay attention to the "TERMS AND CONDITIONS" part of your contracts. Jesus Christ you fuckers are what is left of the retarded Generation that has yet to understand the concept of cord cutting. I work for comcast and I cut my cords, INTERNET PEOPLE, that is ALL YOU NEED! Do the rest of the world a favor, slit your wrists right now, like right this fucking second, stop breeding too, we don't need anymore of your spawn making the same stupid mistakes you do. SMH"



Slit your wrists? We're stupid? Internet people? While it's possible to read your message, it's full of pathetic garbage unrivaled by even the pathetic service your company provides. Trust me, you syphilitic parasite, if I had an option to use *any* other service in my area and get 400 mbps down, I would do it without question. It has nothing to do with money. Given that you work for this company, I know for a fact you don't understand why your service is trash. Your infrastructure is absolutely horrendous and pathetic, your equipment is outdated or faulty, and your Customer Service Representatives are absolutely fucking pathetic garbage that do not understand the difference between "bit" and "byte", let alone actual problems that occur with your shit fucking service. "Packet loss??? What's that???" echoes around your brain anytime somebody who knows how internet connections work calls. When anybody has a question with an answer you don't have in your little CSR notebook, all you can do is say "I'm actually physically unable to google this right now, because my disgusting cheetoh-dust-covered-fingers can't move my MAGA hat out of the way to see my computer screen, and my neck fat prevents me from leaning my head in any direction as it acts like a travel pillow! Your generation is pathetic!" I hope you lose your job, honestly I do. I hope you lose your job, which leads you down a road of depression and alcoholism, then I hope you eat a bullet.

by Guy whinworks for comcast that posted on Fuck You Comcast!
Tool

Man you suck.

by I hate comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast sucks!

This is insane how awful Comcast is, my internet and tv are never working, and some genius replaced my cable box with a WiFi box, so now when my internet goes out, and it is always out! My cable doesn’t work either, smart Comcast! I mean how is this still a company? Really? Why do I pay $200 a month for something that makes me want to punch my cat, and I love my cat. It is either them or dish network, and I know that if I sneeze to hard dish won’t work either, so it’s a bad deal all around. AaHHHHHH, I am writing this review on my LTE because my internet is down right now. So this website is a good idea, fuck you comcast for taking my money, for no reason at all, and for telling me someone will be here at 10am and if they’re late I get a $20 credit, well, you haven’t been on time once and I have yet to see that also, 👏🏼 amazing this company hasn’t gone under, PS my cat hates you now also.

by ga on Fuck You Comcast!
fuck comcast

theyre asscheeks.



fucking slow as shit for an overpriced internet

by Fuck you on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you

Lets set a date to storm there office..4/12/19

by Demitri on Fuck You Comcast!
Love this website !!!!

Comcast charged me a re connection fee, when my cable was never shut off, among the many many issues I have with it. They keep throttling down to 25mbs

when I am supposed to be getting 200 mbs. Then I call them an magically it goes back up.

by Comcast Billing Agent on Fuck You Comcast!
Why do you all STILL have cable?

Hi, my name is, let's say "Dave". I work in the billing department for the North Eastern Division for Comcast Xfinity. I am an independent contractor that works from my bedroom, (in my underwear most of the time). So yeah, you are NOT talking to somebody in an "office" when you are calling the billing department @ Comcast, just FYI...and yes....we have access to your address, billing info, card info....all of it.... stick that in your pipe and smoke it. So remember, when you decide to go off on a Comcast billing agent, (just because you are pissed at your bill or what COMCAST is doing, ((NOT THE AGENT)), keep in mind...we can reap some terrible, terrible revenge. So behave and be nice. Now, lets talk about your cable. Cable is an outdated form of entertainment, Comcast knows this. They also know that the majority of their Cable Customers are either the old or ignorant. The old will die but the ignorant, (whom are usually poor), are no longer able to afford the constant increases in broadcasting, thus, streaming will dominate the market. And if you are not streaming by now, you're stupid. Since Comcast knows this, they are trying to "milk" everything they can before the inevitable, which will be very soon. Comcast has to keep their investors nice and fat. Long story short, if you have a bill that is over $200.00 a month, you are fucking stupid and deserve to be overcharged. The ONLY thing you should be using from Comcast is their internet, unless of course you have a nice cable-internet provider that is competing with Comcast...but do NOT use satellite-based internet, via Dish Network or Direct TV...that internet is very unstable jumps up and down all day long...you will have a tech support agent at your home every other month...I promise you...don't do it. Anyway, I just wanted to throw out some wisdom for you folks. Behave, Be Nice and Beware the Consequences if you decide to take your frustrations out on the innocent agent who is just relaying information and following the corrupt policies and procedures of Comcast Xfinity. Consequences can include but are not limited to; Complete Hard Disconnect of ALL of your services which can take days or weeks to have restored, Random phone calls @ 2:00am from Gay Malaysian Men, (personally, one of my favorite pranks), Solicitation of your personal information, (this does happen)...and the list goes on. Bottom line, don't fuck with us and we won't fuck with you. If you are pissed @ Comcast, write a fucking letter and drop their services, otherwise, eat the gawd damn food pellets that Comcast is feeding you, like the fat stupid hamsters you are... Have a nice day 😀

by comcast can lick my balls on Fuck You Comcast!
arrivederci el comcasto .... vaffanculo

Cut the Comcast cord this week ... after delegating the prep for the operation to my 21 year old son (realize it is not THAT hard ... but been working 60 to 80 hour weeks since September) ...



As I took my equipment with me in the AM with plans to return it to a SHIT-cast service center after work, I realized that it was one of the happiest days I've had in a while ... Felt great to be voting with my feet and separating myself from the kleptocracy!!!



Two days later ... still smilling!!!!



FUCK COMCAST!!!

by Cole Overland on Fuck You Comcast!
Bottlenecking Lying Sack of Money Grabbing Fucktards. Ill kill you while you walk to your corporate car.

Just switched from CenturyLink to Comcast because their service was so bad that we couldn't get more than 10gps with the best plan. First few months of Comcast paying for 60mps connection and getting only around 30mps at times which is ok with me since I don't have problems. Now for the last two months I haven't been able to get more than 10mps. Everytime I decide to do a speed test the speed will jump right after, but slow down when I'm not testing it. When I live alone I'll never pay for your garbage. I hope your buildings get bombed by ISIS or your system gets hacked by Anonymous. Go fuck yourselves.

by Corporate Shill on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is great

I love Comcast. They do this amazing thing with their tongue that just blows my mind.

by Josh on Fuck You Comcast!
Do you want shitty, slow internet?

If you want terribly slow and unresponsive internet. Then xfinity/Comcast is just for you! You can have terrible speeds at premium prices! Who doesn’t love waiting for your porn to stop buffering? Or completely unable to upload pictures of you and grandma to the cloud? Sign up today for the whole Comcast experience.

by Fuckthisshit on Fuck You Comcast!
Garbage

Holy fuck this shit is so slow and the company is so unprofessional. I could get better service off my cereal box. We pay to get internet only for these cuntwads to take our money and try and merge our bills with a family member who used to live here. We payed for a service and got scammed honestly the fact that this company even exists is in itself fucking toxic

by sj on Fuck You Comcast!
ITS THE ONLY OPTION

TO THE RETARD THAT WROTE THIS REVIEW:



I think its funny as shit, all of you stupid little tools, who STILL have Comcast, yet continue to bitch and complain about how much you hate your service. Yeah, Comcast blows balls, I work for them I know, but do you know the worst part about Comcast? The customers...you stupid lot. Calling in nonstop, bitching about your bills because you are too stupid to pay attention to the "TERMS AND CONDITIONS" part of your contracts. Jesus Christ you fuckers are what is left of the retarded Generation that has yet to understand the concept of cord cutting. I work for comcast and I cut my cords, INTERNET PEOPLE, that is ALL YOU NEED! Do the rest of the world a favor, slit your wrists right now, like right this fucking second, stop breeding too, we don't need anymore of your spawn making the same stupid mistakes you do. SMH



Most of us have comcast because its the only option we have. The building I live in & the building I work in are BOTH only wired for Comcast.



Its the worst.



The internet connection is in and out.



Their techs are completely unprofessional. Some of the act like they just got out of jail.



Their customer service reps basically tell you to unplug and replug the equipment as if we didnt do that ourselves.



How is this company still in business.



Comon Google/Apple! Time to start providing us with internet!

by Comcast Business Customer on Fuck You Comcast!
Wow that Comcast Agent below is an Asshole!

A news article on cnet.com titled - "Comcast says it isn't throttling heavy internet users anymore" - but they still do! Right, where is the FCC? Google this folks - "Comcast sucks balls"!

by fuck you comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
fuck you comcast

fuck you comcast

by Dave on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is the worst monopoly

Their data cap is perfectly placed to fuck you. They are garbage profit mongers. Now you have to pay 50 extra bucks for the same service. If they werent a monopoly i woukd use something else.

by Meh on Fuck You Comcast!
Meh

Two choices in the area, and cable is better. Comcast has the fat pipes compared to AT&T's pissy little DSL, and the cost is about the same.



Reliability fucking sucked for years; I finally went out to the hookup and removed a shitty coax connector that didn't plug into anything. Everything's stable now, and two technicians missed it.



Comcast, I don't want my ass kissed. Don't waste my time on the phone.

by COMCASTAWAY on Fuck You Comcast!
XSHITERY

As soon as verizon fios comes out xshitery is gone,gone,gone..

by Robbed in plain sight on Fuck You Comcast!
Bait and Switch

Stopped at local store for 4k DVR swap, and an additional set-top box. I was told I could get those items, plus free Netflix, faster internet, and more channels for $3 more per month per a new plan. I asked what other channels would be in the lineup, the only one the rep could remember was Investigation Discovery, there was never mention of losing anything. Once I got home at realized the switch took away four channels, and HBO which we all watch. I called to inquire and express my discontent and was told the new plan is what it is, they are sorry, and if I want what I had previously it would cost even more. Sorry to say it, but it is fucking theft. Promise me more, increase my bill, and then not deliver and take channels away, no other way to say it, fucking theft. After tlaking to two reps by phone I am told I can't to anyone higher on the food chain and that I should talk to the store supervisor. Why the hell waste over an hour on the phone if within the last five minutes you tell me my best avenue would be to visit the store. Comcast really has a terrible business model, make mistakes and make the customer pay for them month after month. They explained that they don't set pricing on channels but they do own and manage the network side. I asked for some extra internet throughput but was told nope, can't do that. It proved my point that they really don't care to help and were politely saying fuck off.

by Amandio on Fuck You Comcast!
Sousa

Comcast is a goddam monopoly in my city and squeeze everyone. They suck at everything, lineup, service, packages and worst of all prices. $185 for basic cable and internet. It is a matter of time before i cut them completely out of my life.

by miserable on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is a succubus

Where does Comcast find all these retarded robots who answer their billing calls, they don't empathize, they don't care if you're unable to pay your bill, they don't care that the prices increase without meaning - they're just the little tentacles in the entire succubus that is Comcast

by Dominic go Friskem on Fuck You Comcast!
Where's the FCC?

With a mobile 2-way radio in my Vehicle for technical reasons the signal leakage from Commie Casts Cable system out on the roads in towns for their distribution to homes is unreal. The leakage is so bad the interference from Comcast's Cable System should be reported to the FCC, yeah right, like the FCC is going to do anything about this. It is so bad in areas that my Two way radio

licensed under the FCC can not communicate with other stations due to the interference until I drive away from the area. No wonder, the cable system is over 50 years old.....wind, rain, loose cable connectors shielded cable connections corroded... I want fiber to the house, yeah right Cost too much $$ for Verizon to make fiber distribution to every home... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Xfinity Hater on Fuck You Comcast!
Corporate contacs

have fun: Vanessa M. Fisher

Executive Customer Relations

Comcast | Greater Boston Region

Office: 978-848-5399 | Fax: 603-628-3303

Office Hours: M – F 8:00 a.m. – 4:30 p.m.

executives:

brian_roberts@comcast.com, darcy_rudnay@comcast.com, jared_schultheis@cable.comcast.com, charlie_herrin@comcast.com, steve_burke@comcast.com,

by Comcast Agent on Fuck You Comcast!
If you still have Comcast, why are you here?

I think its funny as shit, all of you stupid little tools, who STILL have Comcast, yet continue to bitch and complain about how much you hate your service. Yeah, Comcast blows balls, I work for them I know, but do you know the worst part about Comcast? The customers...you stupid lot. Calling in nonstop, bitching about your bills because you are too stupid to pay attention to the "TERMS AND CONDITIONS" part of your contracts. Jesus Christ you fuckers are what is left of the retarded Generation that has yet to understand the concept of cord cutting. I work for comcast and I cut my cords, INTERNET PEOPLE, that is ALL YOU NEED! Do the rest of the world a favor, slit your wrists right now, like right this fucking second, stop breeding too, we don't need anymore of your spawn making the same stupid mistakes you do. SMH

by Comcast hates children and puppies on Fuck You Comcast!
They stole my money

Fraudulent sales practices encouraged by management at their branch level.

by Go Fuck Yourself Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Go Fuck Yourself Comcast

Go Fuck Yourself Comcast

by Comcast Sucks Moose on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Sucks Moose

This company sucks. The only reason they exist is because of government stupidity and corruption. Every single month they bill goes up and I get fewer channels. Channels that were free for the past 25 years, I now need to pay extra for. All I am left with for $184/month are news channels with endless political BS, Live PD, Sanford & Son and 600 channels in Spanish including South American "Futbol" just in case I want to watch Paraguay versus Bolivia in the exciting Semi Finals of the 1989 Arriba Arriba Cup.

by GoAtt on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you Comcast

Shit service. Random disconnect. Slow as heck speeds all day long.



Try to call customer service and it's just a fucking machine reading shitty prompt back to you. Screw you Comcast assholes.

by Mono Poly on Fuck You Comcast!
All the big telecoms ons

They all suck rotting maggot & puss filled eggs: AT&T, Comcast, TimeWarner/Spectrum, etc. No competition = you can't escape their tele-jail.

by Thom Brown on Fuck You Comcast!
Customer Service Zero !

Ugh....COMCAST ! So your equipment breaks and they charge you $70+ to come swap out THEIR broken equipment. And sadly the representative doesn't understand why this is ridiculous ....

by Coluis on Fuck You Comcast!
Pinche Comcast: SCUM HERPES

On the phone, Comcast agreed to a deal for 59.99 with free installation with an appointment set up. The next day a rep called us to tell us the deal was not available for our apartment, and that we needed to upgrade to a different plan that was more expensive. They also told us no competitors in the area could match their service. When we refuted their claims and offer, they hung up on us.



TRUTH BE TOLD: Pinche Comcast: Scum Herpes



We found a competitor with same day i stall with 5x the download speed, 1gig vs 250mb down, for the same price. And to boot, it's a month to month contract.



FUCK YOU COMCAST. SCUM HERPES OF THE EARTH.

by Pissed Off on Fuck You Comcast!
The fuck is their website

What the fuck! My family wants to upgrade to fucking X1 because it’s supposed to be cheaper. Paying 250 dollars for SD TV is fucking bullshit, so we wanted to upgrade. Their website however is a fucking circlejerk of bullshit. Why can’t you just input your address and be told prices. No, you have to fucking go through five pages of shot, only to get told, “we can’t proccess your order, please call us at 1-800-WeFuckinfSuck.” What fucking order!?

by Donald Belland on Fuck You Comcast!
Shitty

Comcast fuking sucks. I pay my bill on time every month, there service sucks dick. I had issues, of course you can’t understand the dumb cunt from wherever, now they heave to send a tech out to fix a problem that they fucking created. If I had a choice, Spectrum all the way. I wish I could wipe my ass with Comcast because I would....

by Nick Zuklic on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast

We have had 2 years of tv hell from Comcast. For 3 years the picture freezes 2 to 4 times a day, and then you have to unplug and wait. 2 fucking years!!!! Ive had enough. Getting a firestick, and dump Comcast. Stupid idiots. They should pay me to watch.

by shadowelva on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Comcast

They stole a couple of times from me by 1. Charge fee hidden under service 2. Shipping two tv boxes and charge $20 shipping fees (I told them I dont watch tv so they don’t have to send the box so that I can save the shipping cost, but they promised to send the first one free and charge shipping cost by sending a second one. WTF!3. Charge transfer and installment fees multiple times when swapping account or moving. Be careful.

by fed up customer on Fuck You Comcast!

This company has many class action lawsuits for hidden fees. The company just raised rates even for customers in a contract. If you have a contract and fees increased join the pending class action suit or file a complaint with public utility of your state

by Brad on Fuck You Comcast!
competition

It is unacceptable and frankly un-American that there is no real competition for this pathetic excuse for a company.

by Pissed off customer on Fuck You Comcast!

I had Verizon Fios for many years. I made a mistake and switched to Comcast. With Verizon my price never changed during the terms of contract; however, with Comcast- even though I had price guaranty for two years- my price went up. I called customer service and spent over an hour and could not explain nor fix issue. I called Comcast Corporate office and again they told me you have to pay the higher price in violation of contract terms. If you have issues with them file a complaint with your states public utility commission. This is a company with poor service and if you have other options avoid them.

by Kathy on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is hacking competators

Comcast is using Xfinity access points in their customer homes to perpetrate man-in-the-middle attacks against neighbors that aren't Comcast customers to throttle their wifi bandwidth down to almost nothing so that they can sell that wifi bandwidth to their own customers and to get those they attack to switch to Xfinity. Beware.

by Carneire on Fuck You Comcast!
Review of Comcast

Marketing team at Comcast: quit now, you work for ‘managers’ that are exploting you in order to line their own pockets. This is one of the worst anti-American markets in history, be ashamed to call yourself a telecom employee. Get out, givw your life meaning, don’t work for a company that will go down in history as one of the dark ages of the Internet.

by Benjamin moore on Fuck You Comcast!
Suck my ass

Comcast can suck my ass they suck dick

by Rubicundus on Fuck You Comcast!
Mazuelas

I call on all mentally healthy humans to dump Comcast. This carrier hiresv stupid people. The CEO must be a low class garbage bag. The service is atrocious, the field reps have to bevcrooks in order to be hired. They block channels they don't like with no respect for the consumer. Run away from comcast

by Shit Internet on Fuck You Comcast!
Sabotage

Literally a signal boost or whatever the fuck they sent to our slower than what we're paying for modem knocked out our internet. We're no using a weak signal that crashes every other minute until they come to fix it TOMORROW. I REITERATE. COMCAST, IN ESSENCE, CRASHED OUR SHITTY WIFI BECAUSE THEY'RE INCOMPETENT MORONS! Oh, and I should also bring up AGAIN that we're SUPPOSED to be getting 200+ download speed. What do we normally average? 60, if we're lucky. Fuck you Comcast, you false advertising, internet sabotaging, money grubbing, hate filled mongoloid fuck-heads!

by Rot.n.he11_Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Is The Worst Co. EVER

Why isn't zero stars an option? That is what Comcast deserves. No, actually, it deserves negative "xfinity" stars...horrible service (if you can call it that) and jacking up their prices for NO REASON except that they can. Hitler would have loved Comcast, because it is an evil, fascist company.

by Scumbag Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!

Name one person that likes Xfinity or Comcast the saem retarded overpriced garbage so many repeat programs does anybody remember when Ma Bell was broken up into smaller companies more competition Comcast should be flushed and a handle should be jiggled I mean it is such a rip off internet is a joke my friend and getting charged for trash channels you should see what they're charging use for sports channels I'll make you sick yet we get a surcharge for sports channels and Sport sport I can give a damn about so 1 more kid to go out of the house F Comcast and every last a****** to works there I'm going to cut the cord and set the s*** on fire

by Art Vandelay on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is a rapist

I wish Comcast would at least buy me dinner before they fuck me in the ass. Do you feel raped by Comcast? #metoo

by z on Fuck You Comcast!
plastic boxes of toruture

I'm cancelling my tv service because it seems they cannot figure out how to send a signal to a simple plastic box. You can only troubleshoot a set top box in so many ways. Do they not think I have plugged it in? Why does it take 38 minutes of customer torture service to send a signal. It should take seconds.

If I could take a hammer to my tiny set top box it would bring great joy. I would even create stores that reside next to comcast store so people could take their revenge on their products to relieve the stress that they cause... There is no reason for them to be so weak. They make hundreds every month from million of people. There is no reason for this garbage service.

by Eh on Fuck You Comcast!
Time for an assassination

Anyone have a good long range rifle and know where the cuntbag who owns xfinity, or atleast thats commanding the use of such shit internet lives? Its about time someone puts the bastard down like a sick dog.

by Hate Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
They suck

Poor, sorry ass service

by EataDic on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast can EataDic

Bait and switch... Name of the game. Can somebody please put a class action lawsuit together? I hate... And I really mean that, hate Comcast! And Xfinity...

whoever you are, Fuck you too!

by unhappy Comcast customer on Fuck You Comcast!
Hatred

Comcast is trying to revamp their image by calling themselves Xfinity. They want to believe that they're making changes to their Customer service, however, they still have Fucking RETARDED ROBOTS from fucking Philippines and Mexico who barely speak English and become offended if you ask them to repeat. If Comcast or fucking Xfinity wanted to truly improve their customer service they would hire within the country they're getting their money from, give Americans jobs. Don't take OUR money and give it to fucking retarded robots then expect us to be happy when we call in for SO CALLED customer service and get some stupid freak that sounds like she swallowed a duck and can't explain anything within reason. FUCK YOU COMCAST

by Miss Vee on Fuck You Comcast!
Men who beat women installing ladies' cable

I have two issues with Comcast. Number one is that within the first year or so of my now-ex-husband being hired by them he was arrested for the third time for beating the shit out of me...they had no problem with it. Since he was a comcast employee once he got out of jail he made sure all of our t.v., internet, and phone services were shut off (Comcast emp!oyees get them free) ...we had two small children. We hadn't lived here long ( Washington state, I' m from San Diego,he's from this tiny town called Bowie, Texas, where appearently, it's not a big deal to beat your wife until she has to be hospitalized) so I had no friends or family within a thousand miles to help me once I got out of the E.R. He had run away after he found out that a neighbor had called 911. My children and I got out of the emergency room about 9 the next morning. I didn' t have any money on me so my babies and I, after being up all night, had to walk the three miles home. Much later that day, I drove to the local Comcast headquarters and told his supervisor what had happened. She looked at my battered, black and blue face and said " I don't know what you expect me to do about it". I begged her to restore our phone services so I could at least call my parents... she refused. Said it's not her problem. Completely ignored the crying 5 and 2 year olds next to me. Fast forward two years ahead... he' s in jail again for beating the hell out of his new girlfriend. Comcast knows about it.. but guess what ladies? This extremely violent man just may be the guy installing your cable.

by Samuel on Fuck You Comcast!
Tough to get a straight answer

Talk, talk and round and round talk - can't get a straight answer as to why my bill seems to increase every other month. Check out the song The Fine Print by the band Freeze Time - and note the comments on the chorus about Comcast!

by T. Pee on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you comcast

Just wanted to reiterate" Fuck you comcast. Fuck you and your fucking piece of shit customer service. Fuck you for our citywide outage, and your inability to confirm it. Fuck you that I had to go to 2 libraries to find that their wifi too was out (of course they use comcast). Fuck your executives who take no responsibility. When you cunts come to my hospital, we'll let you burn.

by Comcast stole 60.00 on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast stole 60.00$

I paid 60.00 for install. I did install myself. Comcast won't give me my money back. I don't want a credit. They will take the 60.00 at end of my 12 mo. contract by raising rate on 13 th mo. I only hope I catch it on 12 th mo. and cancle. Meanwhile they have my money. BTW I am dieing of cancer. Hope I live to stick it to em!

by Freddie O'Speech on Fuck You Comcast!
Spying on us

Hey Commiecast lacky. Yes, you there. Monitoring my internet activity. Fuck you. Fuck everything you represent. Shove it all up your shitchute, regurgitate it, and repeat. You have just made a better use of your time than anything you have ever done or will ever do again. Enjoy.

by Thomas Miller on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast courp backs up man who thretend to kill me and my dog if i don't pay

By the way this one is a counterpart executive form comcast form the high ups and she is defending this guy who came on my property and blaming me because i had their service and they are aloud to do any thing they want



here is a video i put it up on facebook due to youtube would take it down because Comcast has a strong arm on youtube https://www.facebook.com/hicklemr/videos/2547260451956865/



comcast is at it again they rely don't care. This lady was defending this man who came to my house and threaten me and my dog and distorted my front deck. this lady blew me off and did nothing and lie to the FCC this is something that needs to be addrest i am not going away

by Michael E. on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is messing with non-customers WiFi

I have been having a huge issue with hackers in my neighborhood for 11 months now. Jamming my WiFi, my cellular phone and data service, and television (over-the-air) reception. I am not a Comcast customer.

I have now recently discovered the culprits behind the hacking. It's Comcast.

I am using 40 mhz of bandwidth on 5 ghz WiFi ... and it has made Comcast angry because they can't sell that bandwidth to a neighboring business behind my home.

I am retired and hang around home most of the time, except a few months in the summer when vacationing. When at home, I stream lot of bluray quality movies to my TV and tablet .. and my tablet is WiFi. I RTP or RTSP steam these movies to my tablet, they consume around 6-9 MB of bandwidth per second. I'm on an open 40 mhz wide channel on 5 ghz. But now they're is a business behind my home that Comcast wants to sell service to, and they want that 40 mhz of bandwidth from me to sell. And I'm not giving it up.

So Comcast started hacking into my wifi and got into my network using man-in-the-middle attacks. They corrupt things and jam everything and have watched me on my own security cameras. And they've been at it for 11 months so far, making my life a living hell. They turn off/on my wifi controlled lights, open my garage door at 3 am, EM pulse my refrigerator causing it to turn off, EM pulse my thermostat causing the furnace to shut off, EM pulse the house causing data errors on my Cat 6 cables requiring me to replace with double shielded Cat 7 cables, and LOT more. They hacked my new Samsung Tab S4 recently too.

I'm going to the FBI with my evidence. I'm going to get Comcast busted for illegal business practices. I'm going to sue them. I'm not the only victim. They have messed with others in my neighborhood too and they don't even know it .. yet. And they are probably messing with you too.

Watch for their rouge access points. Comcast routers/access points will fuck with neighboring wifi access points that are not Comcast devices or customers. Watch for the Comcast hackers!

by vanessa on Fuck You Comcast!
srsly?

srsly.

by Peter on Fuck You Comcast!
The Magical Growing Bill

I love how my bill increases every month while you invest nothing in infrastructure!

Oh don't forget, I can't pay for internet service, I have to buy 100 channels of shit I don't want, and rent the tv box that has literally never been plugged in.

You fucking sacks of shit are protected only by monopoly purchased with bribes.

FUCK COMCAST.

by Dianne on Fuck You Comcast!
POS

Ever since they jacked the cost of my service up by $30, (now up to $171 a month) my internet won't stay connected. Called them and got some German dude that said he would be right back as he needed to check something - dropped me. Called back madder than hell and got some other dude that seemed to be okay in the beginning but when he told me I would have to have a service call I went off. He said it seemed to be a recurring problem and he couldn't fix it from there. He said he would be right back - he needed to talk to dispatch and find an appointment time - I waited 5 minutes and hung up. I shut down my computer - disconnected the power to the router, changed my IP address to some random numbers and changed it back again and my internet now stays connected. Go figure - didn't need Comcast to get my blood pressure up in the first place - after I finish my rotator cuff surgery, this shit is getting unplugged.

by Bay area xfinity update on Fuck You Comcast!
Shit download speeds

I shit you not. 1.22 KB/second download speed. It hasn’t gone higher than 140Kb/Sec. Oh and guess what I pay for the highest tear of 400MBPS connection.

by sonjia carter on Fuck You Comcast!
worst customer service

From day 1 I have had nothing but BAD service with these people. After being installed I had to call the very next day for repairs. Someone failed to do it right. I spent 6 months on the phone trying to get what I paid for every month. At the end of the 6 months comcast tells me "On demand " is not a Paid service it's a free service , so no refunds when it does not come in" are you serious ? I pay a price every month for a certain package and "ON DEMAND" is in that package and you tell me I'm not paying for it ? then who the HELL IS ? cause your taking the money out of MY ACCOUNT !!! So when your ON DEMAND does not work there is NO refund for the days it is out of order... I learned the only way to get anything done with comcast is to complain to the FCC . It won't be everything you want but they will make them comply . COMCAST really does suck and they should not be allowed to even be in business taking money for anyone for a service which is as PISS poor as the CPO .... Oh and good luck getting an ENGLISH talking HUMAN on the phone... They don't understand what that means . I SAID ENGLISH YOU FOOLS !!!!!!!!!!!!

by Crab on Fuck You Comcast!
OntheHook

I waited a year to get the new great xfi internet box hoping they had worked out the keep. Followed instructions to a T, I am pretty tech savvy..., and of course box did not work. Had to call them, stay on line to get it going, and 45 minutes later they finally got it working. I remember why I cut the cable with them ( except internet ). Can't wait to cut that too when the time comes for 5G. They still suck and if I owned a co., I'd never hire one of their condescending service reps, field techs that lie ( multiple times on that one ), and IT folks at their data centers because obviously they have no idea or care to field test things before they are sent out. I thought the ad was too good to be true, and sure enough, nothing has changed since my last interaction with them a year or so ago. There could not be a worse company in the world. Even BP oil spill was bad but the result of a few dumbasses and corporate greed - but Comcast - has forever been sucky with everything they do. Crazy. Short this stock for sure....

by Jeff Bezos on Fuck You Comcast!
Eat My Ass

Apparently now I need to connect to my in home wifi to watch a service I fucking pay for. Go fuck yourselves you stupid assholes. I hope you all die of typhoid fever.

by jojo on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is a communist company

Comcast is a communist company and owns the communist fake news channel msnbc:

https://www.conservapedia.com/MSNBC

by Joanne on Fuck You Comcast!
Communist Comcast

On January 28, 2011 Comcast, America's largest cable operator, purchased NBC Universal, which includes MSNBC, from former parent company General Electric.[7][8][9] Comcast acquired a 51-percent stake in NBC Universal, creating a $30-billion business that would include broadcast, cable networks, movie studios and theme parks.[10] Some liberals fear that Comcast might turn into a more conservative outlet.[11][12] Some critics and supporters of Keith Olbermann blame Comcast for his firing from MSNBC. In addition, on July 2012, Microsoft also dropped MSNBC from its ownership, although it was still allowed to retain the name.[13]



MSNBC is blatantly Communist. One of their anchors, Melissa Harris-Perry, was featured in an MSNBC promotional video explaining that children "belong to whole communities" instead of their parents.[14] The promo is part of the Marxist "Forward" (MSNBC refers to it as "Lean Forward") campaign that has been going on since the late 19th century.[15]



MSNBC adopted the slogan "lean forward" which appears onscreen, which proves that the network decided to stop hiding their blatant liberal and communist bias from viewers.

by Joanne on Fuck You Comcast!
me

they are communists and have complete control over you. That's why President Trump wants to take them down to help the US citizens.

by Schmuck on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you comcast

I'm sick of these lowlife scumbag maggots and their cut offs, less channels every fucking week and shitty service. The only thing they know how to do is raise the fucking bill. Hence my fucking screen name.

by Dom on Fuck You Comcast!
FUCK YOU COMCAST

They just suck.... no ands ifs or buts....

by Jack on Fuck You Comcast!
Worthless

It’s too fucking bad I can’t rate zero stars because this is the worst excuse of a internet provider I’ve ever experienced. HOLY FUCKING SHIT you worthless fucks should be utterly ashamed that you take everyone’s money in return for this infuriating joke of a service. Get your fucking shit together or fucking close shop!!

by moffetcat on Fuck You Comcast!
No connectivity

Comcast is a monopoly in my MA town. We have had barely any connectivity since Wed. Nov. 21. Internet goes up and down by the second, DVR restarts intermittently, and the phone cuts out. Tech came to my place today, farted around and said everything is fine. I pay almost $300 a month and work from home. I'm completely screwed. Is anybody out there? Comcast, are you listening?

by Mr on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Sucks

They took money from my account without authorization and I’m not an account holder with them. And they are giving me lie after lie about getting it refunded. Comcast Sucks

by Kent on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast hater

I haven't been able to watch a Flyers game all season no matter what channel it's on. It is always blacked out even when it's on NBC Sports channel nationwide????? what the f***

by Barney's pop on Fuck You Comcast!
Yes comcast sucks.

We take care of some disabled people and for years had 6 comcast accounts . On the phone every month with comcast fixing something. Now im down to one comcast account. .. i recently contracted with comcast to repair dome electrical that comcast damageed while doing their work on a commercial building.. met the comcast rep, agreed on a price, 300 bucks, i did about 5 hrs on the repairs. he said he would have a check that day and deliver that day. Next day he said he said he had check in hand and would deliver.. next day he said the check went in the mail.. a week later he said it had to go through corporate.... 6 weeks later still no check... so not only does comcast suck but they also don't pay their bills as agreed or maybe at all. I wish i could find a comcast sucks bumper sticker.

by Brie on Fuck You Comcast!
why is this not a monopoly issue

In Denver it's comcast or nothing. (Well, dish doesn't count) They've bought out every potential competitor that has come in for decades. No wifi, no cable at least 2-3 times a month. Feds block mergers on companies that DO have competition but let these assholes completely run this town. How they have been able to get away with this for so long completely eludes me. Good luck everybody, no competition, no resolution. Fuck you, from Comcast

by Bruce Johnson on Fuck You Comcast!
Downloads

They just can’t roll out anything that isn’t half assed. You know who gets networking? Netflix and Amazon. You’ll be able to get streaming and downloading from them through a straw. Xfinity? Be prepared to try three times, play half of your program, and then have it be unplayable.

by Z on Fuck You Comcast!
They reset my router NIGHTLY.

Why do they need to cut my connection literally every night? They take forever to reestablish a connection with, upwards of 15 minutes!!

by Pissed Off on Fuck You Comcast!
I’m about to get fired

I work remotely and my non existent service is about to get me fired. I hate these thieving assholes 🖕🏻

by Jeff on Fuck You Comcast!
E Mail issues

I received a message when logging on e mail. That I was required to chat or call Comcast for a password reset. After being hung on once. I called back only to be taken through a very confusing conversation of first finding the e mail account then prolonged verification. After one hour I had to be switched to another department and I've been on hold for 2.5 hours. I have no choice if I want my e mail back that I've had for 20 years. Over the years I have not had one easy conversation to solve a problem. In fact Comcast continues to be the worst service ever. I will never never never be a Customer. They have never improved service. Run as fast as you can from Comcast. You will waste hours of your precious time dealing with their mistakes.

by Robert on Fuck You Comcast!
Outrages Galore

We get outtages multiple times a month. There isn’t a better alternative as my neighborhood, in fucking Silicon Valley of all places, is fairly new. AT&T offer a whopping 768kbps. Worse internet service provider! Multiple times I come home from work and can’t get online.

by Rahul on Fuck You Comcast!
fuck you

Fuck you Comcast, Eat a dick

by villa200303 on Fuck You Comcast!
horrible

Internet is slower than a snail, half the time it doesn’t even connect, and there are almost always outages.



Never again.

by Hero on Fuck You Comcast!
Upset!!!

Most of the time it is user error.

by Comcast Customer Massachusetts on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is full of assholes

Multiple missed appointments, no credit on my account. Nice concept but the Massachusetts assholes hide there failures and don't give the credits as promised. It's all bullshit. Still my problem isn't fixed, everytime I call I get someone that wants to know my account number, seriously? Last item is even though I made SURE to request ONLY my CELL PHONE be called, they continue to call my home number which isn't used for calls, leaving messages ... they are complete assholes. I hate them with a passion.

by Richard on Fuck You Comcast!
How slow can it get?

Tonight, after weeks of degraded service, my 100mbs service is down to 0.22Mbs per Speedtest.



That’s 1 500th of what I’m paying for. Is there another name for fraud? Yes it’s Xfinity/Comcast

by Martha Stewart on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Forcing Abortions

My wifi is so bad that it convinced my husband to make me get an abortion.



Thanks Comcast

by Kyle on Fuck You Comcast!

Worst network put on this damn earth.

by comcastblows on Fuck You Comcast!
I can't believe I'm paying for this shit

Roommates decided to go with comcast for the apartment without telling me. Their advertised speed for our plan is a gigabit. Bull fucking shit are we getting 1000 mbps! Comcast allows for speedtest websites to have unrestricted bandwidth, but any other site or download is 100 mbps at best. Not only are we contracted with these assholes for a full year, they're throttling the shit out of us. on top of that, the service has outages twice a damn week! You even need a fucking login to see the outage page! I don't have access to that login. Comcast fucking blows and I regret not taking the reigns on our ISP choice. It'll be the last time I let that happen.

by Mark on Fuck You Comcast!
Customer service sucks

Worst customer service! I get better service in a McDonald’s drive thru!

by Ed on Fuck You Comcast!
FUCK YOU COMCAST

The worst auto-pay set up EVER. FUCK YOU

by the twitch viewer on Fuck You Comcast!
fix

um Please fix i cannot watch twitch when the Twitch streamer cant stream because of concast

by Burned on Fuck You Comcast!
Return scam

If you ever make the foolish decision to return a cellphone to them within the 14 return window, even if that phone is still new in box... the WILL charge you $300+ bogus "C stock" fee in addition to a $35 restocking fee. They will not warn you either, they will just wait a month or more without mentioning anything and then pull $300+ out of your account and give you overdraft and bounced check fees; pray your rent already cleared the bank. Also they charge way to much for internet without improving infrastructure AND the fees keep going up. FUCK YOU CR@PC@$T

by whitney on Fuck You Comcast!
unreliable fucking trash service.

DONT FUCKING FALL INTO THE COMCAST/XFINITY TRAP. i cant get through a single WEEK without the wifi going out. streaming is a joke, even paying FOR the best streaming package. it's just stupid. i wish there were other services in my area. i'd switch in a heartbeat.

by comcastsucks on Fuck You Comcast!
Such scammers, how can you work for these people

Xfinity just scammed me into paying for a service I don't even want in order to get a charge off of my bill that was their fault in the first place. They wont let me remove the charge without the "free upgrade" they forced upon me that I dont even want. Then proceeded to charge me for it and now refrused to remove it from my account. So mad. (Thanks for letting me vent).

by Ben on Fuck You Comcast!
Worst 'Service' Ever

Can't get dl speeds greater than 500 kb/s, what utter garbage. Nevermind trying to play an online game. These bastards need to be destroyed by regulation

by Steven L. on Fuck You Comcast!
It’s not the money but lack of service

I pay 149 a month no one is forcing me I didn’t know that Verizon was available I have every right to cancel my 2 year contact.outages happen it is just the terrible of shire help desk at night in India at night and their poor 1800 number service center it takes 30 minutes of being in their menu system to maybe speak to someone. Comcast needs to study apple lol bean Lowe’s Home Depot. Companies with solid customer. Att is not at the top but I have no problem getting a person to help me with my mobile.

by Steven on Fuck You Comcast!
149.00 paid in time every month

Down 2x today 3x the last week. I was disconnected on the chat 2x rit takes at least 30 on their voice menu to talk to someone. They are just giving me a reason to beak our 2 year contract and go to verizon. I pay on time i expect 95 percent up time. Problems do iccur but comcast makes it so dam hard to obtain help. Thank you.

by Matt Perry on Fuck You Comcast!
one day internet, next day none

Last night I was actually able to use the 100mbps service that I paid for. Today I have the same signal strength from the window of my room as before but NO internet for hours on end. No f###ing explanation for it at all, router settings were optimal and there is no exterior interference to the connection. It's clearly being degraded by the ISP.

Xfinity is the devil of the hell that net neutrality went to when that shit stain ajit pai killed it. I refuse to pay for this worthless service ever again.

by Israel on Fuck You Comcast!
stupid fucking internet

internet blinks on and off doesn’t stop and wifi doesn’t work almost everyday

by aero80 on Fuck You Comcast!
fucking comcastmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It seems that almost EVERY YEAR Comcast's internet service has to break. I'M GETTING SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS. Comcast; GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. A "loyal" customer

by someone on Fuck You Comcast!
fucking shitty

my family pays 450 usd for internet and cable every fucking month. we have 8 ping and somehow 20 megabits when im lucky. about to just use ethernet and fucking hit the router with a bat. it goes out every hour for 20 fucking minutes.

by Tou on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck You Comcast

Playing a game and out of nowhere 999 ping. WTF, Can I at least play a game in peace, and yea i called them and you know what they said "Oh we're sorry but you now we have a better service and plan if you want better faster internet. Fuck You Comcast

by Brandon on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you Comcast

So my internet speed is decent at best which wouldn’t be a problem if it didn’t disconnect ever 15 minutes I can’t do anything I can’t do my fucking homework I can’t watcj tv or play games without getting kicked off constantly I try to call but they don’t do shit

by FK COMCAST on Fuck You Comcast!
FUCKING TRASH MONOPOLY

EVERY SINGLE TIME.

I HAVE TO FUCKING GET DISCONNECTED FROM MY GAME EVERY 5 FUCKING MINUTES. FUCK THIS STUPID PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT COMPANY I HOPE THEY GET BANKRUPT. SUCH A TRASH COMPANY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO NOT SCREW YOUR CUSTOMERS OVER.

by Jimmy on Fuck You Comcast!
C

I had to download a vpn just to make this review because comcast blocks this website

by rich on Fuck You Comcast!
comcast is working with Obama's Private CIA

Comcast us used by Obam's private CIA to hack everyone. Shame on you Comcast..best to come forward before I tell everyone!!!!

by Gayasscomcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Leave me alone

You guys are so critical! You try running a running a multilevel marketing company that is designed to help the fcc control the minds of the mass's with such limited bandwidth! Do you realiz3 how many back end deals we have to make just so fios doesnt completely steal all our customers! Everyone is being mean. Ihmsawtd

by Dai on Fuck You Comcast!
No ID CHANNEL WTF

0 stars! I hate this company...if I had any other option not to have this service I wouldn’t! You guys don’t have the ID CHANNEL AT ALL! You guys suck! Wish I could have fios back!

by Laura on Fuck You Comcast!
Nantz

Fuck all, fuck it, fuck you Comcast!

by I hate COmcast!!! on Fuck You Comcast!
Customer Service Lacking!!!

Every time I call Comcast customer service, it takes repeated attempts to find a human being. Good customer service CAN'T be resolved with computers. Every option you take leads to another LIST of choices that don't apply. So frustrated after many attempts, hang up in disgust! Probably just what Comcast ordered!!! We NEED choices so Comcast has to earn our money! FComcast!

by TiredofBS on Fuck You Comcast!
More ISP

I closed my account and paid it off. Then went back just for internet about 2 months ago. 2 weeks in I get the message that I have gone over my data usage. It's only myself and my spouse at home and we both work 40+ hours a week. They tried to say I owed them $190 then they credited it so I don't have to pay. I looked at my acct and it says I have 43 dollars credit So I called and they said I owe them $141 dollars and my account is not up to date. How in the hell!! They are changing prices monthly. This type of practice need to stop. Comcast is a piece of shit. They won't let any other ISP come in because everyone would leave including myself.

by Rafael Johnson on Fuck You Comcast!
poor internet excuse

so i had a service tech come out and the first thing he said out of his mouth was "you know this time of the day your service will be bad". how do you come out and already say it bad. so he came in did a speed test and was like it okay and blamed everything on Fortnite and the kids in the neighborhood. He even had the nerve to say that he boss live in the neighborhood and he tells them that it bad. what kind of shit is that!!! if you know that a neighborhood has poor bandwidth wouldn't you tell someone about it. too bad AT&T not dropping fiber until next year cause i would end my services now.

by Person Reviewingcomcast on Fuck You Comcast!
I CAN'T USE THEIR X1 APPS WHEN THAT WAS THE POINT OF GETTTING IT! AND WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT THEY WON'T LET ME USE ANY OF SAID APPS ON ANY OTHER DEVICE!

I've been trying to watch Netflix & YouTube on everything that I can and NOTHING! It was hard enough getting this site to even work! FUCK THIS BULLSHIT! FUCK X1! FUCK XFINITY! Still, their better than DISH Network, as we had it and there was a function that randomly flipped through channels, and we couldn't figure out how to turn it off, so we switched back to Xfinity. Overall I'd say they can be messy with the way their systems work, or they fuck with your shit to make you switch to the latest version of something that you're using even though it works just fine normally. I give Xfinity 4 stars, because it's not perfect, but at least it's decent. I would actually recommend it to whoever is reading this.

by Ronald on Fuck You Comcast!
“Scheduled” Maintance

Fuck Comcast and this goddamn service. Oh sorry you’re working on a paper due tomorrow, sorry we had an unannounced “scheduled” maintenance at one in the morning. Nobody could possibly be working on anything important right? Fuck you and your bullshit data caps and bullshit speeds. I hope each and everyone of you ends up held responsible for this monopolistic cuntery.

by Deb on Fuck You Comcast!
?

Absolutely terrible and unqualified. Please help Fios...no direct a couple of 2 year olds are more qualified. Rating really negative infinity as we all know...

by Rose on Fuck You Comcast!
COMCAST SCAMS!

Why should I have to PAY them to send someone to come fix my wifi? It's THEIR service and THEIR problem. I have to pay for that? smh. Don't waste your money with comcast.

by Violated on Fuck You Comcast!
Packed again by Comcast !

Lived in Ohio my entire life, been a Browns fan for just as long. Yeah I know its hard to imagine but I've hung in there . Every damn sunday we get the Stoolers rammed up our asses. Ive called to bitch about it, all they say is they have no control over it. Personally I think that is complete horseshit ! Must be a really bad cable provider if they can only give you one game on CBS . It's amazing what these fuckers charge for this shit. In my area theres really no other competition so they know they can keep putting it to us. Thanks Comcast !

by Comcast 3rd Party Agent on Fuck You Comcast!
Let me tell you the truth about Comcast, I hope this goes Viral.

So, I work for a platform known as Arise. Its a 3rd party (work from at home) independent contractor venue. Essentially, you register yourself as an independent contractor or you join an "IBO" or Independent Business Owner, (which in turn can take care of the fee's that you would need to be an independent contractor on your own terms via, paying the IBO fees. Well, long story short, Arise will use its platform and systems to employ these agents to "clients", these include Comcast, Ebay, Carnival, basically a whole bunch of Corporate companies who would rather hire these independent (work from at home) agents, who will take customer calls, you know, call center jobs. These can include billing, sales or just all around call routing. Well, back to Comcast. So this company uses Arise to employ these agents from home, to work for their billing departments. That's right, when you are dealing with the billing department, you are actually dealing with some dude or lady, probably in their sweat pants, with a headset and their laptop, taking down your personal information, your billing information, etc. Now in the SOW, which means "Statement of Work", this is basically a contract that the IBO has to sign, via terms and conditions of the work required, which will always say that the agent must work in a quiet environment and NEVER discuss the client they work for. Why you ask? Well that's because the client, in this case Comcast, does not want the public knowing that they are being cheap asses and hiring outside of their own corporation, paying chump change on the dollar for "virtual" call centers that they don't have to pay for, aka Mr. Billy Brown from Georgia, in the middle of nowhere, getting away with paying him less than minimum wage, compared the the state that the corporation itself would have to pay, not to mention the costs of owning/renting a call center with utilities costs, etc. Where am I getting with this? Simple, you, the Comcast customer, are giving away your own personal information, in someone else's home, rather than a secure corporate building, toward the possibility that you might have a disgruntled independent contractor who has a bit of nefarious intentions of stealing your identity, your contact information, your banking information, because I can tell you this, these agents, are treated like shit, they are treated less than human, their statement of work (SOW), is solely based on this cold calculation of metrics thus the agent is nothing more than a number, with that, they can be dropped at the blink of an eye and last but not least, its CHEAP labor, toward the fact that Comcast pays its agents that handle your billing, 11.00 an hour, no benefits, no social security, no responsibility on part of Comcast. Pretty sweet deal for Comcast right? They don't have to pay for anything, aside from 11.00 an hour, no office to maintain, no security to pay for, no parking, no taxes, its literally cake with all the icing for them. Why am I telling all of you this? Because Comcast does not want you to know. Again, I hope what I am saying goes viral. Share with your friends and family! Investigate it yourselves, because this type of labor, this disregard for the human factor, it needs to end before it becomes the future of employment for the rest of these conglomerate "Fortune 500" filthy corporations. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

by Random victim of this trash on Fuck You Comcast!
False advertising for high internet speeds

(Side note, it took 2 mins for this website to load and you will read why below....)

Purchased the 250 mbps internet connection from xfinity (the new name of comcast). The installer promised 150 mbps and that it would stabilize and reach 250 mbps in around 2 weeks. That "150 mbps" starting speed was a fucking lie, barely getting 2 mbps right now. This company is a fucking joke and I regret purchasing from them.

by Mark Brown on Fuck You Comcast!
Lying POS

They only got one star because I could not give them less. Every since moving to Denver two years ago I have had intermittent but nearly daily brief outages on the high speed internet I pay extra for. It goes out the comes back on after a few minutes without me doing anything. I called multiple times and they always blamed it on my modem. They were, of course, very willing to rent me a modem for $10/month. I finally bought a new modem and much to my shock and surprise the problem has continued. They are greedy, lying SOBs and should burn in capitalist hell.

by Jared on Fuck You Comcast!
Brown

Comcast is a flaming useless cunt. NEVER EVER have my internet go out before you school you sick mutherfucking dumb cunt

by Tracie on Fuck You Comcast!
contract lock bullshit

we have had problems with the comcast for a few months now, we have had all the wiring from the pole to the inside of the house replaced, we have a new dvr,a new router and everything just keeps getting worse, , wtf all you do is raise the price and depreciate the quality, I think I need a lawyer, this company is draining me of my standards i can't even go to another company cause you have me in a contract that doesn't work

by Michael on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck.

Pieces of actual shit. We pay for 150 MPS and I'm getting FUCKING 40. How is it not illegal to advertise like that? It's always, always been like this. Fuck you, Comcast.

by Mariya on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast sucks

I wouldn't even give them one star. Their customer service is the absolute worst

by Scott on Fuck You Comcast!
better than fios

1st of all, this site's name crosses the line. anyways...
i've had comcast for a total of 8 of the past 10 years. we got verizon fios once (2 year contract). it was ok... about the same as comcast WRT service, no better no worse.
we get the triple play with dvr and hd channels, no premium channels. we stream video to netflix etc. we got upgraded to 100mbps internet speed for free.
comcast is usually the cheapest option vs verizon fios.
comcast's x1 dvr equipment with remote that you can speak into (e.g. cbs or breaking bad) is by far the best around.
tech did a wonderful job of installing signal booster, running cables, etc.
i don't like their outsourcing of call-in centers to india but they do a decent job most of the time.
i just wish they offered the same deal to existing customers as they do new customers.

Hey Snowflake (sorry I mean Scott) sorry about hurting your moist squishy feelings. Fuck off.

by Angelo martinelli on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is a disaster

I ordered a UFC event and it’s telling me that I need to call them to verify or whatever.....I’ve been on hold for 30 minutes and counting. I’ve missed a good portion of the event and I’m really frustrated with this fucking garbage service. I have a quick question to xfinity....WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO CALL TO WATCH A PAPERVIEW EVENT! FUCK COMCAST FUCK YOU

by An angru gamer on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck you comcast

I was playing a air combat game, managed to hop on an enemy's tail and boom: 999 ping and 50% package loss. Plummets straight into the ground. Oh this happenes almost daily.

by Mason on Fuck You Comcast!
I didnt know this was the visual equivalent of gangrape

My connection cant handle jack fucking shit. Its honestly sad that they can't get their shit together so they delete anything bad about the connection on their forums. You can't fix your shit but you can prowl your forums waiting for that constructive criticism comment to spring up so that you can delete it. That's about as smart as Sloth from the fucking Goonies. I honest to god hope the person who started this xshitiny watches their partner die a slow painful death right in front of them.

by Natez on Fuck You Comcast!
xfinity (comcast) cheated me

I signed up for internet online and paid and it worked for a week, then they shut down my account without notice or warning, right after I broke my phone. Nobody at comcast could tell me why it was shut off or anything, and claimed to be unable to fix it, other people couldn't even find my account information, finally when I got a new phone I was able to restart it, but I was paying 20/month before, and now they were charging me 35.



The lying cheating incompetent cocksuckers need to be trust-busted, every one hates them, and they are behind this ending net neutrality bullshit that will make us all pay more money for less service.



Organize internet cooperatives and fuck comcast out of your local communities!

by Lynn on Fuck You Comcast!

Ordered NHL Center Ice. Yrying to wstch a hockey game, which I paid for. Cable has gone out approximately 20 times. Tried to call "customet service," first time, computer hung up on me; second time, computer hung up on me after being on hold for 7 minutes; was finally able to schedule a callback for tomorrow morning. Comcast, if I ran my business like yu,, I'd have been bankrupt years ago.

by Anastasia Tolstaia on Fuck You Comcast!
Contact the FCC

They ruined my property, they lied to me in order to sell me their crap phone service. Comcast’s customer service is nonexistent. Stop dealing with Comcast and contact the FCC. I finally filed a complaint today.

by Scott on Fuck You Comcast!
5 hours

I talked to 5 different people and not one could help. I am in graduate school so I dont have time to waste. They wasted my entire afternoon, after I had already paid account in full. Just couldnt log in for some reason. Seems easy to fix. I asked for promos, gift cards and was told they were not allowed. You wasted my one free afternoon then lied to me telling me youd call back. I want my money back. This is a joke.

by Unhappy on Fuck You Comcast!
Service

I decided to go back to cable and switched to xfinity. It has been nothing but a nightmare. After 2 1/2 weeks still having problems with wifi on all tvs. Never had this problem with wow. Think ill go back to wow for internet and roku for sling tv.

by fuckcomcast on Fuck You Comcast!
On Demand Sucks ASS

Hey Xfinity. Fuck right off.

How can I pay you $20 for a week of internet and literally have no connection for four days? Catch these hands next time I'm in Philly

by chump on Fuck You Comcast!
fuck comcast

fuck comcast. if i could, i would switch ISPs in an instant. this bullshit 1tb cap is holding my family and i every goddamn month. fuck them and their awful monopoly bullshit. i pay over $250 a month for internet phone and cable and thats absurd. as soon as another option becomes available, i sure as hell know where im not staying

by Tina stride on Fuck You Comcast!
You suck!

I’m tired of sitting here with no internet service time after time!

by Lee on Fuck You Comcast!
Worst

Instead of keeping customers . They increasing your bill. With no limit... shame on you ! We should all cancel one day all services and then this busterd guys will clean there ears and listen. Stupid . It happens because they know you still need internet? Yes we need but not this shit . I can live without you.

by Ruthanne on Fuck You Comcast!
Customer service sucks

Don’t believe the commercials. If I had any other choice for broadband, I would use it.

by Kelly on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Comcast

I've never wanted a company to burn to the ground so badly. I think they are evil. They literally said to me on the phone " Were a monopoly in your area so you might as well deal with it."

by Pat HATES COMCAST on Fuck You Comcast!
"Service"

Love paying for"150 mbps" service to only get less than 5. I guess 3000+ ping is acceptable to these fucks.

by Reid on Fuck You Comcast!
Monopoly who doesnt care about customers

Just learned after two months of paying for internet theres a tb limit no one ever said anything about. Fuck you xfinity/comcast. They squeeze every fucking dollar out of you they fucking can and cannot communicate whatsoever.

by Da Wa on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Sucks Ass Big Time

Comcast has been throttling my internet lately by a lot. THEY WILL NOT LET YOU RUN SPEED TEST or PING TEST WITHOUT USING "Their Version"!



These people are fucked- up.



So to sum it all up: Fuck You Comcast

by Babsar on Fuck You Comcast!
No more

Service is off again, as usual. So i called, but got home security? She claimed there is an outage due to tornado. No tornado here. Gives me technical who gives me 40 off my bill due to lying to me about outage. I just want no more of CONcast.

by PC on Fuck You Comcast!
COMCAST IS THE WORST

I give it a 1 star rating because at least it connects some times.



Constant 2 bar and 3 bar connections and dropping connections every 10 minutes. Try to call xfinity chat and they give me customer support number. Customer support is some fucking foreigner retard who speaks broken english and can't find my account for some mysterious reason. Refuses to give tech support for "security" reasons. What a fucking joke. Telling everyone not to buy this shit joke of a service anymore.

by Violent JC on Fuck You Comcast!
You are worthless

Why do you make me log in every time I click on something that would tell me what I need to know when I already logged in to your cock sucking piece of shit website? We’re you born a fat slimy scumbag puke piece of shit, or did you have to work at it?

by An Angry Customer who's been scammed too many times on Fuck You Comcast!
You guys are fucking retarded

Fuck you guys and your shit internet and cable services! I'm connected to my WiFi 30 seconds out of twenty-four fucking hours! We call to have it fixed and you guys make it worse?! Fuck you guys, and fuck your shit service, and I hope you guys go bankrupt because you honestly should for your scamming shit services. Have a terrible day.

by Chandra on Fuck You Comcast!
Midnight Scam

They choose midnight to conveniently drop out when I need a connection the most. What a fucking rip off. I hope they die.

by Charlie OBannon on Fuck You Comcast!
They suck

Cable, phone and internet go out 3 to 4 times a day.......And can never get help. Screw comcast.

by comcast still loves you on Fuck You Comcast!
comcast still loves you

comcast is the best company ever the techs they send out are amazing !!if you hate comcast they still love you!!

by INCOMPETENT MONOPOLY on Fuck You Comcast!
incompetent overgrown behemoth

That is negative stars.

I want to charge you for MY TIME. You've had my address wrong for more than ten years (I had to have a manager out to put in the line after 6 months and three lines to a neighbor's house). You ship something and it goes to them and technicians go to their house, so we miss them and spend hours trying to set up a new house call. And you want ME to go to stand in line at YOUR STORE AND PROVE MY RESIDENCY AND EXISTENCE???? I want YOU to come to my house and pay me $50 an hour for all the time I have wasted with you. I would have internet and TV FREE for about a year!!!

by ogerman1 on Fuck You Comcast!
bullshit service

if I could get any other service here that worked they could stick their bullshit service straight up there dick scarred comcrap ass . they totally suck. fuck you xfinity !

by ComcastSucks on Fuck You Comcast!
ComcastSucks.

Here is another meme to add to your collection.



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by ComcastSucks on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Sucks

So I ordered a phone that was on back order and the lady said everything was approved. So I called today and was hung up on, so I decided to go another route and chatted with someone. They told me that my order was denied for one reason or another.



Thanks, Comcast, you never let me down with how awful your company actually is.



#Comast Sucks.

by Brian on Fuck You Comcast!
Still Not As Bad As AT&T...Yet

I moved to a new place, and Comcast is my only option for internet, so I called to set it up. They don’t do evening installations. And I work 8:30-5:30 M-F, so I had to wait two weeks for a Saturday appointment. Yesterday, they called me, confirmed the appointment, told me what to expect, etc. Today, no Comcast. I found out they rescheduled the appointment for Tuesday morning (when I’m at work). No call, no email, no text...nothing. I told them I can’t be there Tuesday, so now I have to wait another two weeks for a Saturday appointment. A month without internet, and they don’t give a shit. Assholes.

by DOB on Fuck You Comcast!
Fucking Thieves

In a different situation than most here and really feel for you Peeps that are paying premium fucking price for a service and getting bagged over and over because there is no other player in town. My service is not the problem as when it was I fucking basted them repeatedly until them sorry fucks fixed it. Ended up running a new line from the tap and all was well. I was OCD relentless until them mother fuckers came out and fixed it. Since then no problem at all , I have all my own equipment always have since I signed on with these sorry fucks.

Have always had blast internet and did have standard digital tv until the bill topped 220 bens , called them up and said cut the tv Im done paying your ridiculous prices for tv. Setup a digital antenna installed another HD Home tuner and run all my TV's off my network . I live out in the fucking sticks in Central MA but managed to pull all the network stations and a total of 45 with 25 of them digital. So that felt good to give them the TV fuck you fuck off bone but still getting fucked in the rear on the internet with the price ! We stream any content we cant get over the air but hate fucking hate that there are no other players to challenge these mother fuckers ! DSL is not even an option any more I would switch while it would not meet our demand but I hate paying these fucking fees that continue to rise. Looked at satellite 30 mbps max for the same price of blast we currently have.

While I dont have it as bad as many with the shitty service I HATE the monopoly these fuckers have as they continue to raise their price.

Same shit with our SORRY ASS mother fucking Utility company as we pay the 4th highest price for electricity in the US. Cant do shit about it another monopoly as residential customers have no other choice on business.

Monopolies SUCK FUCK YOU COMCAST ! FUCK UNITIL as well hell fuck em all .

by Julie on Fuck You Comcast!
I hate being angry on a Sunday night

So, Sunday night I called Comcast to ask them to send a refresh signal to my modem. But before I could pick a menu item or say what I wanted help with, I had to listen to a commercial for some NFL package they have.



A prerecorded voice said I had to power-cycle my modem and call back. I did, thinking that I would then be able to get a refresh signal. But no, after listening to that commercial again, I had to wait on hold and then was transferred me to an agent. Which is what I always dread.



He wouldn't send a refresh signal. He did have me power-cycle it again. He also said my modem might be bad. He could send out a tech to check, but I would probably have to pay for the visit. I said no, I would get a new modem instead.



What he did not do, which I later found out to be the solution, was the fairly basic procedure of power-cycling the modem while it's connected directly to my computer, then connect it back to the router. That fixed it. That's what Comcast's agents used to recommend. I don't know why this long-winded, useless boob didn't mention it. (I'm sorry I didn't think of it myself before I called!)



It's bad enough when their agents can't help you with basic stuff. Making you listen to ads for their products while on hold is insane. If I'm already angry, what makes them think I'll want to spend even more money with them??

by AMF on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck You Comcast

Comcast Sucks, Rot In Hell You Assholes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stars

by Jerry Plante on Fuck You Comcast!
Vacation "suspend"

We went away on a 6 month RV trip over the winter of 2015-2016. Call comcrap and put out account on suspension. We kept our equipment, our account was live and kept the e-mail address. A live account is important on the road because it allows you to watch network shows online. When we came home, we called and they turned everything back on. This is how we expected vacation suspension to work.



Fast forward to August this year and a 10 week RV adventure. Called comcrap again and said I needed to put the service on suspension. NO! Account canceled, equipment turned in and I need to have the techs come out when I get home. Cannot get programs online because the account is closed, Norton canceled the free virus checker. The graciously allowed me to keep my comcast.net email address.



The Difference. Suspension is only available over the winter. WTF????



comcast sux.



Anyone have the e-mail address of a VP that I can complain to?

by Jane CG on Fuck You Comcast!
YOU SUCK!

If there was a no star rating that's what you would get! Everyone is overseas and can't speak the English language- they have two accounts in their fucked up system for me yes paying them HUGE amounts of money on one account for shitty service is not enough- I have two!!!!! I am taking the equipment to the local office and throwing it inside. Fuck Comcast and Fuck Verizon FIOS too because they both should be closed down. They don't give a rats ass about customers just whats in your wallet. Selling internet services to elderly people who don't have or never had a computer- I know becuase I worked for BOTH companies! No values, no respect nothing. They don't even pay unemployment to those who are lucky enough to get the hell out of there!!!

by Lady Screwed Over by Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
We Need a Better Option

These people are the worst. They should be banned. Scumbags!

by Mike Oxlong on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Comcast

All I have to say is....FUCK YOU COMCAST

by Michelle on Fuck You Comcast!
Fucking hate Comcast

I cancelled my services over a year ago. They contacted me recently and informed me my services were never cancelled. Just checked my credit score and Comcast marked me for 800$. I don’t get it.

by fuck comcast on Fuck You Comcast!

just cut the cables so they have to send mechanic to fix it.

by Michael Yantis on Fuck You Comcast!
A piece of ...

We have had countless problems with our tv service since we got Comcast in April, but we decided it was too much of a hassle to switch back to DirecTv. We coped, angrily. Here’s why we are done coping:

The only thing we really, really want to watch are Seahawk games. We waited all summer, then recorded Sunday’s game. We started watching it when we got home. The screen assured us, with the orange line, that the entire four-plus hours was recorded. YET, about halfway through the second quarter, the recording simply ended (that has happened a few times before, during lesser shows). We tried every way we knew to retrieve it. No luck. No Seahawks. THEN, the same thing happened a few hours later, watching the Packers game! We are done.

by aguywhohatescomcast on Fuck You Comcast!
onejob

I really have cable for ONE reason... college football.. and tonight.. I lost 6 pivotal moments of a great game to some kind of Xfuckupity tech failure. Thanks assholes.. here's my $150 for ruining the only thing I pay you for. Fuck you!

by F.U.Comcast! on Fuck You Comcast!

POS Company!

by Phillyeagle101 on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast Thiefs

Finally after 30 years im getting that comcast monkey off my back. They raise the rates whenever they get the chance. Thank God they now have some competition here in Philly. Ive called these bastards every month for 30yrs. about some screw up in my bill. Get ready comcast your losing another customer, whom you have bilked out of dollars for a long time

by Ihatecomcastmore on Fuck You Comcast!
How is this Co. in business?

Absolute worst customer service ever! I am shocked that this company can stay in business. I've wasted a good portion of my life on the phone with these dumb as rocks customer service reps that barely speak English. They have a monopoly in my area and I have no choice but to use them....ugh! As soon as I get another choice I am outta of Comcast Crappyville!

by Joe on Fuck You Comcast!
You Really Fucking Suck

I hate who ever in there god damn mind decided that contracting an area so that no one can switch to Fios! Your internet slowly died my TV isn't coming in right. It took me 25 minutes to open this god damn page and I have been paying you your max package. Everyone on my street fucking hates you snobby son of a bitch wiping you dicks with our cash.



YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!

by Fuck Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck Comcast

I pay $150 for shit internet thats comparable to early 2000s internet in SILICON FUCKING VALLEY... If you call them to tell them their internet fucking sucks all they will do is tell you to restart your modem and if that doesn't work they'll send out a technician that will *REALLY* fix your internet.. for like 2 hours, then it goes to shit again and you just stop caring because its too much of a hassle to ask these useless cunts for help (because they do NOTHING for you).

by Xfinity is a dick monopoly on Fuck You Comcast!
Destroy them

Someone has to use the law or something to stop their shit from going on. I would be in support of the government taking over their shit business just so they could kick out the current shit.

by former fan on Fuck You Comcast!
xfinity internet get worse every year

Ever since Comcast introduced their X1 platform, their internet service has been unstable and seems to get worse each year. I have it both home and office and the problems are similar (across many different devices): (1) have to disconnect WiFi at least hourly to revive lost connections, (2) inability to maintain a Windows remote desktop connection long enough to complete uploads that take form than a couple minutes, (3) need to power down and restart cable modem once or twice a week to temporarily elevate service from terrible back to merely sub-par, (4) appallingly long cable modem boot times . At my office, where we actually use Comcast's phone service, we've had several outages this year, one lasting for the better part of a day.



Comcast's direction hasn't been all bad. Their voice remote works amazingly well, and the X1 DVR interface is good. And when internet is working, speeds have improved over time and are generally plenty fast.



But persistent glitches and general unreliability ruins the service. Planning on attempting to switch to FIOS soon at both home and office.

by BiggestComcast Hater on Fuck You Comcast!
Cut the Cord

This will be therapeutic



Fuck Comcast, Fuck Comcast, Fuck Comcast.



There, I feel better.



Now to sue Comcast in small claims because it is the only way to get anything done with Comcast.



My first two lasuits fixed the problems and netted me over $600

by Nate on Fuck You Comcast!

Everyone knows they suck, its no secret yet you folks thought you would be the exception and many after reading these reviews will still contact this disaster .



I use a good and reliable server NOT Comcast . All my neighbors have by now wisened up and left Comcast.

by faggot on Fuck You Comcast!
i cont fuhkin play videojuegos

thes intrenet es shet

by Jb on Fuck You Comcast!
Xfinity ( Comcast) sucks

Xfinity ( Comcast) has the worst service by any cable provider. Service is constantly going out. They charge top dollar, however their on line air time is below par. Going back to AT&T.

by CUMCAST on Fuck You Comcast!
CUMCAST XFUCKITY

FUCK YOU CUM CAST XFUCKITY !!!!! I hate them so much I named my wifi "COMCAST SUCKS DICK" and then got sticky dildos and placed them on every comcast truck I saw on the street. They can rob people so I will humiliate them

by gg on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast SUCKS

besides bitching/complaining I want to know..............what can WE DO to get our $$$ back or improve this sucky situation with Comcast. HELP

by hateful on Fuck You Comcast!
Constantly dropped

Internet will randomly stop 2-3 times/day for a few minutes. I've tried different routers, my own and one from them. I don't use WIFI, it's corded ethernet, so no excuse. I hate them. Their website is the slowest loading piece of shit jumbled with ads and garbage. They sell constantly even when you're trying to log in to pay. I'd sell my soul for a better provided. In Europe all this is much quicker and cheaper. The USA just sucks apparently and Comcast is only example.

by Lili on Fuck You Comcast!
You suck

I just spent hours with three different people on their help line to fix my tv signal. My cable and internet has been frequently in and out all summer in NJ. They suck. Seriously. My DVR still isn’t working.

by meh on Fuck You Comcast!
meh

meh

by Worst nightmare on Fuck You Comcast!
Cockroaches

Comcast is by far the worst cable company out there! They are like wal-mart, they own everything and constantly screw the people who made them rich beyond belief! If everybody would return the comcast equipment and cancel, comcast would go down the toilet, where they belong! Stop letting them try to fix it just cancel. When we dont pay our bill on time, they dont let us fix it they just shut us off! We the people should return the favor!

by Fuckcomcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Fraud

Comcast/Xfinity/Charter sucks! Oh wait what...they are the same company, my bad! They charge outrages rates and I have shit service. Kiss my ass corporate mofo monopolies who steal from good, hard working people! Hope you sleep at night with my money. :/

by MelKel on Fuck You Comcast!
Installation Nightnare

Installer came tonight and said wires must be run from the outside to the inside to get internet. He said he was not allowed to do that so he'd call and get me rescheduled with that type of tech. He called and next available is two weeks out. I called myself after he left and was told one week for next available. I demanded someone come tonight. Lady said she'd try, but 60 additonal bucks. I told her if someone had asked my questions first about the lines here the correct tech would have been sent in the first place. Then she said they would waive extra installation fee, but she could not find anyone to see me in the next two hours before closing. She voluntarily transfered me and said to ask next rep if someone could come today. I told the whole story again to that rep and she said absolutely not could anyone disconnect me tonight. I told her I needed an install, not a disconnect. I said I wanted my installation fee refunded and did not want their service installed at all. She transferred me. Told whole story again and verified myself yet again with last four digits of debit card. That guy said he would have to transfer me to billing to get installation deposit refunded. Told billing guy whole story and went through verification again. The billing guy told me I was scheduled to have a tech come out a week from now. I told him to please cancel that! I had no idea. They told me that date and I told them all no. He cancelled this unrequested date. He said I would be refunded the $50 installation deposit. I told him I paid $60. We shall see how much I am refunded, if anything. All they had to do was ask me about the cable wiring here before sending someone out. Now I am stranded with no internet. They lost a customer before they even had one.

by Bob on Fuck You Comcast!
screwy

Every year Comcast jacks up my price and then tries to give me a better deal after 2hours of telling them I will leave, only to get slower internet each time. I wish there was a better service with fast internet speeds out there...GoogleFiber and Verizon are not servicing around me and ATT internet is a level above dial up. Sucks that our Government is corrupt and basically allows monopoly to happen.

by Tori on Fuck You Comcast!
why are they even a business

I had a legit breakdown where I couldn't stop laughing and crying from how absurd this company is. Their customer service is a disgrace. Waited over a week and made many reschedulings just for a tech to come install a cable outlet. Rudest man I've ever met walks into my apartment and tells me he isn't going to do the work I had called for. This man, without telling me ANYTHING afterward, walks over to the door, puts on his shoes, and starts walking out the damn door. Looking forward to the bill I'm going to be receiving after NO SERVICE has been provided to me. Been without both cable and internet for over a week. Time for comcast to be shut down for good.

by Eric on Fuck You Comcast!
Cutting wires

This is something in a long history between Comcast and I. I have been living at my house for three years with no problems with with my fiber. A Comcast crew comes to bury a cable line that they had hung in the trees over two driveways for the last year. Of course as soon as I get home from work the CenturyLink is down and the Comcast guys lied to my face when they said they didn't cut the line. Two days later, PTO day from work, CenturyLink is here confirming that the line was cut. Liars and assholes, fuck you Comcast.

by George on Fuck You Comcast!
They lied to me

Internet completely stopped working yesterday. They wants to send someone a week from yesterday, and I said fuck that and demanded someone come and fix it sooner, so they said they would send someone out today at 1. They never showed up. Called again, they said they never made and appointment and they would send someone at 6. Never showed up again, so I called again and the same this happened. All they said was that they never made an appointment for me. Twice in one day they lied to my face. What the actual fuck Comcast.

by Akb on Fuck You Comcast!
Service never works

I agree with the name of this website.

by Lou in Fort Lauderdale, FL on Fuck You Comcast!
DocsDevResetNow

Ever since I install my own cable modem, I periodically experience a time-out where my internet connection seems to pause for 30-60 seconds. It seems my modem is receiving a DocsDevResetNow command from Comcast. Is this because I don't want to pay $11/mo for their POS modem that gives free wifi to strangers passing by? Or is revenge for not paying the extra $15/mo for BOOST?



Nonetheless, Seven times today was enough. I start at 13:15 calling Comcast support. After 75 mins on hold with Advanced Support (what a joke), and another 30 mins after that, I went to a local retail store. They said there was nothing they could do. They called the support number and got someone right away. This guy said there was no way for me to speak with engineering to find out why their equipment was sending resets to my modem. If I wanted a tech to come out to check the line quality, it would be $60.



FU Comcast!! Lets see what ATT can help.

by D's nuts on Fuck You Comcast!
Lying chodes

Their internet speed test displays performance that is 4x faster than it actually is. Also, my household is paying for much faster speeds than we're getting. Also, they are monopoliztic knobheads who can suck my left nut.

by Comcast can Suck a Dick on Fuck You Comcast!
Forced to used CoNcast

They're the ONLY service provider in my area. Not even CenturyLink is available. Yet 3 other providers area literally available across the street. Why? Because Concast somehow tricked my HOA into signing (and renewing) an agreement to be the sole provider for internet services for the neighborhood. Literally a monopoly. Now they twice nearly 3 times the cost for service compared to literally any other area in Colorado. Fuck you Comcast. I have zero loyalty to you. When I move out I will go with ANYone but you.

by Brad on Fuck You Comcast!
The worst of the worst of the worst of the worst........

Comcast/xfinity is the worst of everything imaginable. They are what happens when there is a lack of competition. Quality sucks, customer service sucks and frankly everything thing about them sucks. To them the customer is a hostage they can treat anyway the please. The only entity that I can compare them to is government...

by Brenda on Fuck You Comcast!
Phone hell

2 days ...no one cares

by John on Fuck You Comcast!
Outage Every Storm

Every fucking storm, Comcast goes out for at least an hour and I’ve been sitting here for 3 hours without WiFi because of a 10 minute thunderstorm with a little wind.

by Screw you on Fuck You Comcast!
Bully Comcast

Stop using your business/service/media as a bullying/intimidating/gaslighting tool. Also, all in leadership position should seek mental eval you bunch of crazy fucks. Take your meds. Hipocrites. Go back to school to educate yourselves even more because your brains are all under developed. Educated my arse. S41+!

by Duke Smith on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast sucks big time

Twice in the last week I have called Comcast to explain that my contract had expired and that i wanted to have internet only and no more cable. The first time took about 15 minutes, and the employee said that my new contract would be coming as a text message to my phone. It never happened. I looked at my account, and nothing changed except the rate went up for cable and internet.

Today I called again, went through the same rigamarole, and the employee said he would send my new "package" information by way of email. I asked what he had there for my email, and he gave an email address I never heard of. I then gave him my correct email address, he said OK, and said to check my email inbox, I did, nothing came through, and then the phone disconnected.

by Brian Roberts on Fuck You Comcast!
I'm the CEO and I hate my company too

My Dad got me started working hard to lobby governments to allow us to have a local monopoly on cable TV. That let Dad start jerking off the much poorer and bribable government leaders. Over time, a pile of bribes puts a small army of decision-makers in your pocket. We lock in whole communities, counties and states and they have no choice except to try dish. We spend tons on anti-dish propaganda to make sure most people are a little reluctant to even try dish. So, we plug into your veins and suck out your hard earned money. It's pretty damn gross, but that's what I do. It sucks to be hated, but it sucks less when you make a billion dollars a year on what your Dad built. I'm actually not so bright. I went to Penn, sure, but only because of Dad's money. I bet 90% of the people bitchin on this site are still putting money in my family's pockets. So screw you all.

by Logan donahue on Fuck You Comcast!
Worst internet ever for a nightshifter

Never works past 1 am and forget about your conference calls fuck this shitty ass organization. All they do is credit your account 5 dollars.. who gives. Shit

by Comcast fuker on Fuck You Comcast!
I want to anal fuck all comcast employees

The Title says it all. Have a good day without internet folks.

by R on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast shut down my home wifi

I called to cancel comcast when my bill was paid up until and the next day comcast screwed up my home wifi so that I couldn't sign on, I'm still paid up for another week.

by J on Fuck You Comcast!
Wont call back

The worst. Total worst. I try to give the benefit of the doubt to just about everyone, but this company straight up CREATES policies and systems in order to screw over, instead of help customers.

Sucks, just sucks.

by JG Sacramento on Fuck You Comcast!
Crooks and Thieves

Internet & TV - bill up again this month - $80/month increase in less than 2 years! All the media companies have gotten to be such greedy whores - sick of all of them!!!

by Jacobison on Fuck You Comcast!
Sadly I have to used comcast

Im only 17 and im big into gaming and my parents dont really use the internet so they don't know how fucking disgustingly awful and bad comcast is about 99% of the time so im stuck using this god awful company 🙂

by Ombelline on Fuck You Comcast!

Comcast is horrible. All you really need to see is the website, which is the slowest loading on the internet, and greatly resembles the first fledgling attempts of teens to make web pages around 1995. Custom service is not provided in any manner. You can chat with a bot that will recite a few programmed in messages if you like but you won't find answers to your questions. For over a year, we were charged for renting a modem and router, despite the fact we'd never received nor used any of their devices, since we owned our own. It took a year of calling, writing and crying to get the fees removed. During long outages, service was unavailable but the bill was never adjusted. I was charged for a full month of service once despite only 17 working days. We ended up paying it rather than wasting hours trying to find someone to fix it. We also ended up paying for several months of television service that had incorrectly been added to our order even though we do not own a television, by choice, so couldn't have used it if we'd wanted. If you can actually find your way to a human being, they will speak the most garbled pidgin English imaginable, won't have any clue what you're talking about and will find it impossible to help with all but the most basic of tasks. Now, before anyone cries racism or nationalism, I'm an immigrant, I wasn't born in the USA, and English is my 3rd language. I'm very tolerant and appreciative of people trying their best to learn English and I appreciate how hard it is. Companies serving English speaking clients however must have articulate service people with well developed communication skills, and Comcast fails at that. Service goes in and out, with constant "grey outs" on both wired and wireless service. Shoddy workmanship on installation. Wires left all over, huge holes in the wall, no attempt to patch plaster which had been broken to drag out old wires during an "upgrade". They did demand we take down a satellite dish which the previous owners had installed (we don't use television), so we allowed them to, but then they just dumped it in our lawn to be disposed of by us at our expense. All in all, poor quality, poor service, poor business model and most of all, poor, sad unhappy customers.

by MotherFucker on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast is so fucking gay

Comcast decides to snap in half like the fucking retards they are during every competitive cs;go match I play, the retards there who were born out of the anus instead need to fucking hand themselves

by FUCK COMCAST on Fuck You Comcast!
SELFISH PIGS

Fuck comcast and it's data caps. Comcast knows damn well that 1tb doesn't cost less or more than 500tb. They have these ridiculous data caps that only cell phone companies have. Comshit owns the tv networks and they don't like that people don't want to pay hundreds of dollars to watch their shitty tv stations; so they impose data caps when they know more than 1% of their customers use more than that. I have no other option and am stuck with this shitty monopolistic company that has been ripping me off for years. It's a fucking disservice to Americans that want to stay on the forefront of technology and start businesses and companies online. Fuck Comcast. I hope the government and Google lays fiber across this country and ComSHIT loses ALL it's customers. They know damn well everyone will leave them in a instant if they get a chance. No one has loyalty to these piece of shit scumbags. NO ONE.

by I’mSOPISSEDOFF on Fuck You Comcast!
Kms

Internet goes off every 5-20 mins then comes back on after 10-30 mins. So basically I have no internet & i’m Paying a company for no reason. I just want to watch my favorite show after a long day of stress but this just adds to my huge pile of stress, depression, & suffering. So definitely getting rid of this shithole company but not sure about which provider I should look into. Probably any would be better then ComASS. It’s literally just paying for no service.

by None Ya damn Business What My Name Is. on Fuck You Comcast!
COMCAST CAN GO TO HELL

So, last week my NEIGHBOR (dumb nosey bitch) calls COMCAST because the wire running from the pole to my house is apparently too low for her liking. (We have called about this several times in the past and only one technician did anything about it). Anyway my family was out for the day and the COMCAST technician comes to my house and CUTS 150 FEET OF WIRE FROM THE POLE AND LEAVES IT LAYING CONNECTED TO MY HOUSE IN A HUGE FUCKING HEAP. No note saying we will come clean this up or anything. So this is the first problem WHO THE FUCK gave this douchebag permission to cut the line I PAY FOR. See folks the problem is if you make a service call for a house that ISNT YOURS nothing should be done without the ACTUAL homeowners consent. In this case my nosey fucking neighbor's call to do work on MY HOUSE should have been denied. But wait...it gets better.

I call COMCAST and inform them they need to come clean up the mess they left in my yard. The call center MANAGER didnt believe that there was 150 feet of wire pilled up in my yard still conected to my house. The bitch at the call center kept telling me "sir you need to calm down." Ok fun fact boys and girls, when you are angry the last thing anyone should EVER say (unless you are a cop) is calm down....the conversation literally spiralled into customer service hell. Two days later a COMCAST technician shows up ro my house takes one look at the mess of wire and says (AND I FUCKING QUOTE) "Man who the hell did this to your house?". To which I responded " Don't know sir, came home from a family outing two days ago and found this on my lawn after my neighbor decided she didnt like the altitude at which the wire was positioned." The guy LITERALLY looks me in the face and says "professionals don't do shit like this." To which I said "yeah no fucking kidding. Thanks for coming out and taking care of this, the call center MANAGER didnt believe me."



If I could find a provider where I live and switch I would. However here they have a literal monopoly on internet and cable. Satellite tv is NO better so we are stuck with this garbage



FUCK YOU COMCAST. FUCK YOU CALL CENTER MANAGER. Thank you to the pole technician who was polite and professional.

by Fuck Xfinity on Fuck You Comcast!
Absolute SHIT WiFI

FUCK XFINITY AND FUCK COMCAST! YOU'RE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE AND YET YOUR SERVICE IS SO FUCKING SLOW AND INCONSISTENT. YOU FUCKING MONOPOLIZED PIECE OF TRASH! ~15 MBps DOWNLOAD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I'M PAYING $150 PER MONTH FOR FUCKING ~15 MBps!! FUCK THAT. KYS KYS KYS. FUCK COMCAST. FUCK XFINITY. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

by Taylor on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck comcast

Today a tree hit our neighbors garage totaled it’s along with the power line, the the line was fixed within hours Comcast says that they will come next week, meaning that I will have to use my data if I want to do anything on the internet fuck Comcast!

by TMart555 on Fuck You Comcast!
Fkk Comcast/Xfinity

EVERY single fucking Wednesday at 5pm my internet stops working for 30+ mins and I lose everything im doing online....FUCKIN BITCHES!!!

by Fuck comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck em

The service was out for half a week (I have online classes) then they proceeded to block my driveway with their fire truck sized response bullshit to fix their cable they had fixed a few days ago

by Nikki-Comcast Sucks on Fuck You Comcast!

My internet is always down at night even though it says I’m connected and I have internet which doesn’t make sense. Also my tv alway freezes when where watching tv. My mom tried to rest the internet a few times but that didn’t help the problem 😡😤. Comcast sucks they don’t care what people have to say about them. They only care about the money...

by fuckucomcast on Fuck You Comcast!
FUKU

Fucking worst shit corporate assholes on the planet. Just go out of business already piece of shit assholes

by Steven on Fuck You Comcast!
L.

They charged my 91 year old father ww2 veteran to fix the box they installed that was changing to Spanish. 40 dollars to come out. I call them and they wanted to pimp him dollar by taking 25 dollars off

by C.R. Smith on Fuck You Comcast!
Emailed videos

Comcast is such a money-grabbing cockroach outfit that it won't even allow you to download videos off your own emails and send post them any other platform that isn't comcast. If Comcast was a human the sumabich would be an 18th century elixir salesman or a greedy conniving landlord

by FUck on Fuck You Comcast!
CoMcAsT

I give Comcast 5 stars because they make me want to kill myself after having their services

by ENRAGED on Fuck You Comcast!
cuntcast can suck a fat dick

i WAS going to start taking online college courses but thanks to comcast’s “high speed” internet service suddenly going out every goddamn day i have to rethink my plans as my internet is now rendered extremely unreliable. the sperm that unfortunately resulted in the lives of the retards who run comcast should have been fucking swallowed. the least they could do for us is kill themselves.

by Bubba on Fuck You Comcast!
Take my money

Been dealing with Comcast or Xfinity or whatever they call them selves this week off and on for over 35 years. I have no idea how much money i have paid them for unavailable service. In and out, in and out. Rebate for when they were out? Hell no.

Bad. Bad. Company. Do they care?

Hell no.

After asking why their service is no service....they raise the price.

FUCK COMCAST OR XFINITY OR WHATEVER THEY CALL THEM SELVES THIS WEEK.

SHIT customer service.

SHIT service all the way around.

Sitting here without service Again for over 2 weeks.

Comcast "Duh, We are working on it, Duh".

by A. E. B on Fuck You Comcast!
Wtf - biz and home bad

My business and home (2 separate accounts). Both constantly slow disconnecting, reconnecting... Sometimes they tell me I can't connect. BS for the amount paid. Looking into other providers.

by LuckyGuy on Fuck You Comcast!
CustomerRepresentative

I am a Customer Representative and I hate Comcast with all my guts, I don't hate Customers, believe me I do not when most of the time they are frustrated and they are very rude. It is just shitty Comcast they don't invest in infrastructure, to provide you the best service and also they didn't give us a good training.

The only thing that the system does is to reboot your equipment. Some times we don't even open your account when suddenly your service go back.



I always provide credit, as much as I can, keep asking for credit because that shifty company is stealing your money.

by red white on Fuck You Comcast!
Sucks in Butte County

There used to be a service center on Eaton Road in Chico , here in Butte County California ,where you could go to re-negogiate your ever-increasing cable bill every two years...Now they closed! They opened up an Xfinity store in the Chico Mall peppered with snotty little brats who are so bad at customer service and only interested in selling you more crap that you don't need.... the asst. mgr. was a clown, the manager apologized as most of what I asked him was "above his pay grade"!! I used to pay $190 for my bundle of phone, internet, and TV, now it's gone up to about $240 a month. So when I went in to sign the 2 year customer loyalty pledge to get a lower rate like I have been doing for years and they told me they don't reward customer loyalty anymore!But they had the nerve to send me a flyer advertising a rate of $189 for the same service I already have, but they will NOT give me that rate! You thieves! After 15 years with these clowns we have had it...Poor customer service in person, idiots who cannot speak English on the phone, and rates going through the roof...We are now shopping for a telephone and internet provider and are going to dump the cable for good.'

COMCAST/XFINITY doesn't give a sh** about long term loyal customers.

Comcast/Xfinity SUCKS!!!!!

by Pissed off on Fuck You Comcast!
Wrapped wire cables around my tree!

One day, my internet goes out due to wires catching on fire, so a technician comes out and rewired the cabled to have it hanging from the pole to my mango tree 3-4 feet away causing a wire to be hanging almost on the ground. This is extremely unacceptable! YOU DON'T WRAP CABLE WIRE AROUND TREES!! IT'S HAS BEEN A WEEK AND NOBODY WILL COME OUT HERE TO FIX IT. THEY LIE ABOUT APPOINTMENTS AND EVEN WHEN I SPOKE TO A MANAGER...SHE DIDN'T CARE. I HATE COMCAST WORST COMPANY EVER!!

by Wondering Willie on Fuck You Comcast!
Hmmm

WOW! Comcast has its own complaint site. Not really surprised since they work so hard to really earn it.



For me, I dumped them and went to Direct TV Now. It's the future of TV in terms of technology. It's also cheaper.



I am writing this comment because I absolutely detest Comcast. Just try to cancel its service. They will grind you into the earth using automated harassment tools and using foreign low cost Help desk antagonize-rs. Finishing with false billings that are sent to collection agencies.



Actually, I enjoy the challenge. I look forward to court and making press releases.

by Ross the Boss on Fuck You Comcast!
As bad as ATT

Your phone service sucks, your website sucks. all the money you make and with the corporate tax cut you just got you can't hire Americans. Fuck You

by Karl on Fuck You Comcast!
Let me repeat. Comcast SUCKS!!!

Had a “tech” come out today. He went through my house, removed items and now my service is out in a couple rooms. I had to go out and purchase the items he removed, replace them and now everything is working again.........I THINK??? Can’t wait for the next rate increase!

by Fuck You Comcast on Fuck You Comcast!
Fuck You Comcast

I just lost service in my god damn house and neighborhoods because YOU SHITHEADS couldn't do your GOD DAMN jobs. Then when I called up you PIECE OF SHIT CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS, one of them asked me for my IP address. I DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET SHITHEAD MY IP ADDRESS WOULDN'T HAVE HELPED YOU. I felt like he didn't know what he was talking about so I asked him for HIS IP address. He said it was 127.0.0.1. HE GAVE ME LOCALHOST. LOCALHOST IS NOT YOUR GOD DAMN IP ADDRESS FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN YOU PLEASE GET SOMEONE WHO HAS USED A COMPUTER AT LEAST ONCE IN THEIR LIFE BEFORE YOU SHIT HEAD COMCAST INCOMPETENT MEATHEADS.

by Karl on Fuck You Comcast!
Comcast SUCKS

How do I give “0” stars?

Support=SUCKS

Value=SUCKS

Service=SUCKS

HELP=SUCKS

But.............They’ll give me a ONE, that’s right “ONE” day service credit for my endless hours on the phone, being hung up on twice, no television for two days!

“0” STARS!

by Jim on Fuck You Comcast!
Pure Shit

Tried to stream a show on my computer tonight. Waiting, Waiting, Waiting, nothing!!! Does not work! Xfinity Stream? Where? How? I pay for this shit? Internet goes down every month at home, reboot every two weeks. Wait for 20 minutes to talk to someone who has no clue and no resolution. Why is there no competition for cable and internet? They get away with total abuse! They are crooks!!! The worst!